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All-time stinker XI 19:02 - Apr 30 with 13667 views

Let's take a trip down memory lane. The type of trip where not even a thousand rose-tinted specs could put any veneer of respectability on these, the football-hoofing excuses for professional footballers that played for SCFC.

We will stick with 4-4-2 for ease. You must have, unfortunately, seen these uncoordinated abominations play, before your incredulous eyes.

Let's be avin yer, or something. Your XI from hell.

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 19:03]

All-time stinker XI on 19:19 - Apr 30 with 7349 views

Treforys_Jack

Teflon

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JBT95

The XI v Southampton in 2018?

All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 with 7336 views

raynor94

All-time stinker XI on 19:19 - Apr 30 by Treforys_Jack
Teflon

You can't have seen many Swans keepers!

	You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
Poll:	Happy to see Martin go

All-time stinker XI on 20:01 - Apr 30 with 7305 views

Swanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 by raynor94
You can't have seen many Swans keepers!

Steve Potter for me ðŸ™ˆ

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

All-time stinker XI on 20:23 - Apr 30 with 7272 views

raynor94

All-time stinker XI on 20:01 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs
Steve Potter for me ðŸ™ˆ

Exactly!

	You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
Poll:	Happy to see Martin go

All-time stinker XI on 20:29 - Apr 30 with 7265 views

Swanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 20:23 - Apr 30 by raynor94
Exactly!

Always remember being 1 up against Cambridge United on a stinking Tuesday night, they get a penalty only for Potter to pull off a cracking save...
and the game being abandoned ðŸ˜‚

*I'm sure we lost the rearranged game too*

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 20:30]

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

All-time stinker XI on 20:30 - Apr 30 with 7263 views

sP7qupUf

Gary Fiskin
Christian Maclean
Tommy Mutton

All-time stinker XI on 21:01 - Apr 30 with 7236 views

swan65split

Colin ball boy Mc donald ......no other one could touch him! fact

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thornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:01 - Apr 30 by swan65split
Colin ball boy Mc donald ......no other one could touch him! fact

Potter
Hough
Howard
Boyle
Gibbons
Mumford maybe harsh
Sanches capt
Keri Andrews
Barrow or Lamah
Newhouse
Keaveney or Mutton

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

Poll:

Would you like Cooper to stay or go (regardless of compensation situation)

All-time stinker XI on 21:37 - Apr 30 with 7194 views

Professor

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan
Potter Hough Howard Boyle Gibbons Mumford maybe harsh Sanches capt Keri Andrews Barrow or Lamah Newhouse Keaveney or Mutton [Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

Hough and Moreira at least were triers.
Mardenborough was fast. I would also include Stewart
Phillips.
We had some shocking forwards 80s and 90s

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Swanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan
Potter Hough Howard Boyle Gibbons Mumford maybe harsh Sanches capt Keri Andrews Barrow or Lamah Newhouse Keaveney or Mutton [Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho.

Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 with 7162 views

pencoedjack

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan
Potter Hough Howard Boyle Gibbons Mumford maybe harsh Sanches capt Keri Andrews Barrow or Lamah Newhouse Keaveney or Mutton [Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

Moreira wasn’t a bad player

All-time stinker XI on 21:46 - Apr 30 with 7160 views

thornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:40 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs
Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho. Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry

I was only 8 or 9 when I saw him play but he did tend to get the ball over the posts more often than Rodger Blyth who was a decent full back.

Poll:

Would you like Cooper to stay or go (regardless of compensation situation)

All-time stinker XI on 21:47 - Apr 30 with 7175 views

sP7qupUf

All-time stinker XI on 21:40 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs
Gary Moore is a harsh pick imho. Was part of a workmanlike squad assembled by Harry

Remember him scoring a screamer just after half time in a 1-0 win against Huddersfield.

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thornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack
Moreira wasn’t a bad player

I remember him as a bit of a headless chicken but yes maybe harsh again.

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 21:54]

Poll:

Would you like Cooper to stay or go (regardless of compensation situation)

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pencoedjack

All-time stinker XI on 21:48 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan
I remember him as a bit of a headless chicken but yes maybe harsh again. [Post edited 30 Apr 2020 21:54]

Maybe he seemed a bit exotic at the time from my seat in the centre stand.

I thought Dennis Lawrence was awful.

All-time stinker XI on 22:01 - Apr 30 with 7151 views

Swanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 21:45 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack
Moreira wasn’t a bad player

When Moreira came over for talks it looked like the deal had stalled.

At the time I played football on Sundays for the Plough.

Every Saturday night we would all go to Ritzys.

That particular night Moreira and his agent were in the queue behind us to get in.

We immediately spotted him and decided to take them under our wings and show them both a proper Jack night out.

Moreira couldn't speak much English but his agent explained that a deal was pretty much off.

Anyway, the buds flowed freely all night with Moreira and agent up on stage with us busting some moves until the early hours...

Monday morning he put pen to paper...

The rest is history ðŸ˜

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

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Al_Bundy

All-time stinker XI on 21:12 - Apr 30 by thornabyswan
Potter Hough Howard Boyle Gibbons Mumford maybe harsh Sanches capt Keri Andrews Barrow or Lamah Newhouse Keaveney or Mutton [Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:34]

Mardenborough doesn't deserve to be in that team.

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Al_Bundy

M Howard
R McHale
S Chapple
M Bound - For is antics during the dark times
R Sanches
T Boyle

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pencoedjack

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Top story

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pencoedjack

Kyle Bartley

2 decent games in 4.5 years of being on the books

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:19]

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thornabyswan

All-time stinker XI on 22:13 - Apr 30 by Al_Bundy
M Howard R McHale S Chapple M Bound - For is antics during the dark times R Sanches T Boyle

Boyle yes I was going to put him in.
Bound was a class act at his level.

But yes behaved like a right greedy cnt in the dark times.

I did like Mardenborough but he just seemed to run into dead ends with little end product.
But yes there must have been worse wingers.

[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:21]

Poll:

Would you like Cooper to stay or go (regardless of compensation situation)

All-time stinker XI on 22:37 - Apr 30 with 7087 views

Treforys_Jack

All-time stinker XI on 19:26 - Apr 30 by raynor94
You can't have seen many Swans keepers!

Jeez, my opinion if that's ok. He was shocking, could never work out why Tosh signed him, a needless purchase which not many could understand at the time.