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Conservative party conference 21:15 - Oct 1 with 37426 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Anyone going this year ?


It's started off great



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Conservative party conference on 10:17 - Oct 5 with 3188 viewsPegojack

Conservative party conference on 10:11 - Oct 5 by Meraki

Interesting fact I came across this morning...

The average age of a Tory member is 72, the average age of a Labour member is 42.


My member is 62.

PS and it's Labour.....
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Conservative party conference on 10:42 - Oct 5 with 3153 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 09:41 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55



OK, children, time for some math...




PLUS





EQUALS



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 10:56 - Oct 5 with 3138 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 10:11 - Oct 5 by Meraki

Interesting fact I came across this morning...

The average age of a Tory member is 72, the average age of a Labour member is 42.


Even more interesting, if you switch the digits around then the Labour voters average age is the same as their average IQ.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 11:21 - Oct 5 with 3120 viewsPegojack

Conservative party conference on 10:56 - Oct 5 by Mo_Wives

Even more interesting, if you switch the digits around then the Labour voters average age is the same as their average IQ.


Oooh, that's cutting, but I think I'll get over it.

When my trousers will ever dry after watching Teresa May's comedy show yesterday is another matter, with the coughing fit, the P45 and the Faulty Towers moving letters. Were my eyes deceiving me, or did they spell 'flowery tory tw*t' at the end? Boris could hardly contain his glee either.
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Conservative party conference on 11:25 - Oct 5 with 3109 viewsDafyddHuw

Conservative party conference on 10:42 - Oct 5 by Mo_Wives

OK, children, time for some math...




PLUS





EQUALS




maths
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Conservative party conference on 11:31 - Oct 5 with 3107 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 11:21 - Oct 5 by Pegojack

Oooh, that's cutting, but I think I'll get over it.

When my trousers will ever dry after watching Teresa May's comedy show yesterday is another matter, with the coughing fit, the P45 and the Faulty Towers moving letters. Were my eyes deceiving me, or did they spell 'flowery tory tw*t' at the end? Boris could hardly contain his glee either.


Calm down, H, FFS. It was only a joke. If you look I have also been laughing at the conference. It was great fun. Bunch of clowns.

May = Idiot
Corbyn = Idiot

When Tory voters start claiming Theresa May is a woman of principle (an oxymoron for a politician) and start singing "Theresa May's barmy army", then I will point the same accusation at them.

Now, are you OK?...are you sure you'll get over it?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 11:36 - Oct 5 with 3105 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 11:25 - Oct 5 by DafyddHuw

maths


Wrong. I was saying it in the voice of Denzil Dexter


Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 11:56 - Oct 5 with 3086 viewsPegojack

Conservative party conference on 11:31 - Oct 5 by Mo_Wives

Calm down, H, FFS. It was only a joke. If you look I have also been laughing at the conference. It was great fun. Bunch of clowns.

May = Idiot
Corbyn = Idiot

When Tory voters start claiming Theresa May is a woman of principle (an oxymoron for a politician) and start singing "Theresa May's barmy army", then I will point the same accusation at them.

Now, are you OK?...are you sure you'll get over it?


yes, I'm OK, thanks.

it's this sh1t start to the season, it's made me very tetchy.
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Conservative party conference on 12:02 - Oct 5 with 3079 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 11:56 - Oct 5 by Pegojack

yes, I'm OK, thanks.

it's this sh1t start to the season, it's made me very tetchy.
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F*cking Hell, H, I'd forgot about all that shit. You've depressed me now.....can a guy get a hug, FFS

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 13:16 - Oct 5 with 3044 viewswhoflungdung

Labour was always the most interesting conference .Brothers against the party leadership.


Now the Leadership has sorted out the dissenters in spectacular fashion.

Spectacular but sinister but don't worry folks


Innit

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Conservative party conference on 13:27 - Oct 5 with 3031 viewsacejack3065

Conservative party conference on 07:50 - Oct 5 by Lohengrin

Oh! It's gone now, Mo. It was the one where he said "never mind about the Tory conference, I've just played a tape of Corbyn's conference speech backwards and heard the Samarian daemon Adramalech screeching Kill Whitey!"




Tw@t!

At least I only had to google one of those words.
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Conservative party conference on 13:28 - Oct 5 with 3026 viewsacejack3065

Conservative party conference on 07:07 - Oct 5 by Mo_Wives

What comment, Ace?


in a moment of madness I found myself sympathising with our dear leader as everything kind of collapsed around her.
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Conservative party conference on 14:00 - Oct 5 with 2999 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 13:16 - Oct 5 by whoflungdung

Labour was always the most interesting conference .Brothers against the party leadership.


Now the Leadership has sorted out the dissenters in spectacular fashion.

Spectacular but sinister but don't worry folks


Innit


I said that to someone the other day, when I first started watching politics Tory conferences were always tightly controlled worshipnthe leader festivals and Labour’s were annual sh!tshows of in-fighting. But to be fair it was during Blair’s era where Labour conferences started to become more sterile.

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Conservative party conference on 14:06 - Oct 5 with 2993 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 13:28 - Oct 5 by acejack3065

in a moment of madness I found myself sympathising with our dear leader as everything kind of collapsed around her.


Oh yeah, that one.

Now don't do it again.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 14:15 - Oct 5 with 2990 viewswhoflungdung

First, hope domestic matters are holding up

Indeed, I well remember the Kinnock debacle with socialist ,working class champion Degsy Hatton et al giving the ginger valley boyo hell. Kinnock s speech was outstanding


I've been to both Conferences when employed as a Plod. Both parties will cretins and decent people.

Met and spoke to Jim Callaghan once and a lovely man .spoke to Heseltine too and ,surprisingly a decent guy..shock fookn horror .


Corbyn has transformed the Party and has eliminated outright open opposition .depends whether life long labour voters feel comfortable with the show of unity.


Conservatives seem to be squabbling in more open manner and seem to have more exchange of views than Jez s crew


I've voted for most parties notwithstanding Cimla Boys tirade and frankly none have radically altered things for " working people" ,whoeverthefeck they are supposed to be


Anyway,, thinking of yous

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Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 with 2978 viewswaynekerr55

Conservative party conference on 14:15 - Oct 5 by whoflungdung

First, hope domestic matters are holding up

Indeed, I well remember the Kinnock debacle with socialist ,working class champion Degsy Hatton et al giving the ginger valley boyo hell. Kinnock s speech was outstanding


I've been to both Conferences when employed as a Plod. Both parties will cretins and decent people.

Met and spoke to Jim Callaghan once and a lovely man .spoke to Heseltine too and ,surprisingly a decent guy..shock fookn horror .


Corbyn has transformed the Party and has eliminated outright open opposition .depends whether life long labour voters feel comfortable with the show of unity.


Conservatives seem to be squabbling in more open manner and seem to have more exchange of views than Jez s crew


I've voted for most parties notwithstanding Cimla Boys tirade and frankly none have radically altered things for " working people" ,whoeverthefeck they are supposed to be


Anyway,, thinking of yous


Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended

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Conservative party conference on 14:34 - Oct 5 with 2975 viewsswanjackal

Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended


With lots of electricity, and a face like a pensioner's ballbag?

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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Conservative party conference on 14:37 - Oct 5 with 2968 viewsDarran

Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended


Fair play Wayne that nose is getting browner your whole head will be inside him by Christmas.

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Conservative party conference on 14:42 - Oct 5 with 2961 viewsDafyddHuw

Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended


Yeah, fictionally.
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Conservative party conference on 14:46 - Oct 5 with 2960 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended


With lightsabers and ewoks?

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Conservative party conference on 15:10 - Oct 5 with 2954 viewswaynekerr55

Conservative party conference on 14:46 - Oct 5 by exiledclaseboy

With lightsabers and ewoks?


That is my wet dream


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Conservative party conference on 15:11 - Oct 5 with 2949 viewswaynekerr55

Conservative party conference on 14:37 - Oct 5 by Darran

Fair play Wayne that nose is getting browner your whole head will be inside him by Christmas.


I thought you too believed that Corbyn is a c*nt? Have you changed your stance?

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Conservative party conference on 15:15 - Oct 5 with 2940 viewsDarran

Conservative party conference on 15:11 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

I thought you too believed that Corbyn is a c*nt? Have you changed your stance?


I haven't changed my mind on anything he's a massive çunt but there's a difference between thinking that and worshipping the Tories.

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Conservative party conference on 15:15 - Oct 5 with 2943 viewsMo_Wives

Conservative party conference on 14:31 - Oct 5 by waynekerr55

Corbyn has his Empire, much like the fictional Palpatine.

We all saw how that ended


We gonna find out someone had a crush on his sister?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Conservative party conference on 16:23 - Oct 5 with 2925 viewsYossarian

Conservative party conference on 15:15 - Oct 5 by Darran

I haven't changed my mind on anything he's a massive çunt but there's a difference between thinking that and worshipping the Tories.


Spot on. If Labour had picked the right Milliband, he'd be in his 3rd term now, no Brexit and economic stability. I never, ever thought I'd say this, but after I stopped laughing I almost felt sorry for Cruella. To paraphrase Vince Cable- 'from Stalinetta to Mrs.Bean'. They are clearly shit scared they're going to lose their private healthcare and public schools so the heartless bar stewards have gone from fawning all over Mother Theresa to smelling her blood.
There's nothing more desperate than the Tory fear of losing power and they've have got some great choices to bring the voters to their senses- Amber Rudd, whose claim to fame is that she has a film credit on "Four Weddings and a Funeral" as the 'Aritstocracy Consultant', Boorish Boris and Spreadsheet Phil. It's beyond irony.

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