| It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 48910 views | KeithHaynes |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:01 - Sep 22 with 5960 views | demonk |
Husband buys his son an
iPAD, daughter an iPOD,
himself an iPHONE and his
wife an iRON.
She wasn't impressed even
after he explained it can be
integrated with the iWASH,
iCOOK and iCLEAN network.
This triggered the iNAG
service, which totally wiped
out the iSHAG function. |  | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 10:43 - Sep 24 with 5811 views | Johnw102 |
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an
erection...
but she did
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"f*ck that" says Mick
"have you seen how many of their owners go blind" |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:06 - Sep 24 with 5797 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 10:43 - Sep 24 by Johnw102 |
I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.
I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an
erection...
but she did
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ."
"f*ck that" says Mick
"have you seen how many of their owners go blind" |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:50 - Sep 24 with 5766 views | theloneranger |
An American tourist asks an Irishman.
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats" ??
To which the Irishman replies.
"They have to go in backwards. If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat" …!! |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 20:56 - Sep 26 with 5577 views | Kilkennyjack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:50 - Sep 24 by theloneranger |
An American tourist asks an Irishman.
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats" ??
To which the Irishman replies.
"They have to go in backwards. If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat" …!! |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:40 - Oct 4 with 5281 views | jacaranda |
This is a true story. Names have been changed
A girl comes onto Brad in a bar and says"gday Brad, do you remember me?
Taken aback Brad days he doesn't
The distraught girl says
I was at that party at Damo's last month and you said I was a good sport "
Well, now I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself! "She said
Geez' said Brad
'you really are a good sport | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 00:27 - Oct 6 with 5174 views | GixerJack |
My friends wife sent him to Boots to get something to help make him hard in the bedroom, he got back a couple of hours later and gave her a big box of slimming pills.
Anyway if you hear of any one bedroom flats going… |  | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 00:32 - Oct 6 with 5173 views | GixerJack |
A mate of mine went to see a psychic last month who told him he was going to be coming into money. He met a girl called Penny last weekend… how spooky is that??? | | | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:04 - Oct 6 with 5091 views | union_jack |
A quiet little boy was putting up with the abuse of a foot taller, loud mouthed girl. The girl was berating him for being a Nerd.
The teacher heard what the girl was saying to the boy, and admonished her, “Karen! You should be nice to Billy! He is a straight A student, and someday he just might be your Boss.”
Billy looked at the teacher and quipped, “But I don’t want to be a Pimp!” | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:49 - Oct 6 with 5045 views | Treforys_Jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 00:32 - Oct 6 by GixerJack |
A mate of mine went to see a psychic last month who told him he was going to be coming into money. He met a girl called Penny last weekend… how spooky is that??? |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:45 - Oct 6 with 5008 views | theloneranger |
If you see someone doing a crossword today.
Lean over and say, "7 up is lemonade" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:38 - Oct 9 with 4862 views | Thrasher6 |
Was staying in a hotel last weekend and asked the receptionist to give me a wake-up call the next day..
When she rang back in the morning she said..."What the hell are you doing with your life..." |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:02 - Oct 9 with 4802 views | theloneranger |
A year ago I said to my wife - "Every time we make love, we put a pound coin in a money box and see how much we can save up"
I opened the box today and said to my wife, "Where have all these notes come from?"
She replied, "Not everyone's a tight arse like you" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 10:09 - Oct 11 with 4665 views | theloneranger |
I went to a fancy dress shop today to hire a costume for upcoming Halloween.
The girl behind the counter gave me a suit and a Boris Johnson mask.
I said, "Sorry Miss, I think you must have misheard me"
"I said I wanted to look like a COUNT" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:59 - Oct 12 with 4534 views | Johnw102 |
So I was in a restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken..
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said to the waitress: "
What's this?!!"
"She said: "
It's the boney part" | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 19:50 - Oct 15 with 4356 views | Boundy |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:29 - Aug 14 by onehunglow |
Nobody has remotely m@de me laugh since Dave Allen died. |
Micky Flanagan, Peter Kay ? | |
| "In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master." |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 17:28 - Oct 19 with 4188 views | theloneranger |
One rainy night a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.
Even before he rolled to a stop at the kerb, the figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet naked woman sitting on the back seat.
"Wwheeeere to" ?? he stammered.
"Walker Road" answered the woman.
"OK" he said taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at" ??
"Well" replied the driver, "I can't help noticing that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay for your fare" ??
The woman smiled and spread her legs, putting her feet up on the front seat and said,
"Does THIS answer your question" ??
Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked,
"Haven't you got something smaller ??" | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:28 - Oct 21 with 4055 views | theloneranger |
As my wife laid in the bath, she looked up at me and said.
"What's with the extension lead, Lone" ??
I said, "The toaster won't reach from the socket" ...!! | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:31 - Oct 21 with 4040 views | union_jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:28 - Oct 21 by theloneranger |
As my wife laid in the bath, she looked up at me and said.
"What's with the extension lead, Lone" ??
I said, "The toaster won't reach from the socket" ...!! |
This thread is for posting jokes.
Not true stories😂 | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:47 - Oct 22 with 3965 views | theloneranger |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 22:31 - Oct 21 by union_jack |
This thread is for posting jokes.
Not true stories😂 |
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| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 01:12 - Oct 23 with 3893 views | Robbie |
Alan Waddle lays on more balls then Fiona Richmond .
North Bank from back in the day , now where is my coat . | | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:51 - Oct 26 with 3729 views | union_jack |
I hope this gets past the censors!
Boy to girl: Can I smell your c***?
Girl: No!!
Boy: Well it must be your feet then | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:53 - Oct 27 with 3675 views | Treforys_Jack |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 21:51 - Oct 26 by union_jack |
I hope this gets past the censors!
Boy to girl: Can I smell your c***?
Girl: No!!
Boy: Well it must be your feet then |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:48 - Oct 28 with 3600 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
My mate got a job as a clown but they sacked him on his first day.
He’s suing for funfair dismissal. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:20 - Oct 28 with 3584 views | theloneranger |
A little year old boy was examining his testicles while having a bath.
He asked his mother, "MAMMY, are these my brains"??
"NO, not yet" she replied ...!! | |
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