| The QPR comedy XI 19:10 - Aug 18 with 8151 views | kensalriser |
Inspired by Polter.
Criteria: On pitch comedy value, good or bad. Definite facepalm moments. Not just shite, that isn't funny. I'll start with...
Stuart Wardley
Samba Diakite
Seb Polter [Post edited 19 Aug 2016 1:34]
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| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:01 - Aug 18 with 1949 views | brewers_hoop |
Can't believe we've got this far without mentioning Ned Zelic... |  | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:16 - Aug 18 with 1935 views | Hunterhoop |
Dijkstra (the tash, hair, shorts combo)
Taiwo (tackled with his head, great song, far too pumped, hair, general passion/temperament)
Mbia (outrageous diving by a CB)
Aziz Ben Askar (great name, quality but violent)
TBC
Andy Impey (wild punches, no neck)
Santos (in midfield, he was a loose cannon, almost literally. Who knew what could happen)
Samba Diakite (violent, unpredictable, occasionally brilliant...perfect)
Ainsworth (nuts, tackled with his head)
Polter (obvs)
Devon White (ditto)
Subs
Bankole
Brevett
Iorfa
Milanese
Doudou
An utterly uncontrollable outfit. It would be brilliant.
Suggestions for RB? |  | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:24 - Aug 18 with 1936 views | GloryHunter |
Doesn't anyone else remember Bobby Keetch? |  | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:32 - Aug 18 with 1930 views | WilloW4 |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 22:42 - Aug 18 by PunteR |
Marc Birchams hair. Loved the guy...
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That's a good kit....the QPR comedy X1 can't play in that. |  | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:42 - Aug 18 with 1916 views | PunteR |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:32 - Aug 18 by WilloW4 |
That's a good kit....the QPR comedy X1 can't play in that. |
I've got that shirt still, trust me it can.
Its made out of tent material. I can honestly put a couple of poles through it and make a teepee tent.
Its a medium in case your wondering ;) |  |
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| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:17 - Aug 19 with 1894 views | connell10 |
Peter crouch , boy the first time i saw him i thought wtf then he trapped a high ball dead and i thought mmmm we gotta a good un here! But he was very comical to look at. |  |
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| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:18 - Aug 19 with 1890 views | connell10 |
olly of course as player and manager. | |
| AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!! | | Poll: | best number 10 ever? |
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| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:23 - Aug 19 with 1886 views | PunteR |
Rob Green in goal? | |
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| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:59 - Aug 19 with 1866 views | WilloW4 |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 23:42 - Aug 18 by PunteR |
I've got that shirt still, trust me it can.
Its made out of tent material. I can honestly put a couple of poles through it and make a teepee tent.
Its a medium in case your wondering ;) |
I've still got that shirt, and wear it all over london when I'm working..great shirt..and no I'm not interested.. | | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 06:28 - Aug 19 with 1825 views | PunteR |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:59 - Aug 19 by WilloW4 |
I've still got that shirt, and wear it all over london when I'm working..great shirt..and no I'm not interested.. |
I still wear mine. Its nice and roomy . I hope you don't get paint and blobs of filler down yours. | |
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| The QPR comedy XI on 06:31 - Aug 19 with 1825 views | CanadaRanger |
Nygaard, with the home-grown stilts... |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 08:32 - Aug 19 with 1767 views | makaveli1882 |
Brett Angell hitting the crossbar at Plymouth from nigh on the halfway line was the ultimate comedy moment.
Oh and Calum Willock must of though he was a comedian with that miss at Luton |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 08:48 - Aug 19 with 1755 views | blacky200 |
Must be Steve Morrow and Karl Ready in defence with Mathew Rose as back up. |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 08:54 - Aug 19 with 1751 views | RamseyR |
| The QPR comedy XI on 08:32 - Aug 19 by makaveli1882 |
Brett Angell hitting the crossbar at Plymouth from nigh on the halfway line was the ultimate comedy moment.
Oh and Calum Willock must of though he was a comedian with that miss at Luton |
The Callum Willock miss.at luton.....the stuff of legends |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 08:59 - Aug 19 with 1737 views | flynnbo |
And Dave? |  | | |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 09:03 - Aug 19 with 1563 views | johncharles |
| The QPR comedy X1 on 00:59 - Aug 19 by WilloW4 |
I've still got that shirt, and wear it all over london when I'm working..great shirt..and no I'm not interested.. |
I was wearing the Dennis the Menace away shirt the other day. |  |
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| The QPR comedy XI on 09:08 - Aug 19 with 1554 views | Toast_R |
Arthur Gnohere - in the days of Beats head phones and other expensive technology, he'll certainly keep the lads on their toes... |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 09:08 - Aug 19 with 1555 views | PinnerPaul |
A few for older viewers
John Burridge and his legendary warm up
Terry "Henry" Mancini, dropping his shorts in front of directors box and of course you have to include the legend that is Stan Bowles
The famous, reading the programme during the match incident and my favourite in response to away fans singing "Where's your wife Stanley? - a simple shrug of the shoulders | | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 09:21 - Aug 19 with 1545 views | Northernr |
| The QPR comedy XI on 09:08 - Aug 19 by PinnerPaul |
A few for older viewers
John Burridge and his legendary warm up
Terry "Henry" Mancini, dropping his shorts in front of directors box and of course you have to include the legend that is Stan Bowles
The famous, reading the programme during the match incident and my favourite in response to away fans singing "Where's your wife Stanley? - a simple shrug of the shoulders |
That and the landlord turning up "looking for the rent" and him saying "oh good, come in we can look for it together". |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 09:25 - Aug 19 with 1541 views | stevec |
| The QPR comedy XI on 09:08 - Aug 19 by PinnerPaul |
A few for older viewers
John Burridge and his legendary warm up
Terry "Henry" Mancini, dropping his shorts in front of directors box and of course you have to include the legend that is Stan Bowles
The famous, reading the programme during the match incident and my favourite in response to away fans singing "Where's your wife Stanley? - a simple shrug of the shoulders |
Good shout, Terry Mancini.
As the threads 'shite's not funny' I'm torn over Brian Williams. Should he or shouldn't he? |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 10:08 - Aug 19 with 1522 views | paulparker |
Rossi- the goalkeeper who looked like he had been dragged from local pizza restaurant to play in goal
Bankhole- for punching danny maddix in the chops when he went for a cross
callum wilcock - for missing 2 open goals against 9 man luton
Vinny jones, & mark hateley for being just generally kunts
DouDou who was smaller than Tyrion Lannister
Pellicori - watched him in a pre season friendly against Kettering and he looked like he was running in quick sand, who couldn't trap a bag of cement and had the first touch of jimmy saville , I walked away thinking I hope we don't sign him
George Kulscar - at the time our new midfield enforcer who looked like he came from a bad holiday in Chernobyl
Dean Coney for that miss at Pompey
Tony Roberts for that goal against Barnsley in the cup
Karl Ready but especially for that performance away to oxford when we got beat 4-1 |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| The QPR comedy XI on 10:21 - Aug 19 with 1508 views | RBlock |
To add to the Ainsworth dossier, his hopeful attempt to run off a broken leg against Luton. |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 10:21 - Aug 19 with 1508 views | Northernr |
| The QPR comedy XI on 10:08 - Aug 19 by paulparker |
Rossi- the goalkeeper who looked like he had been dragged from local pizza restaurant to play in goal
Bankhole- for punching danny maddix in the chops when he went for a cross
callum wilcock - for missing 2 open goals against 9 man luton
Vinny jones, & mark hateley for being just generally kunts
DouDou who was smaller than Tyrion Lannister
Pellicori - watched him in a pre season friendly against Kettering and he looked like he was running in quick sand, who couldn't trap a bag of cement and had the first touch of jimmy saville , I walked away thinking I hope we don't sign him
George Kulscar - at the time our new midfield enforcer who looked like he came from a bad holiday in Chernobyl
Dean Coney for that miss at Pompey
Tony Roberts for that goal against Barnsley in the cup
Karl Ready but especially for that performance away to oxford when we got beat 4-1 |
I was not laughing that day at Luton. Nine fcking men indeed. Vetoing that one. | | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 11:20 - Aug 19 with 1461 views | nix |
Another vote for Tony Scully. He looked like he'd been picked up from the schools borough sports 100m final as someone who would be great for us with his pace, we just need to teach him to play football. The other half and I would regularly urge him, as he launched one of his blistering runs, to take the ball with you Tony.
Also, Ian Dowie, who looked like he'd been plucked from a tag wrestling competition, and if he just roughed a few guys up in the penalty area, he'd one day get a chance to head the ball in. Sadly, it usually end up with a free kick to the defender. Having said that, clever guy and talks a good game. |  | | |
| The QPR comedy XI on 12:46 - Aug 19 with 1420 views | DannyPaddox |
Jay Simpson. Looked like he'd rode to ground on Steptoe's horse. What I'm saying is he was (and I'm sure still is) very bow legged.
Ron Abbott for looking like a Bernie Winters attempt to impersonate Farrah Fawcett Majors. |  | | |
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