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Tigers at Layer Road
at 15:43 24 Dec 2024

MATCH RESULT

MOOSE & ELK ROVERS 3
STARMER LEGO HEADS 0

More misery for the Lego Heads as they slumped to their 5th consecutive defeat at the hooves of the rampant Moose and Elk side who were two nil ahead inside the first twenty minutes with White Tail firing in from 35 legs on nine minutes and tapping home a rebound on 18 minutes to put the Rovers in total command.

The Lego Heads made five changes at half time but were unable break down the Rovers rearguard and suffered a further set back with their supremo K. Lego heading past his own goalkeeper on 84 minutes.

Attendance

988 ( including 33 flying geese )

Match highlights Moose & Elk official TV channel.
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:13 24 Dec 2024

GOAL ALERT

CROMDALE BISON HERD 1 BIg Foot 77

FC SCROOGE 0

Dickens missed a Penalty Notice after 53 minutes for FC SCROOGE

Twenty three subs on at half time for CROMDALE BISON HERD
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:00 24 Dec 2024

GOAL ALERT

AFC TURNIP TOWN 1
POLAR BEAR INFLATABLES 3 ( WHITE 66 )
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 02:31 24 Dec 2024

GOAL ALERT

NORTHERN SNOWMEN 1 ( Carrot 36 )
TOTAL OVEN SOLUTIONS 0

REINDEER WANDERERS 2 ( Antler 41 )
MINCE PIE TOWN 0

ROAST POTATOES 0
DORKING PARSNIPS 1 ( Long 39 )

PLASTIC FAIRIES 0
CHILTON SPROUTS 2 ( Green 40 )

SLEDGE CITY 0
GOOSE & PARTRIDGE RANGERS 0
Abandoned 38

COTSWOLD SNOWFLAKES 0
MIGRAINE LIGHTING 2 ( Flash - En - Freak 42 )
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 18:24 19 Dec 2024

Urban Werewolf draft continued.

Contains dark imagery and scenes.

From seamstress
To waitress
Princess and mistress
I've seen the sights

Now Goddess

Your word not mine

Of my time you said

From a life of duress
I dress to impress
For that l am blessed

I am cast as
URBAN WEREWOLF
In this punk opera
Starring in an alleyway
Near you anytime soon

You may have seen me
On an up escalator
On a railway station
Concourse
Or going down
Behind the scenes

My allure
Has them entranced
Male
Female
Inbetweeners
They ask me to dance

On entering my airspace
Or headspace
They are blown away
By my grace

Your words not mine

You have made me
What l have become
A Timothy Leary
Experiment
Running through these
Shadow veins
Don't ask me to explain

Dressed as
URBAN WEREWOLF
I release a SHRIEK
In the night
Such is my plight
Something ignites
From the inner most
Depths of my being

I am neuronaut
Harvard psilocybin
Project Number
Two Six Six
Diethylamide
Trans humanisation

Voices in my head
Create this footprint
Through crop circles
Past satanic messages
Etched in frosted windscreens
Into the Church of Albion
To destroy the vermin
That lurks behind
The Cross

Am l responsible
For my murderous actions?

Now that is the question

Being the subject
Of mind control
Should exonerate me

They call it
Diminished responsibility

But l still get
THE THRILL of THE KILL




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Tigers at Layer Road
at 20:53 18 Dec 2024

We used to engage in a technique called 'Eye Scan' in the advertising industry.

Example. Someone would sit at a flat table or desk and be presented with a tabloid newspaper.

We would then have a film camera set up in front of them to monitor where the eye was led to regarding headlines, pictures, text and advertising as they turned the pages.

This technique resulted in Page 3 being on the right of a DPS ( double page spread ) as a key target eye scan area for glam models to be placed.

I suppose one could argue that the eye would find them on the base of the left hand page but l don't recall us discussing that.

Sounds quite simple, and this was where we were at in the early eighties.

There would be a varied audience for this practice and they were paid similar rates to those who took place in some market research programmes.

History now.

Today we monitored facial expression on two students reading the first two sections of 'Urban Werewolf'. They looked perplexed.

Thought they might.
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 20:32 18 Dec 2024

I have had an AI lyrics to music induction.

It's quite a trip. It is moving forward as a fast pace.

What occured to me is that you can make AI demo's from the melody patterns that are contained in the structure of the lines, words and syllables.

Lyrics don't usually have much value on their own but AI may change this.

We did a short piece with a female vocalist in English and the verses in French. Even the first two attempts sounded ok.

You can select tempo, instruments, mood etc.

TV and radio jingles are simple - and quite catchy.

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Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:34 17 Dec 2024

'PORNSTAR'

( Taken from The Pornstar and the Priest - 2001 UK and Australian release ).

She's the
Kursaal flyer
On the
High tides

The X- Rated
Pornstar
In the classifieds

She's a
Toxic cocktail
Now on release

A phone call
Away from
The Catholic Priest

She's the
Warning sign
Near chemical waste

A night
On a payphone
At premium rates

She's ten
Different names
On ten
Different cards

She's the
Danger that breeds
In every schoolyard

She's the face
That you see
In the heat
Of the night

She's the shape
On the screen
As you turn
Out the light

Bring on beauty

Long live the beast
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 19:01 16 Dec 2024

'URBAN WEREWOLF'

Draft continued -

Peter sat
Atop a rainbow
Looked below
Through traffic flow
Eyed Professor RO
At the side of the road
Peter stepped
Onto a blood painted cloud
Shouted out aloud
'B A L A C H A D H A'
The Professor looked up
Waved an empty coffee cup
Meanwhile
Over in Whitechapel
A Dirty Blonde
Was hanging out
By the Cash Machine
Looking mean
She's gone all goth
Blackened eyes
Wears a cross
Has cut the cloth
To the contours of
Her slinky slunky body
Cheeky monkey
Orders takeaway
Grabs the bag
And runs away
Round a corner
Down Brick Lane
Runs in to Robin Gunningham
But she don't know it's him
( She thought it was Banksy! )
But what
She does know
Is that some
Senior members
Of the Church
Are xxxxxxx SCUM
Dirty filthy xxxxxxxx
With 'A' levels
In child SEX ABUSE
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 13:57 16 Dec 2024

'STEP BACK INTO IT'

Taken from 'Ipswich Zero 6'

Your glittering career
It started here
Across this table
All those months ago
Your eyes
Much brighter then
And I've kept
The Golden Virginia
Hand rolling tobacco paper
That you left
On the sofa
All this time
I wonder why?
Some keepsake
Before l let you loose
With your
Performing Arts Degree
To step back into it
With all the mainliners

Tonight
Asking you all this
In our Q&A session
Relayed straight
Into an FM radio station

'TELL ME HOW
THEY GET THE STUFF
INTO PRISONS'

'EXPLAIN HOW
ALL THIS HAS
AFFECTED YOUR
MENSTRUAL CYCLE'

'ARE YOU
PERSONALLY AWARE
OF THE NUMBNESS?'

The radio station
Are paying £400 for this
And like our
Initial deal back in March
You will get fifty per cent
Before you step back into it
Only this time
You're gonna have
To keep on walking
'Cause I've taken this thing
As far as l can now

And do l blame myself
For your rapid demise?

I suppose the answer
Is 'Yes'

Even though
You answered
The small ad
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 18:03 15 Dec 2024

Continuing with the Urban Werewolf draft

Urban werewolf
By the power generator
Sends a howl
Across the highway
Traffic lights turn to blue
The ghost of Ginsberg
Hovering above
Eddington Tower
Peter Orlorsky
And the Chickenhawks
Sun burned pages
From sixties
Counter culture papers
Fluttering down
Werewolf turns
Takes the shadowy path
Past the Esso garage
Enshrouded in moonlight
But all is not well
At the farm
Burning cars
On a painted horizon
I'm turning in this bed
Can't sleep
So l can't dream
And dreams
Are protein
Substance
The only route
To the everclear
Feel you near
Through snow
Blizzard ice
Relentless
In the tumult
Punch drunk
By flash floods
Of imagery
Played out
On twenty four hour
News channels
Famine
Tempest
Disease

The urban werewolf
Screams
Turns
Runs
Ever
Faster
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:42 15 Dec 2024

URBAN WEREWOLF

This is a first draft....or the opening sequence to one.

It is memory and dream based so won't make much sense ( which is my intention ).

Urban werewolf
On the rampage
The precinct
Your Babylon
The subway
The Hanging Gardens
Akkadiem street talk
From the Third Dynasty of Ur
You engage
In malpractice
Fare dodging
Petty theft
Proudly stating
'I am twenty five per cent
L E S B I A N
Too hot to handle!'

The all too familiar pose
Sitting
Back against a burning wall
With a fixation
On pixelated images
Of Sharon Tate
Hole gouged in face
Jaw line slashed
Pregnant body
Drenched
Blood red
Manson #Satantic cat call
Sexy Sadie on the ranch
Dancing on the Helter Skelter

Step into my dream
Maiden Lane
Summer Seventy Six
Sneak me in
Through a side door
Of the Royal Opera House
Around 3am
Let's go back stage
Sit on the boards a while
The building creeks
Costumes sleep
Ghostly figures leap
From a painted back drop
Take the stage
And the orchestra plays

We met at midnight
You never said your name
Led me away
And l felt
This overwhelming compulsion
To eat you
Sink my teeth
Into your flesh
Deep
Below the surface
Of your being
So we travel
Through time zones
A semi in Woking
And you put on
The Stereo MC's
And it's
'Deep down and dirty'
The soundtrack of our lives
Play fight scratch bite
A rite to passage?

Then that cursory glance
I want to draw blood
Spit you out
Across the skyline
And you crash
Into the fifties wardrobe
In your fishnet body suit

Then in the play park
It's - 'Mummy Mummy look up in the sky'
But mummy is face timing
And the chance just passes her by
Miriam was in the kitchen
Saw an Angel
In a swirl of mist
Wiped her eyes
Took a second glance

But
Sometimes in this life
You only get one chance
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The birth of Iron Maiden
at 22:24 14 Dec 2024

We are explaining the origination of the Iron Maiden logo with filming on location beginning in January or February.

I have been checking some exchanges we have had recently and can confirm that the letters that made up the master logo were initially traced out for position to allow spaceing for the logo to be stencil sprayed onto equipment and speakers etc.

Even Steve Harris appears to have no recall of this. Nor Dave Murray as far as l know.

It's possible that a mainstream television company may pick up on this. Most of the interest is coming from South America.

This is a very small part of a very big story but essential that millions of Maiden fans know what happened in June 1977.
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 09:01 14 Dec 2024

A little add on to the tech revolution.

During 2005 l was in the company of a band - Death in Vegas in London and we were discussing how they had used a number of guest vocalists on a recent album ( Scorpio Rising ).

The ISDN sound file mode had been around for a while at the time but l was very much off pace on it's capability.

One of the questions l put to them was 'What was it like working with Liam Gallagher?'

They said 'Oh, we hadn't met him at the time, sent him a demo over ISDN and he sent back one example of the lead vocal which was perfect and it went straight onto the track'.

They used the same mode of recording with Iggy Pop too who was in New York and he kindly gave them six variations of the vocal to select from.

COVID created an even more concentrated time portal for creatives and musicians to experiment and that practice is even more prevalent now.

Exciting but also troubled times..
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:41 14 Dec 2024

Hello Phil, your daughter in law's use of AI is a perfect example. Some people from our generation may be reluctant to delve into AI capability.

The bullet points aspect is of interest because l was briefed ( pre AI ) to write a simplistic outline of Ian Brown's ( former Stones Roses's ) career by an American artist management team for a US audience - that being a little different from a British audience.

He said 'Just do it as a list of bullet points', which is what l did in 2006. I don't think AI was being used in '06 but the American rational for written work interested me.

My associates, who l met up with on Thursday looked quite perplexed when l attempted to explain how you can make a soundtrack by just keying the words into pop up boxes.

I sent demo copies of the work to several record company owners and even they couldn't believe how the work had been created without humans in a recording studio.

I should add though that l went through quite a long process to find a voice that suited the work. The female voice from Ukraine was perfect and l ended up writing for her voice at times.

I have been writing non stop this year as anyone who follows this thread will be aware.

As you rightly point out - copywriting is most definitely something that is available through AI - this is the most incredible step forward.
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Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:13 13 Dec 2024

A few of us dinosaur creatives had a seasonal meet up yesterday.

It is not just me who misses the vibe and energy of days long past....one of our group is doing creative and design work at no cost to keep his mind active.

For my part l was quite pleased to report that l have written one million words in a calendar year and that l have experimented with a number of AI packages - something none of my compatriots have attempted as yet.

The staff who were serving us must have thought we had dropped off another planet as the terminology / speak we engage in still is alien to the new breed.

The seventies and eighties was a golden era in advertising but l wish l could start it all again in the 'now' because the advances in tech would make our work much easier and less time consuming.

I saw something quite special this week while re- watching 'Once upon a time in Hollywood' ( QT ), it was the street mime sequence by 'Pussycat' - l would love to find out how that evolved while filming....it may have been the actress who devised that on the shoot....unless QT was behind it....either way it was the best mime piece for teardrops l have ever seen.
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M&T makeover
at 17:47 13 Dec 2024

As l understand it the club are or were under 'investigation'.

Some common ground there.
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M&T makeover
at 17:37 13 Dec 2024

So we appear to have two local companies who have pledged £350,000 and £200,000 for three year deals at Maldon and Tiptree that include kit branding, stadium re- naming, ground signage and player sponsorship and the like?

All this for a club that are attracting around 150 fans to home matches?

If that.

The new Sporting Director ( should any deal go through ) is none other than Mitchell Cowling?

Robbie Cowling sponsors the Colchester Community Stadium and the shirts.

Colchester United have not been able to attract any major sponsors since the days of The Weston Homes Community Stadium.

It will be interesting to see how this all pans out.

I am trying to imagine a football club where the background staff which may include in excess of 35 kitchen personnel and an additional gathering of individuals along with the coaching and playing members may outnumber the fan base.

Two promotions would put Maldon and Tiptree at Conference South level.

The sponsorship packages seem top heavy even at that level.

It did appear that a cash injection may have occured a few weeks ago - maybe this is linked

Or maybe not?

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M&T makeover (n/t)
at 09:59 13 Dec 2024

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M&T makeover (n/t)
at 09:57 13 Dec 2024

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