| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 20:58 - Jan 30 with 3002 views | eastside_r |
Always me, so who's the other one? |  | |  |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 21:12 - Jan 30 with 2944 views | stowmarketrange |
Very entertaining report Clive.So glad we decided to stay in Plymouth on the Saturday night instead of the Friday.
So happy for you fans that suffered both trips and were rewarded with two wins. |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 21:47 - Jan 30 with 2832 views | eastside_r |
Masterful. | | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 21:54 - Jan 30 with 2815 views | HanwellHoop |
Brilliant. |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 22:18 - Jan 30 with 2759 views | ShotKneesHoop |
A work of art. Should be available on Audible next month. Knocks the shit out of Shakespeare. Pure genius war correspondent stuff |  |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 22:23 - Jan 30 with 2748 views | OldPedro |
A great read - thanks |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 01:10 - Jan 31 with 2525 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
Your reports are superb but that has risen to another level Clive just a masterpiece . I just have so much respect for the fans who travel up, down and across the country following QPR and having to endure such chaos pretty much weekly.
It was so funny yet heartbreaking and infurating at the same time this train travel is a hard way to get around .
Reading it from a place where people drive every where every day and most houses have anything from 2 to 5 cars parked outside just makes your train adventure almost hard to fathom .Tip of the cap to all travellers
Luckily QPR won both games which softened the blow a bit . |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 08:58 - Jan 31 with 2202 views | BristolR |
Wow, what a beautiful piece…I think I look forward to these as much, if not more, than the match reports in some ways!
Both packed full of graphic sexual imagery as required but also some real heartfelt stuff regarding the suicide…bravo Clive! Not sure Shakespeare could meld the two into one piece!!
Thanks for taking the time, very much appreciated. As Shotknees says, shirley an Audible version narrated by the man himself would be a worthy addition for the Patreon  |  | | |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 09:04 - Jan 31 with 2159 views | BrianMcCarthy |
That's quality, Clive. Lovely stuff, and the whole range of emotions.
Thanks man. |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 09:54 - Jan 31 with 2065 views | johann28 |
Totally awesome. How is this guy not a multi-millionaire? Has made my day |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 09:58 - Jan 31 with 2038 views | Hayesender |
What a brilliant report. You had me crying tears of laughter, to quite literally choking up.
I witnessed a young man get hit and killed by a train at West Ealing Station because he was on his phone not concentrating on where he was, and got so close to the edge the through train to Reading caught him a glancing blow on his head killing him instantly.
A horrible experience I never want to see again, but all I could think of for ages afterwards, was the poor bastard on the other end of the phone wandering what had happened.
Life eh! |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:06 - Jan 31 with 1988 views | Rsole |
Thank you Clive, I guess this puts to bed the often quoted theory that it’s the journey and not the destination that really matters (ahem) !
Only one questions arose - were you standing at the sink or sitting on it ? |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:09 - Jan 31 with 1980 views | Rsole |
And Shirley we should call you something different after recent posts ?
What new Monica would Huw you prefer ? | |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:20 - Jan 31 with 1956 views | TeddRanger |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:09 - Jan 31 by Rsole |
And Shirley we should call you something different after recent posts ?
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Superb.
I've gone through about six different emotions reading that.
The expression "That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back" is turned 180 degrees on its head by this piece- "That's 20 minutes of my life, I 'll treasure" . |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:28 - Jan 31 with 1939 views | RamseyR |
Funny, poignant and absolute class report. I could feel your pain. |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:51 - Jan 31 with 1893 views | derbyhoop |
As long, rambling stories go that was a masterpiece.
It should be required reading for the SoS for Transport and the CEOs of all the train companies responsible for putting on such a broken service.
Good luck with getting the refunds/compensation. |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 11:37 - Jan 31 with 1790 views | TheChef |
Quality stuff as ever, thanks Clive! |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 11:41 - Jan 31 with 1776 views | daveB |
That was absolutley brilliant |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 11:45 - Jan 31 with 1758 views | Juzzie |
Superb, if there was ever an advert for why people choose to drive, this is it!
Could the "that could be anywhere from Liverpool to Rome" have been shoehorned into the Hull section maybe? ;) |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 11:51 - Jan 31 with 1749 views | ngbqpr |
"...and in the LFW Reports, Previews and Features chart countdown, we have a brand new number one - with a fking bullet..." |  |
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| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 13:55 - Jan 31 with 1532 views | terryb |
Cheers Clive.
Brilliant. Just brilliant! | | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 17:22 - Jan 31 with 1238 views | YorkRanger |
So good I read it twice. |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 20:13 - Jan 31 with 1009 views | SAPilgrim |
Fantastic stuff. Thank you. |  | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 22:26 - Jan 31 with 824 views | thehat |
Top Draw Clive - Marti should make sure the players read this to fully understand the great lengths and pain suffered by our loyal fans making these long journeys. | | | |
| Plymouth/Hull – Awaydays on 10:37 - Feb 1 with 381 views | GroveR |
Sounds like the good people of Hull have attended the LoftForWords school of civil engineering - when faced with any construction challenge: dig down.
Like watching "Wish You Were Here" if Judith Chalmers was restricted to shìt football stadiums and battered on export-strength lager. |  | | |
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