| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 455161 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:53 - Jun 10 with 51937 views | Aunt_Nelly |
Halal meat served at schools and hospitals.
Michael Gove and Teresa May.
EE customer services.
Surrey.
ITV. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 9:54]
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| Random irritations.. on 10:07 - Jun 10 with 51839 views | Discodroid |
Blokes driving convertible Minis.
dog walkers who stop you and go on endlessly about their dogs.
this picture of mickey norcross and calum ( the long shanks ) best from the weekend just gone at the sugar hut, towie land, brentwood.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BprvOsOIEAAMBDe.jpg:large
people tweeting, 'smashed it' when they have been to the gym and people giving it 567 'likes' whatever that means....also who gives a fu ck if someone has been to the gym?
joey essex being at number one with his auto bio. i weep.
music feativals charging you £5 for a can of luke warm carlsberg
fray bentos pies still being sold in the 21 st century
Catching your thumbnail on a door handle and lifting 50% of it several millimetres off your actual thumb... | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:21 - Jun 10 with 51849 views | izlingtonhoop |
Jenson Button advertising mortgages as he certainly doesn't need one.
Likewise Specsavers posters where the model clearly has no lenses in the frames
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| Random irritations.. on 10:30 - Jun 10 with 51847 views | RANGERS4EVER |
People who make a living for being complete idiots such as Big Brother |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:44 - Jun 10 with 51822 views | stevec |
Putting your name on the club seat, I F'KIN KNOW WHO I AM !!!! |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:51 - Jun 10 with 51705 views | johann28 |
Aggressive people on the street -eg
* 'Born again' Christians
* Charity workers
* Big Issue salespeople
* People doing surveys
* People trying to get you to sign various petitions
* People trying to get you buy random newspapers for various groups
etc
is it my imagination or are they growing in numbers &/or getting more aggressive? |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 with 51686 views | paulparker |
olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt
Robbie W |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Random irritations.. on 10:53 - Jun 10 with 51633 views | Discodroid |
THOSE FCKING CNTING BT ADverts.
Esp those ones feat that cnt kris marshall, Playing the warm ,caring step dad.
while the natural father in the ads Is portrayed as a CNT.
the knowing looks from this creepy spackoid saying '"dont worry kids,this man that brought you up and provided for you all his life, will soon be leaving. you only have to see him once a month as your mother decided she would rather suck my cock"
. "dont worry step daughter i will train you ALSO in the art of fellatio. and as for your adolesecnt , confused brother , once i have blurted my load in your mother and sister perhaps i shall bestow upon you, my special attentions.
or something like that,i dont know, im just glad they have been replaced by the ones with the wacky students. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 10:54]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:00 - Jun 10 with 51647 views | paulparker |
| Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 by paulparker |
olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt
Robbie W |
Sorry I will continue
Robbie Williams , Johnny Wilkes, Marvin From JLS and other nobodies on soccer aid feck off
Helen Chamberlain acting like she is 18 on soccer am- give it up
People who join motorways and duel carriage ways doing 20 mph when im stuck behind
Pitbull the rapper/ come producer - just die
tony & cherrie blair - see above
people who when im in the pub watching the football insist on putting on the rugby
cos its saints against quinns whilst sitting there drinking a coke , | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Random irritations.. on 11:00 - Jun 10 with 51661 views | exiled_dictator |
| Random irritations.. on 10:53 - Jun 10 by Discodroid |
THOSE FCKING CNTING BT ADverts.
Esp those ones feat that cnt kris marshall, Playing the warm ,caring step dad.
while the natural father in the ads Is portrayed as a CNT.
the knowing looks from this creepy spackoid saying '"dont worry kids,this man that brought you up and provided for you all his life, will soon be leaving. you only have to see him once a month as your mother decided she would rather suck my cock"
. "dont worry step daughter i will train you ALSO in the art of fellatio. and as for your adolesecnt , confused brother , once i have blurted my load in your mother and sister perhaps i shall bestow upon you, my special attentions.
or something like that,i dont know, im just glad they have been replaced by the ones with the wacky students. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 10:54]
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blimey disco !!
do you not think you need new glasses, or even glasses if that's what you see in a bt advert?
or maybe a lie down on uncle rolf's couch? |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:07 - Jun 10 with 51588 views | Discodroid |
hehehehe
i think that was one of my earlier rants when the medication wasnt quite right!!
how about
white poppys on rememberance day and the those who wear them on their hip,sleeve,knob, anywhere but their lapel as a fashion statement.
anyone under 30, you simply have'nt served your apprentership in drink and heavily cut drugs.
anyone who dosent fit in with discodroids plans*
*i have no plans [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:13]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:12 - Jun 10 with 51605 views | Bluce_Ree |
Cyclists who ride on the pavement. Horrible, antisocial c**ts. I hope you crash into a lamp post, fall into the street and get run over by a truck carrying lots of bikes.
BMW drivers. To a man you are all c**ts. Owning one of those cars instantly makes you a discourteous pr1ck. I don't even know why.
People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Literally I hope the next door you go through is on an ambulance.
People, no... IDIOTS, who go on flights with babies. The f**k you doing? They should take away your passport for four years when you have a kid. That kid does not need to be in a plane. I f**king want to cry in a plane. Your toddler is wondering why their f**king head feels like it is imploding and the air is roaring. No wonder it's going to cry for the entire f**king flight. It's a baby. It doesn't need to go abroad. Ever.
Anyone who puts a flag on their house. Leave your stupid shit inside. I don't care what the flag says. Stop making a show of yourself.
People who put big signs saying things like 'HAPPY 21ST KEVIN' on roundabouts. Firstly, no one gives a solitary f**k about you or your family. Secondly, why do you f*ckwits never tidy that shit up? A month later and your sign, invariably a white sheet with marker pen on it, is a muddled mess that's messing up the joint. Take some responsibility.
You know when someone dies outside? Put your flowers at their grave. Don't leave them outside some poor guy's house. I live in fear that some joyrider is going to kill themselves outside my house and I'm going to have week old dead flowers chained to my gate for eternity.
Any advert that takes an old song and reworks the lyrics. Music, even shit music, isn't for that. And why is it usually a slow, breathy acoustic version by a female singer.
Football fans who whine about footballers flipping them off. You've spent the entire match calling that player a c*nt and flinging coins at him. He should be allowed to come up and punch you.
People who try to tell me about X Factor/Britain's Got C*nts. Shut up. Lose my number.
Young people. 'the f**k you mean? "Who is Rik Mayall?" Shut the f**k up and learn something. |  |
| Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:14 - Jun 10 with 51564 views | Discodroid |
| Random irritations.. on 11:12 - Jun 10 by Bluce_Ree |
Cyclists who ride on the pavement. Horrible, antisocial c**ts. I hope you crash into a lamp post, fall into the street and get run over by a truck carrying lots of bikes.
BMW drivers. To a man you are all c**ts. Owning one of those cars instantly makes you a discourteous pr1ck. I don't even know why.
People who don't say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Literally I hope the next door you go through is on an ambulance.
People, no... IDIOTS, who go on flights with babies. The f**k you doing? They should take away your passport for four years when you have a kid. That kid does not need to be in a plane. I f**king want to cry in a plane. Your toddler is wondering why their f**king head feels like it is imploding and the air is roaring. No wonder it's going to cry for the entire f**king flight. It's a baby. It doesn't need to go abroad. Ever.
Anyone who puts a flag on their house. Leave your stupid shit inside. I don't care what the flag says. Stop making a show of yourself.
People who put big signs saying things like 'HAPPY 21ST KEVIN' on roundabouts. Firstly, no one gives a solitary f**k about you or your family. Secondly, why do you f*ckwits never tidy that shit up? A month later and your sign, invariably a white sheet with marker pen on it, is a muddled mess that's messing up the joint. Take some responsibility.
You know when someone dies outside? Put your flowers at their grave. Don't leave them outside some poor guy's house. I live in fear that some joyrider is going to kill themselves outside my house and I'm going to have week old dead flowers chained to my gate for eternity.
Any advert that takes an old song and reworks the lyrics. Music, even shit music, isn't for that. And why is it usually a slow, breathy acoustic version by a female singer.
Football fans who whine about footballers flipping them off. You've spent the entire match calling that player a c*nt and flinging coins at him. He should be allowed to come up and punch you.
People who try to tell me about X Factor/Britain's Got C*nts. Shut up. Lose my number.
Young people. 'the f**k you mean? "Who is Rik Mayall?" Shut the f**k up and learn something. |
hahahahahahahahamlol!!!!!! i cant breathe hahahahaha.
a self righteous chiv to 'em all bluce!!!!!!.  | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:19 - Jun 10 with 51614 views | exiled_dictator |
AUDI & MINI drivers
Anyone who goes on a talent show to get rich & famous
Dog owners who allow their dogs to $hit on pavements & never clean it up
People over 30 who wear white trainers. What, you didn't qualify as a wildcard for Wimbledon?
People who drive really fast in built-up areas, and cannot be arsed to focus on the driving, rather their phone, the radio, facebook or the girl with the low cut top | |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:27 - Jun 10 with 51582 views | Metallica_Hoop |
No ale on tap.
The EU
Queuing more than 5 mins for a beer.
Record company sponsored 'boy band' metal. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:33 - Jun 10 with 51566 views | Doughnut |
The Whole f****ng country......basically!!
Oh and people who say basically! !!
Use of the word 'inappropriate'! So 'Blair-cafe culture'
Lots of 'issues' to work through on this one. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:34 - Jun 10 with 51501 views | Discodroid |
dave b dressed in white safari suit , with medallion on top of a white roll neck , holding an ivory walking stick in the shape of dave sexton, in his yacht full of supermodels, cocaine, illegal fireworks , fine wines and german 70's porn , moored off the coast of the tangiers .
possibly in a throne made of jim gregorys hallowed bones or david bulstrodes.
playing strip poker with qpr super hunks akos buzacky and kevin doyle
damn him!!! [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:37]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:38 - Jun 10 with 51546 views | HantsR |
Footballers who feign injury to try and get game stopped 'cos they've screwed up by joining the attack and left their defence vulnerable e.g. away game at Leicester!
Motorists who don't bother to use indicators. I used to find it quite useful to know that someone was about to change lanes on motorway or leave a roundabout. The expression 'duel (sic) carriageway' used by an earlier poster was possibly a Freudian slip illustrating what can happen?
People who can't use apostrophes properly, e.g write, "cast's of musicals"
Celebrities (allegedly) being sent round the world and telling me very tearfully what I already know, because I've been there, working for a living!
Use of inflexion at end of sentence as promoted by Australians? High rising terminals I am told - anyway, makes you sound as though you're not sure of what you just said (?)
...also faux- Jamaican accents. Leave them in Jamaica, thanks.
Joey Barton - he should have nutted that stupid UKIP woman on BBC QT |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:39 - Jun 10 with 51510 views | izlingtonhoop |
The use of 'to be fair' to start sentences, when what is meant is 'as a matter of fact', or 'in all honesty' or 'I think you'll find'... etc
Oh yeah, and 'of' when it should be 've, i.e. short for have. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:41]
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| Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Jun 10 with 51517 views | loftboy |
| Random irritations.. on 10:52 - Jun 10 by paulparker |
olly facking Murrs telling me how England one the world cup in 66 - Kunt
Robbie W |
People who spell won as one  |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:45 - Jun 10 with 51482 views | izlingtonhoop |
Andy Townsend | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:47 - Jun 10 with 51507 views | WokingR |
Indicators on taxis
Everyone knows by now that all taxi drivers own the road and should never be expected to use an indicator for the benefit of anyone else who should not be on their road in the first place. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:47 - Jun 10 with 51442 views | Discodroid |
| Random irritations.. on 11:39 - Jun 10 by izlingtonhoop |
The use of 'to be fair' to start sentences, when what is meant is 'as a matter of fact', or 'in all honesty' or 'I think you'll find'... etc
Oh yeah, and 'of' when it should be 've, i.e. short for have. [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:41]
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yes!!! the following phrases;
"at the end of the day"
"i must be honest with you"
and my fav.."im not going to lie"..a prerequisite, surely
my spelling/punctuation and comprehension, for shame... [Post edited 10 Jun 2014 11:48]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:52 - Jun 10 with 51467 views | paulparker |
| Random irritations.. on 11:42 - Jun 10 by loftboy |
People who spell won as one |
People who try to correct others over trivial matters  | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Random irritations.. on 11:56 - Jun 10 with 51410 views | HantsR |
| Random irritations.. on 11:45 - Jun 10 by izlingtonhoop |
Andy Townsend |
I'll raise you one...Andy Hinchcliffe! | | | |
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