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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum 20:49 - Jan 31 with 9072 viewsBigDaveMyCock

He's just confidently announced that Bury are to sign Anthony Grant from Port Vale, even going so far as to suggest he's at Gigg with Kim Mong Ill. Grant signed for Peterborough about five hours ago.

They're so good.
[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 20:52]

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 21:11 - Jan 31 with 7022 viewsKenBoon

Mr Bistow is fantastic. He's either a wind up merchant or a club employee. There's no way he could just be a regular bucket. Some of his chur praise is delightful.
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 21:20 - Jan 31 with 6956 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Ring, ring, ring, ring.

Port Vale Chairman: "Hello"

Operator: "Will you accept a reverse charge call from the Bury area?"

Port Vale Chairman: "Go on then"

Kim Mong Ill: "Oh hello Mr Chairman"

Port Vale Chairman: "Balls, where's our ticket money?"

Kim Mong Ill: "Ah, about that, we've signed Jermaine Pennant and he's got lots of money lying about the place so we will definitely pay that. Anyway, I want to make an offer for Anthony Grant?"

Port Vale Chairman: "Did I hear you right? You have money to make me an offer?"

Kim Mong Ill: "Er, yes. Grant signs today on my brilliant new YouTube show 'A Day with Day' and we'll pay you for him a week on Thursday"

Port Vale Chairman: "Fook off Tubby"

Beeeeeeeeeeeppppppppll

Kim Mong Ill: "Hello, hello, hello"

Operator: "Your reverse call has now ended"

Kim Mong Ill: "Do you want to buy a car parking space?"

Operator: "Fook off Tuby".
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 21:55 - Jan 31 with 6765 viewsDalefc

Give over you cock end. We know its you posting on there.
[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 21:58]
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:04 - Jan 31 with 6687 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 21:55 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

Give over you cock end. We know its you posting on there.
[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 21:58]


Ah Mr Bistow, how nice of you to join us.

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:08 - Jan 31 with 6645 viewsTVOS1907

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:04 - Jan 31 by BigDaveMyCock

Ah Mr Bistow, how nice of you to join us.



When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:09 - Jan 31 with 6629 viewsDalefc

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:04 - Jan 31 by BigDaveMyCock

Ah Mr Bistow, how nice of you to join us.


Haven't you got some bird shit to clean up? Tramps.
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:14 - Jan 31 with 6574 viewsTVOS1907

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:09 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

Haven't you got some bird shit to clean up? Tramps.


Good idea to register on here with 'dale' in your username and then give yourself away after two posts.

Super work.

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:16 - Jan 31 with 6554 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:09 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

Haven't you got some bird shit to clean up? Tramps.


Got out of the Mensa meeting early tonight?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:19 - Jan 31 with 6512 viewsR17ALE

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:16 - Jan 31 by BigDaveMyCock

Got out of the Mensa meeting early tonight?


It's probably milly on yet another username and he's probably got out of a Fensa meeting early.

He'll be back on tomorrow offering jobs with windows involved!

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:24 - Jan 31 with 6464 views442Dale

Why would anyone take the time and trouble to register to have a go at Rochdale fans and not have the wherewithal to come up with a username that isn't Rochdale related?

That's really quite magnificent.

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:31 - Jan 31 with 6411 viewsTVOS1907

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:19 - Jan 31 by R17ALE

It's probably milly on yet another username and he's probably got out of a Fensa meeting early.

He'll be back on tomorrow offering jobs with windows involved!


Transfer windows?

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 with 6394 viewsDalefc

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:24 - Jan 31 by 442Dale

Why would anyone take the time and trouble to register to have a go at Rochdale fans and not have the wherewithal to come up with a username that isn't Rochdale related?

That's really quite magnificent.


http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:34 - Jan 31 with 6370 viewsTVOS1907

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.


We know, it's already been discussed on here at length.

Are you still on dial-up, or something?

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:36 - Jan 31 with 6350 viewsSuddenLad

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:34 - Jan 31 by TVOS1907

We know, it's already been discussed on here at length.

Are you still on dial-up, or something?


Not dial-up. Day release.

“It is easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled”

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:36 - Jan 31 with 6347 views442Dale

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.


What are your opinions on the current situation at Gigg Lane?

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(No subject) (n/t) on 22:36 - Jan 31 with 6349 viewsSuddenLad

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:34 - Jan 31 by TVOS1907

We know, it's already been discussed on here at length.

Are you still on dial-up, or something?


Not dial-up. Day release.
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“It is easier to fool people, than to convince them that they have been fooled”

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:37 - Jan 31 with 6338 viewsscarrow

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.


Isn’t it bed time child.

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:39 - Jan 31 with 6318 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.


Yeah, but what about Anthony Grant?

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:50 - Jan 31 with 6228 viewsMolly

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:19 - Jan 31 by R17ALE

It's probably milly on yet another username and he's probably got out of a Fensa meeting early.

He'll be back on tomorrow offering jobs with windows involved!


Eh? I can assure you that I am no Bury fan, don't use any other usernames. and am a Dale season ticket holder. I'm quite puzzled by your post.
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:51 - Jan 31 with 6209 viewsnordenblue

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:50 - Jan 31 by Molly

Eh? I can assure you that I am no Bury fan, don't use any other usernames. and am a Dale season ticket holder. I'm quite puzzled by your post.


Did he not say Milly not Molly?

It almost sounds like a children's book.......
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:57 - Jan 31 with 6165 viewsMolly

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:51 - Jan 31 by nordenblue

Did he not say Milly not Molly?

It almost sounds like a children's book.......
[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 22:52]


Ah thank you for pointing out my stupid mistake. Apologies R17ALE.
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 23:03 - Jan 31 with 6119 viewslabourer

Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 22:32 - Jan 31 by Dalefc

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/would-you-pay-22-sit-12523714

I suppose the locals don't understand the fuss. Bit of bird shit to cover up your stains.


Hi Pops (UTS on the bury board)

[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 23:16]
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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 13:22 - Feb 1 with 5751 viewsdeeplishblue

Posted January 24, 2015 on Mong Central by Shakerite66

Unplayable today . If Scott hogan fetched £850,000 then what price Mayor because Hogan is nowhere near as good .

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 10:42 - Feb 2 with 5395 viewsBigDaveMyCock

They're going mad on the Bury Forum because Kim Mong Ill over hyped transfer deadline day. Of course he did and in doing so buried the real news of yet another Winding Up Petition - remember, these were supposed to not happen anymore. This largely passed by. Indeed, The Bury Times didn't even report it.

He throws them a stick and, led by the likes of the Bistow Kid, they run haplessly after it.

Liquid mongery.

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Mr Bistow on Bury Forum on 11:17 - Feb 2 with 5333 viewsaleanddale

I do think the milky bar kid is mr Bistow!

Or Thomas... 100% it's someone close to them. The propaganda is MAGNIFICENT!!

Winding up petition - eek chuck a milky bar in the other direction..

#whitechocfaces

#milkybar

#revulsionnotrevolution
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