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Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 17:59 - May 18 by Lord_Bony
Interesting...so it was rain water contaminated with turtles guts that was administered in the colon.
So in theory seawater could be used in this way,as we know to drink it orally would kill us as our kidneys could not get rid of the salt quick enough.but...if it was put where the sun don't shine then possibly the body could absorb the liquid by passing the digestive system...
Just a thought. If someone on here would like to try it then please let us know how you get on...
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Sea water will not kill you. If u have a tea spoon every 20 mins and dilute with silver your kidneys will break salt down. Someone survived on this for 12 months.
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Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 18:43 - May 18 by jackportis
Sea water will not kill you. If u have a tea spoon every 20 mins and dilute with silver your kidneys will break salt down. Someone survived on this for 12 months.
Siliver not silver
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Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 17:34 - May 18 by Lord_Bony
Fair play..
Having said that lots of camels live in the desert...but normally with humans so the chances of finding a stray one would be slim...but it s Bear Gryllis innit..
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I'm fairly confident that the only camels living in the desert are the ones who have actually managed to escape Bear Grylls show and are now ironically desperately trying to survive by shoving tubes up their bum that they found conveniently and unfathomably buried in the sand.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 14:41 - May 18 by Highjack
So what are the chances of finding a bottle and a hose pipe that fits your arsehole perfectly whilst floating around on the open ocean? He might as well tell you to find some jet powered rocket pants so you can fly to the nearest nandos.
Judging by his Kenneth Williams impressions whilst gently massaging the hose up his anus, I am not sure the hose was his size.
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Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 17:29 - May 18 by Highjack
Where the hell are you meant to find a camel in the desert? Camels dont live in deserts. The only possible time you'd find a camel in the desert is if you take the camel in yourself. This is a survival show for people who just happen to have the correct items to survive with them despite being in the middle of nowhere. Next week he shows you how to survive on the moon if you're diabetic by scavenging some insulin and a hypodermic needle from a f ucking crater.
Up your own ass much? You practically seem to live there!
Been a few years since I saw the episode so it's not clear - but at least I googled it for you.
You'd survive no problems, living on all the shit spewing forth from your mouth. Pretty much enough there to solve world hunger.
Bear Grylls, Born Survivor. on 14:41 - May 18 by Highjack
So what are the chances of finding a bottle and a hose pipe that fits your arsehole perfectly whilst floating around on the open ocean? He might as well tell you to find some jet powered rocket pants so you can fly to the nearest nandos.
I've read this three times today, and every time it gets funnier. Quality.
I ran out of milk for my tea this morning so I dragged a cat in off the streets, killed it, slashed open its mammary glands to reveal the milk within and used the twitching corpse to craft a draught excluder for my door so I dont freeze to death during the winter months.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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