| Came across this rant from a few years back 14:18 - Apr 24 with 10399 views | jeffro |
Fck knows who wrote it but its genius:
I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR
win at the moment.
I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the
likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier
and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.
The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just
properly gash these days.
I mean really gash.
football generally.
I hate nearly everything about it these days....
I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City
breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of
money.It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in
the charts after winning the X-Factor.
I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's
17,playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20
after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.
I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever
happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money
thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton,
Leeds and Southampton still in business?
I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's
tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry
being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.
I hate the England team.
I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully
had nothing but pace.
I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for
the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws
away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.
I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp.
And the Wii.
I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.
I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.
I hate Garth Crooks.
I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.
I hate Sky Sports.
I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the
keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards
it's amazing.
I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot'
playing behind it.
I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.
I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the
back'. I bet you do.
I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other
than pain and disappointment.
I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.
I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game.
I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I
hate that it'll probably be us.
I hate Phil Brown.
I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers
real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.
I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this
post than I'll earn this month.
I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.
I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.
I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or
Bradford.
I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means
nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.
I hate Leeds.
I hate Roy Keane.
I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst
shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.
I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.
I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.
I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then
sungin a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.
I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.
I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest
thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to
Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the
street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They
had2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me...
Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost
written one.
I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before
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| Came across this rant from a few years back on 13:51 - Apr 25 with 1545 views | R_from_afar |
| Came across this rant from a few years back on 20:55 - Apr 24 by barabajagal |
How is the term 'Downsy Spacker' genius? I can't be the only R's fan to find this deeply offensive, can I? |
No, you're not the only one. I agree with a lot of the other material, mind you.
RFA |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Came across this rant from a few years back on 13:52 - Apr 25 with 1542 views | headhoops |
It made me laugh too - probably because 80% of it resonates with us all.
The disability remark was inaccurate - most people with 'downs' don't actually walk about with their tongues hanging out. Bruce has already addressed this.
I would content John Terry is not an oaf - as has been proven he is a violent, thieving racist scumbag.
and whilst I'm writing and putting myself in line for some potential banter I would add that since Bruce wrote this football has actually got worse.
I hate all the hyperbole that goes with the champions league, the wresting and shirt pulling, the diving and cheating to win a penalty. Managers who talk sh1te and defending players who have quite clearly cheated. Parasitic agents who are touting mercenary leeches, world cup tournaments deciding on the size of the bungs, ridiculous ticket prices, the FA, Sky Sports. Steve Claridge, Robbie Savage and Jamie Carragher, when is his voice going to break??
Egotistical owners who don't give a toss about a clubs tradition and heritage nor the fans who have followed that club for decades. I hate Scottish football, not the people, just Scottish football. I hate warm beer and cold pies, being treated like a criminal just because I have travelled to watch my football team play at an away ground.
football started going gash when the money started rolling in and its getting worse. |  |
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| Came across this rant from a few years back on 13:53 - Apr 25 with 1541 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Came across this rant from a few years back on 13:49 - Apr 25 by smegma |
Is it alright for Irish people to call each other Paddy? |
No, but Eric is fine. Or Mildred, if they're male. |  |
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| Came across this rant from a few years back on 14:34 - Apr 25 with 1506 views | Pommyhoop |
| Came across this rant from a few years back on 13:53 - Apr 25 by BrianMcCarthy |
No, but Eric is fine. Or Mildred, if they're male. |
Thats funny that ,my Old Man often called his mates Pat or Paddy. Many a time he's even said to me 'C'mon Pat drink up we're off' and my name is Leon and I'm born and bred London and speak just like Son of Northolt.
Like you say its 'context' and like I say its a personal thing.. |  |
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| Came across this rant from a few years back on 20:29 - Apr 25 with 1435 views | Ingham |
Classic. Absolute gem. | | | |
| Came across this rant from a few years back on 00:48 - Apr 26 with 1381 views | RangersAreBack |
"I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford."
Hear hear. |  | | |
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