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I want to enjoy this more but really I can only celebrate Chelsea's actual pain. Be it losing a big final or having one of their stands collapse during match day.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
The Yank's approach is to buy up all the young talent early, get them locked down on long-term contracts and then they believe in 3 years; they will sweep up all the trophies. Then sell one or two in season 4, which they don't want, to Real Madrid and Manure and rinse and repeat.
Of course, we know that's fantasy. As there is no way anyone could know who will develop to the level that will win things. For every freebie Foden that comes out of the academy, there is a £100m Grealish to buy.
They will be lumbered with these players for years to come. Players that thought they would be playing in Europe, winning things and challenging for the top of the table. Not being booed every week by their own fans and having to play in the early rounds of the League Cup.
The agent across Europe will be pinging over their next set of "wonderkids" to Chelsea right now. "only 19 and already the best in Lichteinstien, buy now before Madrid do!"
The real fun is this summer's transfer window. Will the scum make the same mistake again and again? If they do, then they could go bankrupt. Remember they have a possible points deduction or relegation on the horizon due to FFP. Send in the bulldozers so, the creditors can get their money back from the land sale :)
The Yank's approach is to buy up all the young talent early, get them locked down on long-term contracts and then they believe in 3 years; they will sweep up all the trophies. Then sell one or two in season 4, which they don't want, to Real Madrid and Manure and rinse and repeat.
Of course, we know that's fantasy. As there is no way anyone could know who will develop to the level that will win things. For every freebie Foden that comes out of the academy, there is a £100m Grealish to buy.
They will be lumbered with these players for years to come. Players that thought they would be playing in Europe, winning things and challenging for the top of the table. Not being booed every week by their own fans and having to play in the early rounds of the League Cup.
The agent across Europe will be pinging over their next set of "wonderkids" to Chelsea right now. "only 19 and already the best in Lichteinstien, buy now before Madrid do!"
The real fun is this summer's transfer window. Will the scum make the same mistake again and again? If they do, then they could go bankrupt. Remember they have a possible points deduction or relegation on the horizon due to FFP. Send in the bulldozers so, the creditors can get their money back from the land sale :)
The good news is that unless they have another hotel or car park to sell, they'll probably have to flog Palmer as the only profit-generator.
By a happy coincidence, directly underneath these messages I can see video of the kid with the sign, "I don't want your shirt..." as his Dad takes him away before the end.
That is fecking hilarious.I think the Indian bloke has probably had a heart attack by now. Lucky none of these tossers were around in 1986.
6:17 is comedy gold ... I will never get bored of watching that clip. Spot on re 1986! The trouble is any chels fans under the age of 30 will only have experienced the 'lets spend a load of money, rack up a huge debt, but win loads of trophies in the process' business model. Year upon year of competing for everything! To them a bad season would have been finishing runners up in the League and maybe only getting 1 piece of silverware. The thought of finishing mid-table would have been unthinkable 2-3 seasons ago, but slowly the wheels have started to wobble an its lovely to see the fans reactions... Selling the 2 hotels is proof that they're in trouble re FFP and if it is to be no European footy next season, they wont be able to throw another truck load of money at it ... Happy Days!
Sorry for being old and stupid, but do these people just sit in their mum's back room and talk about the game? What is that about? Do we have them? Or is it just a Chelscum thing?
Sorry for being old and stupid, but do these people just sit in their mum's back room and talk about the game? What is that about? Do we have them? Or is it just a Chelscum thing?
There's a few people who do match vlogs or watch along games. I guess with the number of subscribers Chels has they could make some money out of it: between £200 and £500 for 100k views. Most of these people have half as many subscribers but it's a relatively pain-free way of making a few pounds I guess (except these guys seem to find it really painful!).
It's not really worth it for QPR games as we haven't got the international fanbase that Chels has so you wouldn't make any cash out of it.
Having said that it's possibly a potential way to start a media career, James Alcott seems to do it full-time but covers largely the Championship and produces quality content with interviews with players and ex-players. Billy Rice who used to be our announcer got into Sky as a producer after producing our end of year review.
There's a few people who do match vlogs or watch along games. I guess with the number of subscribers Chels has they could make some money out of it: between £200 and £500 for 100k views. Most of these people have half as many subscribers but it's a relatively pain-free way of making a few pounds I guess (except these guys seem to find it really painful!).
It's not really worth it for QPR games as we haven't got the international fanbase that Chels has so you wouldn't make any cash out of it.
Having said that it's possibly a potential way to start a media career, James Alcott seems to do it full-time but covers largely the Championship and produces quality content with interviews with players and ex-players. Billy Rice who used to be our announcer got into Sky as a producer after producing our end of year review.
I watch the Coventry one most weeks where Matt and Sophie predict the Championship matches and who is getting Promoted and more important who is going down . They have a Coventry City Match day vlog and the one against Man Utd last Sunday is incredible ,from pure extacy to agony in a few seconds Fcuk VAR. Matt has QPR surviving for weeks now and also backed SW to stay up months ago with Huddersfield and Plymouth or the Blues going down in his latest one .
6:17 is comedy gold ... I will never get bored of watching that clip. Spot on re 1986! The trouble is any chels fans under the age of 30 will only have experienced the 'lets spend a load of money, rack up a huge debt, but win loads of trophies in the process' business model. Year upon year of competing for everything! To them a bad season would have been finishing runners up in the League and maybe only getting 1 piece of silverware. The thought of finishing mid-table would have been unthinkable 2-3 seasons ago, but slowly the wheels have started to wobble an its lovely to see the fans reactions... Selling the 2 hotels is proof that they're in trouble re FFP and if it is to be no European footy next season, they wont be able to throw another truck load of money at it ... Happy Days!
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I wish we had subtitles but it sounds like he is angry at Havertz
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