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FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. 12:19 - Jan 8 with 2556 views

Our club, which art in Shepherds Bush,
hallowed be thy name.
The third round comes,
we will be done in Fleetwood,
As we will in Blackburn.
Give us this day our annual exit,
And forgive Tyler his miss passes,
although he won't forgive those who miss pass against him.
And lead us not into the fourth round,
but deliver us from Beale.
For thine is the disappointment,
the shame and Vauxhall Motors,
For ever and ever,
Rangers.

[Post edited 8 Jan 2023 12:20]

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 14:59 - Jan 8 with 2448 views

DannyPaddox

Relive wet January’s of yore with this much-loved traditional (post) Christmas Carol …

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On the first day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the second day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the third day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
Defeat to MK Franchise
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the fourth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the fifth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the sixth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the seventh day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the eighth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A tonking at Goodison
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise - cnÃ»ts!
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the ninth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
Torn ligaments for Ale
A tonking at Goodison
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise - cnÃ»ts!
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the tenth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A broken leg for Mackie
Torn ligaments for Ale
A tonking at Goodison
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise - cnÃ»ts!
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the eleventh day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A Paul Hart masterclass
A broken leg for Mackie
Torn ligaments for Ale
A tonking at Goodison
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise - cnÃ»ts!
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

On the twelfth day of the FA Cup
The 3rd Round gave to me
A jammy defeat to the Scum (but it’s okay cos we’ve got more money than them)
A Paul Hart masterclass
A broken leg for Mackie
Torn ligaments for Ale
A tonking at Goodison
A home-spanking from league 1 Sheff U when we were Prem
Defeat at the City Ground - naturally
5 (FIVE!) goals against Swansea (or was I dreaming?)
Defeat to Blackburn Rovers - again
Defeat to MK Franchise - cnÃ»ts!
Defeat to the Ruperts (at least the doors were closed)
And a shit-show at Fleetwood by the sea

“And here’s the draw for the 3rd Round of the FA Cup”

[Post edited 8 Jan 2023 15:10]

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:02 - Jan 8 with 2436 views

distortR

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 14:59 - Jan 8 by DannyPaddox

“And here’s the draw for the 3rd Round of the FA Cup”

[Post edited 8 Jan 2023 15:10]

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:04 - Jan 8 with 2420 views

Damo1962

The nearest geographical professional football club to Wembley Stadium, has I now believe...the worst record in the FA Cup. Now there's something to focus minds.

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:05 - Jan 8 with 2421 views

distortR

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:02 - Jan 8 by distortR

a Slade chorus;
"So here it is, FA third round,
everyone else is having fun
don't look to the future now
because it's leon Balogun'

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:06 - Jan 8 with 2416 views

distortR

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:04 - Jan 8 by Damo1962
The nearest geographical professional football club to Wembley Stadium, has I now believe...the worst record in the FA Cup. Now there's something to focus minds.

Tut. Not even an attempt at rhyming.

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:25 - Jan 8 with 2377 views

Damo1962

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:06 - Jan 8 by distortR
Tut. Not even an attempt at rhyming.

I know...I'm too lazy ðŸ˜

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:25 - Jan 8 with 2376 views

Damo1962

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:02 - Jan 8 by distortR

That will make a great card for next XmasðŸ˜‚

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:32 - Jan 8 with 2364 views

PlanetHonneywood

Maybe we should do what we did in the early-30s, and forget to post in the application form to play in the third round.

Save everyone the angst and the cost of the stamp too.

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FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:53 - Jan 8 with 2308 views

Toast_R

Funny to see Cardiff have their Suarez moment today. Almost, almost knocked out Leeds but just blown the 2-0 lead.

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 17:11 - Jan 8 with 2264 views

distortR

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 15:32 - Jan 8 by PlanetHonneywood
Maybe we should do what we did in the early-30s, and forget to post in the application form to play in the third round. Save everyone the angst and the cost of the stamp too.

Give it to me to do.
i'm in my mid-50's, and forget everything.

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 22:40 - Jan 9 with 2118 views

FredManRave

FA cup - we haven't a prayer.................. on 17:11 - Jan 8 by distortR
Give it to me to do. i'm in my mid-50's, and forget everything.

Mate, are you ever going to pay me back that 100 quid I lent you at the Forest game?!

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