| Your Room101 17:55 - Jan 18 with 14079 views | perchrockjack |
1. People who say" enjoy" in restaurants .. Just disingenuous shyte
2. Plastic covering on razor blades. Just dangerous to get off
3. Petrol stations with signs " use other pump...as you ve just arrived at pump
4.People who use the word " dude" and " cool " now well out of date
5. Sit on lawn mowers ...get off and push you idle feckers and build an Orangery
6. Pubic hair left in public urinal ..just shave it off ffs or at least trim neatly
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| Your Room101 on 17:59 - Jan 18 with 5202 views | Highjack |
1. Middle lane drivers
2. Progressives
3. Police officers in hot pants and thigh high boots pestering me for a blow job when I'm trying to take a shyt. |  |
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| Your Room101 on 18:02 - Jan 18 with 5194 views | union_jack |
Some strange ones there but I'm with you on no.1 for sure. I wouldn't mind so much if they said "enjoy your meal" but just 'enjoy' annoys me.
Starting a sentence with 'so' when it makes no sense whatsoever is another. Rapidly creeping into our language.
And as I'm watching the news now there's another. Prince freakin' Harry and Meghan bloody Markel. |  |
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| Your Room101 on 19:59 - Jan 18 with 5109 views | BarrySwan |
Ultra patronising waiters in Italian restaurants who when asked for pepper appear back with a two foot long wooden tube, grind a few atoms of pepper onto your meal and finish with a big flourish round your lugholes with aforementioned oversized wooden pepper grinder as if they've just performed a magic trick on Penn and Tellers undercard.
Just leave a normal sized pepper pot on the table guys, we're quite capable of putting some on our meal ourselves without the light sabre impressions. | | | |
| Your Room101 on 20:25 - Jan 18 with 5058 views | jack2jack |
Drivers not indicating when on a roundabout,thus rendering other drivers clueless as to their intentions.Its not difficult,use your indicators. |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 20:36 - Jan 18 with 5030 views | Swanzay |
Estate agents, pretentious tw@s
Recruitment consultants, pretentious tw@s
SCFC Sell out Scum
In no particular order.. |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 20:38 - Jan 18 with 5028 views | sainthelens |
| Your Room101 on 20:25 - Jan 18 by jack2jack |
Drivers not indicating when on a roundabout,thus rendering other drivers clueless as to their intentions.Its not difficult,use your indicators. |
1. Fist pump greetings.
2. White kids who try to talk like black geysers.
3.People who say " it is what it is"
4. Shop assistants who bother you when you're looking at clothes.
5. Packaging around blue stilton cheese. |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 20:51 - Jan 18 with 5004 views | waynekerr55 |
| Your Room101 on 20:36 - Jan 18 by Swanzay |
Estate agents, pretentious tw@s
Recruitment consultants, pretentious tw@s
SCFC Sell out Scum
In no particular order.. |
No zionists? |  |
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| Your Room101 on 21:19 - Jan 18 with 4965 views | Swanzay |
| Your Room101 on 20:51 - Jan 18 by waynekerr55 |
No zionists? |
No, I'm ok with all religious nutters as long as they don't try impose their beliefs on me. | | | |
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| Your Room101 on 21:34 - Jan 18 with 4937 views | Jack59 |
| Your Room101 on 18:02 - Jan 18 by union_jack |
Some strange ones there but I'm with you on no.1 for sure. I wouldn't mind so much if they said "enjoy your meal" but just 'enjoy' annoys me.
Starting a sentence with 'so' when it makes no sense whatsoever is another. Rapidly creeping into our language.
And as I'm watching the news now there's another. Prince freakin' Harry and Meghan bloody Markel. |
Yes the people who answer questions beginning with 'How' 'Why' 'When' 'Who'
They always start their answer with the word 'So'
Did this start on social media and everyone followed like sheep?
But It's not limited to those only capable of socialising on the internet, I've seen the head of the BMA doing it on the BBC lunchtime news. and he's a man in his 60's who should know better.
Could it be a way of distinguishing the Alien replica's or shape-shifters, from their original human equivalent who may now be in another Galaxy or Dimension?
Will have to listen carefully to Trump, that could be a clue. | | | |
| Your Room101 on 22:07 - Jan 18 with 4872 views | longlostjack |
Stupidly over the top descriptions of food on menus. " A tantalising blend of traditional herbs in a delicious creamy ........
Bald headed middle aged "managers" doing "business" on the phone on the train out of Paddington. "I'm alligned John and going forward I think we can nail it."
Cowboy hats, Daffodil faces and Sheep hats at the rugby. |  |
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| Your Room101 on 22:46 - Jan 18 with 4829 views | Gowerjack |
| Your Room101 on 20:36 - Jan 18 by Swanzay |
Estate agents, pretentious tw@s
Recruitment consultants, pretentious tw@s
SCFC Sell out Scum
In no particular order.. |
This.
As a point of fact recruitment consultants are staffed by those not quite clever enough to be estate agents... |  |
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| Your Room101 on 23:27 - Jan 18 with 4777 views | Swanzay |
| Your Room101 on 22:46 - Jan 18 by Gowerjack |
This.
As a point of fact recruitment consultants are staffed by those not quite clever enough to be estate agents... |
Thats simply impossible, surely.... | | | |
| Your Room101 on 23:41 - Jan 18 with 4757 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Sit on lawn mowers?
I can’t do my 60 acres with a Flymo.
1. Politicians
2. Yankee Candles
3. Chelsea tractors
4. “Sports” that involve horses.
5. Cold callers who ask if I’m having a good day. I was until you called, ya cant. |  |
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| Your Room101 on 23:45 - Jan 18 with 4744 views | LeonWasGod |
| Your Room101 on 20:38 - Jan 18 by sainthelens |
1. Fist pump greetings.
2. White kids who try to talk like black geysers.
3.People who say " it is what it is"
4. Shop assistants who bother you when you're looking at clothes.
5. Packaging around blue stilton cheese. |
Ok, in order:
1. It is what it is.
2. It is what it is.
3. It is what it is.
4. It is what it is.
5. It is what it is. |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 00:25 - Jan 19 with 4689 views | Kerouac |
1. The infantilism in the UK around the subject of the NHS
2. People who say "hand the Falklands back. What do we want it for ? Look at a map, they belong to Argentina!" ...and then go on their hols to the Canary Islands.
3. British people who refer to the Falkland Islands as "Islas Malvinas". C*nts.
4. Dianne Abbot
5. Scrappy Doo
6. Popular quiz show 'Pointless', only ever caught 5 minutes of it but f*ck me was it tedious and stupid.
7. That w*nker gay butler who has made a career out of Princess Diana's death.
8. The collective emotional incontinence displayed in the UK following Princess Diana's death.
9. The return of Craig David, FFS.
10. People who refer to acts like 'Take That' as a "band". Feck off!
11. "Comedians" who aren't (see Tim Vine, Jo Brand)
12. The price of kids comics...and not even any stories in them...feck right fecking off.
13. People who talk to me every day re: Bitcoin
14. Piped in "Hymns and Arias"
15. Cold callers who keep doing the script despite me telling them I'm not interested "feck off" within 5 seconds of answering the call...
...Could go on and on but too knackered |  |
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| Your Room101 on 01:37 - Jan 19 with 4645 views | Swanjaxs |
| Your Room101 on 18:02 - Jan 18 by union_jack |
Some strange ones there but I'm with you on no.1 for sure. I wouldn't mind so much if they said "enjoy your meal" but just 'enjoy' annoys me.
Starting a sentence with 'so' when it makes no sense whatsoever is another. Rapidly creeping into our language.
And as I'm watching the news now there's another. Prince freakin' Harry and Meghan bloody Markel. |
Tell you what was strange, when ginger asked the crowd "so is it mainly Welsh here today?" .... WTF like |  |
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| Your Room101 on 02:36 - Jan 19 with 4618 views | E20Jack |
1. "By all accounts" - when not needed or even based on anybodies account other than their own.
2. "Stealing a living" - unfortunately is a phrase that has creeped into modern language.
3. Social media. Changed the face of a generation and a very ugly representation of society.
4. Taking photos of food.
5. The dab.
6. Tolerance of racism/sexism towards majority groups or those not seen as historically oppressed.
That'll do for now. |  |
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| Your Room101 on 06:42 - Jan 19 with 4563 views | jackal |
Middle lane drivers.
The bloke who advertises PPI firm Gladstone Brookes.
The Beckhams.
People who don't thank you when you let them out on the road.
Bobby Madeley and Stuat Atwell. |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 08:41 - Jan 19 with 4499 views | perchrockjack |
Some great replies .
One last item
People who refer to you as " mate" when they don't know you at all. | |
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| Your Room101 on 09:39 - Jan 19 with 4450 views | AustinIsOurHero |
To further point No 1 from the OP, when the waiter loiters by your table to ask if everything's OK with your meal... just as you're taking a mouthful of food! |  |
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| Your Room101 on 09:41 - Jan 19 with 4447 views | CountyJim |
1 people who start sentences with SO and people who say "at the end of the day " just f cuk off
2 Self service tills at supermarkets and machines at banks get humans back
3 Plastic football fans even we got those watching us now |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 09:47 - Jan 19 with 4438 views | dameedna |
See you anon
Girls who meet up on the street whilst checking their phones
Peer pressure
Bad drivers
Engineers who lack pactical application and graft
Catholics The Pope Bishops Nuns |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 09:53 - Jan 19 with 4428 views | 1983 |
1 Ynysforgan roundabout
2 Its "may I have" NOT "can I get"
3 Its Series NOT Season |  |
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| Your Room101 on 10:16 - Jan 19 with 4394 views | Libertarian |
Any kick off time that isn't 3pm on a Saturday
Middle lane drivers (popular one)
Diving in Football
Photos of other peoples kids
People at work bigging up what they've done, when you know they've done feck all
People asssuming you're on Facebook and other social media, and can't for the life of them see why not.
People who don't even think to hold a door open for the next person (both sexes)
Potato salad |  | | |
| Your Room101 on 10:23 - Jan 19 with 4384 views | trampie |
I would struggle to cut my grass without a sit down lawnmower. |  |
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