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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant 14:10 - Feb 11 with 7310 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Cringy or nah?
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:08 - Feb 12 with 1661 viewsAntti_Heinola

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 17:54 - Feb 11 by Watford_Ranger

Always makes me laugh but then I’m immature.

I also like “if you can’t talk proper shut yer mouth”.


yeah, but there's genuinely a bit of wit in that chant.

Bare bones.

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 00:17 - Feb 13 with 1508 viewsHadders

A witless, nasty little chant; apart from anything else, how many of our finest are from oop north? I suppose the divs who sing that think Stanley was from Ruislip.
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 11:09 - Feb 13 with 1426 viewsqprd

your mums your dad is bad, but "we pay your benefits" is the most cringey
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 11:59 - Feb 13 with 1393 viewsLythamR

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 11:09 - Feb 13 by qprd

your mums your dad is bad, but "we pay your benefits" is the most cringey


"we pay your benefits" . really makes my blood boil,

"your mums your dad" unpleasant

"Can't talk Pwoper" . I rather like, its not really nasty and sung by our lot I always pressumed it was being sung ironically

My favourite is "its all gone quite over there, and there and there" at away games but we dont get to sing that as often these days
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:02 - Feb 13 with 1385 viewsBakes

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 11:09 - Feb 13 by qprd

your mums your dad is bad, but "we pay your benefits" is the most cringey


Mk sang this at our place this season. Cheeky gits

With Faith And Courage Comes Glory

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:03 - Feb 13 with 1382 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Who remembers
'Well Oi cant read and Oi can't write but that don't really matter
Oi come down from Ipswich Town and Oi can drive a tractor, tractor tractor...' ?
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:06 - Feb 13 with 1379 viewsrobith

Most football chants are terrible and used badly

Recall vividly Fulham doing the don't send me home, I don't want to go to work.

You're a half hour walk from your home ground and it's a Friday night you plums
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:06 - Feb 13 with 1379 viewsMick_S

My favourite is "its all gone quite over there, and there and there" at away games but we dont get to sing that as often these days

I used to love that.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:15 - Feb 13 with 1362 viewsAntti_Heinola

There are some old classics that you never hear much anymore.

A simple: '1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, one niiiil!' - never hear that.
'You're not singing anymore' isn't used half as much as it used to be, always liked that. Obviously, it usually came back to bite you in the arse, but there we go.

Bare bones.

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:26 - Feb 13 with 1344 viewsmakaveli1882

Will see you on monday on Jeremy Kyle, sung at Bolton away in our promotion weekend was hilarious at the time. I was going out with a bird from Bolton at the point she even saw the funny side.
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 12:57 - Feb 13 with 1316 viewsDesertBoot

Who can forget the classic 70's and 80's, "You're gonna get your ****in' 'eads kicked in".

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:00 - Feb 13 with 1316 viewsLblock

I have no idea why some people go to football or follow a football team these days

These days it feels to me that everyone has the right to be offended and looks to use that right as often as possible. What are we turning into?
The world has become far too precious and sanitised.

I must start going to a few comedy nights again - God knows what the modern yoof see as humour these days

The only chant that ever gets my goat is when you just know it's going to come back and bite you....especially as being an R's fan. One's that talk of winning when there's loads of time left, promotion, staying up or any goading of Andy Cole (before he wallops in a hattrick)

My favourites from the R's are:-
1. Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
2. I was born under Loftus Road
3. Kevin Gallen's magic
4. Warnock is our King
5. 6 foot 2 eyes of Blue Stevie Wicks is after you
6. Said we are QPR

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:20 - Feb 13 with 1294 viewsstevec

there used to be a crowd at the back of SAR that, when things got a bit quiet used to slowly strike up ‘and if you are a Chelsea fan surrender or you’ll die’ until the bulk of blocks E F and G were stamping and singing along to. Miss that.

Also when Chelsea came over they’d sing QPR in a kiddy voice and get met with Chelsea, Chelsea in the best mong accent you could muster.
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:22 - Feb 13 with 1292 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Captain Jack was/is a good one although there definitely used to be more verses back in the 80's.
I suppose 'I am going to be your stabbing man' isn't that PC as L Block says.
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:35 - Feb 13 with 1273 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:00 - Feb 13 by Lblock

I have no idea why some people go to football or follow a football team these days

These days it feels to me that everyone has the right to be offended and looks to use that right as often as possible. What are we turning into?
The world has become far too precious and sanitised.

I must start going to a few comedy nights again - God knows what the modern yoof see as humour these days

The only chant that ever gets my goat is when you just know it's going to come back and bite you....especially as being an R's fan. One's that talk of winning when there's loads of time left, promotion, staying up or any goading of Andy Cole (before he wallops in a hattrick)

My favourites from the R's are:-
1. Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
2. I was born under Loftus Road
3. Kevin Gallen's magic
4. Warnock is our King
5. 6 foot 2 eyes of Blue Stevie Wicks is after you
6. Said we are QPR


Not a single person on this thread has said they are offended.
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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:49 - Feb 13 with 1248 viewsMick_S

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:35 - Feb 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

Not a single person on this thread has said they are offended.


I'm offended by the Wolverhampton, lower than a snake's belly, weasel of a phone snitch.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:58 - Feb 13 with 1234 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Your Mum's Your Dad Chant on 13:49 - Feb 13 by Mick_S

I'm offended by the Wolverhampton, lower than a snake's belly, weasel of a phone snitch.


I'm offended by his accent.
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