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Apparently he does not even know how to run a bath without Sandra's help (won't even mention running a football team) how many votes will he get to do the bushtrucker trials.
I hope his knee holds up under the strain. Lol
I only watched the first couple of series but I will have some kind of strange fascination to see how the man who knows how to open a car window gets on in alien circumstances !!!!!!!!!!!
I'd heard this as well but I discounted it immediately because he said that he couldn't even get from his car to the ground to watch a game and fine upstanding journalist Martin Samuel said he wasn't even able to stand and watch his poor little grandkids play football any more his knees were so bad.
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 17:39 - Oct 31 with 7208 views
I’ll confess, to my shame, to being a watcher of this inane programme
A large part of me hopes the CandleFace rumours are NOT true as I’ll spend most of my time cursing at the screen. Then there’s the chance he’ll be in it and something quite nasty will happen to him, which intrigues!!! What will happen in reality is we’ll hear a lot of the non alcoholic one saying “Harry is excused from this one on medical grounds” and he’ll make an exit as soon as his contract minimum term expires and the fee sits in Rosie’s account. Then we’ll have a post show round of paid for interviews about how he wheelie wheelie wheelie wanted to do more, they’re a smashing bunch and the story of how he let a fan play up front in a pwee season fwendlee for about the 218,589th time
Do charlatans live in jungles????
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 18:25 - Oct 31 with 7117 views
Cant bring myself to watch that bolox of a programme, so if and when that excuse for a Man does appear in the jungle maybe someone could start some kind of a match thread and keep me up to speed. (thanks in advance). Of course if the sly and sneaky old bastard gets attacked and eaten by some kind of an enormous Australian tree dwelling frog in the middle of the night whilst resting his kneecaps from the rigours of actually standing up then I shall curse myself for ever more for missing it.
Never mind.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 20:53 - Oct 31 with 6925 views
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 03:42 - Nov 1 by stowmarketrange
You forgot Southampton fans too.
From the number of them who came on this board telling us what a tosser he was when we appointed him as manager, I’d guess he’s loathed down there more than anywhere else.
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 19:52 - Nov 1 with 6394 views
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 19:35 - Nov 1 by johnhoop
From the number of them who came on this board telling us what a tosser he was when we appointed him as manager, I’d guess he’s loathed down there more than anywhere else.
They were right. Hands up. I was wrong at the time.
Strong and stable my arse.
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 20:09 - Nov 1 with 6383 views
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 20:53 - Oct 31 by DavieQPR
It's up to us, Birmingham and possibly Portsmouth fans to make sure he gets every trial.
He’ll be exempt from all the physical challenges because of ‘medical reasons’, but I can’t see how he will swerve eating kangaroo penis and blended cockroaches... I’m voting at every possible opportunity but I’d be amazed if he lasts a week.
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 00:05 - Nov 2 with 6292 views
His knees seemed ok as he jumped out of his seat at the end of the Chelsea/Derby game. Was very light on his feet. But you know he'll get out of all the tough challenges. Want to see him jumping out of that plane and walking that plank at the top of that tower. Somehow i doubt it'll happen though. Has the potential to be funny as f**k but also a complete let down where he is concerned. Wonder if any juicy 'secrets' of the football world will be revealed?
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 01:19 - Nov 2 with 6267 views
He is probably getting around 100 grand or so for this if its true he is in it. So the usual reasoning behind any job selection decision in this mans case. Problem being in this one if its true I am sure his appearance has the ability to show him up and also he likely to be similar to John McCrick was on Big Brother. Hope Harry is not addicted to diet coke. Not sure he has had kangaroo wotsits for his supper though.
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 01:19 - Nov 2 by numptydumpty
He is probably getting around 100 grand or so for this if its true he is in it. So the usual reasoning behind any job selection decision in this mans case. Problem being in this one if its true I am sure his appearance has the ability to show him up and also he likely to be similar to John McCrick was on Big Brother. Hope Harry is not addicted to diet coke. Not sure he has had kangaroo wotsits for his supper though.
Kangaroo knees would be funny.
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 08:30 - Nov 13 with 6022 views
He well be 'withdrawn' from action immediately after being bitten by one of Australia's most deadly snakes the king brown. The poor snake will die seconds after biting him and the animal rights people will demand his removal to protect the wildlife.
He will trouser the £100K and whats the betting IACGMOH will be off the telly in under 2 years.
He'll get Rosie to do all the horrible stuff: "I can't eat a Wombat's cock, I wouldn't know how, I can't even work a phone, I've never even seen a computer! What would I want with money when I can't even count the stuff? Argh, me fu cking knees!"
Martin Samuels will then write a 4,000 essay explaining why Celebrity TV needs people like Harry Redknapp and how he was in fact the best ever contestant in the world ever, when you take into account how much he spent on players (£300 in his entire managerial career), and how much joy he brought to the public.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 09:14 - Nov 13 with 5920 views
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 09:06 - Nov 13 by Konk
He'll get Rosie to do all the horrible stuff: "I can't eat a Wombat's cock, I wouldn't know how, I can't even work a phone, I've never even seen a computer! What would I want with money when I can't even count the stuff? Argh, me fu cking knees!"
Martin Samuels will then write a 4,000 essay explaining why Celebrity TV needs people like Harry Redknapp and how he was in fact the best ever contestant in the world ever, when you take into account how much he spent on players (£300 in his entire managerial career), and how much joy he brought to the public.
What is he doing this for? Does he have a gambling problem and need the money? It's nuts.
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. PG Wodehouse
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 09:06 - Nov 13 by Konk
He'll get Rosie to do all the horrible stuff: "I can't eat a Wombat's cock, I wouldn't know how, I can't even work a phone, I've never even seen a computer! What would I want with money when I can't even count the stuff? Argh, me fu cking knees!"
Martin Samuels will then write a 4,000 essay explaining why Celebrity TV needs people like Harry Redknapp and how he was in fact the best ever contestant in the world ever, when you take into account how much he spent on players (£300 in his entire managerial career), and how much joy he brought to the public.
Okay so you've never watched the programme and probably dont understand the significance of the challenges but we've got to stick together on this one people! ... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE VOTE FOR REDKNAPP AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!!!
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 09:37 - Nov 13 with 5885 views
will be very surprised if arry is available for many trials and will be out of there the first chance he gets after pocketing his fee ! Of course the bits he does take part in will be hand picked and filmed to show him to be the nations favourite football manager . Really hope he gets found out but he ain’t skint and not going in there to up his profile so he will be calling the shots as he is a big name amongst b list celebs
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 10:06 - Nov 13 with 5829 views
'So Harry, great work on the Bushtucker trial.' 'Wewl, it went fentastic in training, and I am well used to serving up a load of bollocks so, you know, this one was simple.'
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 10:08 - Nov 13 with 5825 views
I am putting a wager on him to become Queen of the Jungle … I think this is a big mistake by him though. Supposedly he has never watched the programme and if reported quotes are correct his wife and sons think he is insane for going on the programme.
I can't think of anything he can possibly gain from being on here - there are only negatives...
But true personality may come across as opposed to nice guy wheeler dealer press conference image.
I think he likely be voted in for every trial … I don't normally watch but I will record and watch every trial he does.
If he can cope with the snakes, rodents and cockroaches then I would be amazed. He is liable to lose the plot.
Will the true harry redknapp be revealed in all his glory !!!
Certainly will - what a dumb arse decision by him though !!!!!
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 10:08 - Nov 13 by numptydumpty
I am putting a wager on him to become Queen of the Jungle … I think this is a big mistake by him though. Supposedly he has never watched the programme and if reported quotes are correct his wife and sons think he is insane for going on the programme.
I can't think of anything he can possibly gain from being on here - there are only negatives...
But true personality may come across as opposed to nice guy wheeler dealer press conference image.
I think he likely be voted in for every trial … I don't normally watch but I will record and watch every trial he does.
If he can cope with the snakes, rodents and cockroaches then I would be amazed. He is liable to lose the plot.
Will the true harry redknapp be revealed in all his glory !!!
Certainly will - what a dumb arse decision by him though !!!!!
You are right the true character usually comes out, 5 minutes with John barrowman would be enough for me to lost the plot. I think he'll be out within a week with an illness or injury. he won't be able to do many of the trials for health reasons
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I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 10:28 - Nov 13 with 5783 views
I am not a celebrity - harry redknapp get me out of here on 09:14 - Nov 13 by ingeminate
What is he doing this for? Does he have a gambling problem and need the money? It's nuts.
Ego I reckon, pure and simple. He surely cannot need the money. Since he hobbled away from Harlington nearly four years ago, bar that car crash at Birmingham he presided over, his profile has been relatively low. Not much if any telly punditry work (that I can remember). It seems like he's prepared to do anything to get his saggy mug back in the public eye.
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