| He'll go down for it! on 23:01 - May 26 with 1396 views | morningstar |
| He'll go down for it! on 22:40 - May 26 by Wingstandwood |
The naivety is what gets me? You only have to stroll across a small section of a city centre to get something to eat and you'd be caught by numerous CCTV camera's. Its own-goal shooting oneself in a foot stuff of the most monumental lunacy! |
Exactly, you could plant a fake bomb on Garncoch common and phone 999. they'll find a way to track you down these days. |  |
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| He'll go down for it! on 23:02 - May 26 with 1394 views | swan85 |
| He'll go down for it! on 16:23 - May 26 by Darran |
I've said this on the old site before but incase you mused it.
I had a run in with security in LAXX on my way back from Hawaii a few years ago after a few pints.
We got to the security gate and it was a female security in our line,she said can you wait there sir whilst I get a male officer to search you. I said no problem but I don't mind you touching my up and down. She gave me a nasty look.
With that this big black male officer walked up to me and starting tapping me down,as he was bent over tapping my leg down I said ""you don't think I'm going to blow my other leg off do you?"
He looked up at me and said "do you think it's funny sir?"
Then he got up and out his face in my face so his nose was basically touching mine and shouted in one of the loudest voices I've ever heard. DO. YOU. THINK. ITS. FUNNY. SIR?
I can't lie,I fuçking shit myself.  |
I've not had a drink tonight, but that story has given me a right laugh! |  | | |
| He'll go down for it! on 23:11 - May 26 with 1378 views | morningstar |
| He'll go down for it! on 23:02 - May 26 by swan85 |
I've not had a drink tonight, but that story has given me a right laugh! |
PM Me your e-mail address and i'll send you out an application form to join Darrans gang if you want!  | |
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| He'll go down for it! on 14:04 - May 27 with 1275 views | WxmJax |
| He'll go down for it! on 16:23 - May 26 by Darran |
I've said this on the old site before but incase you mused it.
I had a run in with security in LAXX on my way back from Hawaii a few years ago after a few pints.
We got to the security gate and it was a female security in our line,she said can you wait there sir whilst I get a male officer to search you. I said no problem but I don't mind you touching my up and down. She gave me a nasty look.
With that this big black male officer walked up to me and starting tapping me down,as he was bent over tapping my leg down I said ""you don't think I'm going to blow my other leg off do you?"
He looked up at me and said "do you think it's funny sir?"
Then he got up and out his face in my face so his nose was basically touching mine and shouted in one of the loudest voices I've ever heard. DO. YOU. THINK. ITS. FUNNY. SIR?
I can't lie,I fuçking shit myself. |
Nice story but it's LAX. Charata 
Had to be done I'm afraid  |  |
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