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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:00 - Jan 5 with 2942 viewsItchySphincter

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:59 - Jan 5 by Jackfath

I think that young females boobs were a lucky omen. It therefore means that some delicious boobs need to appear in every match day thread from now on.


More boobs, less tits.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:01 - Jan 5 with 2932 viewsairedale

Wayney hasn't got a left foot.

Liam Brady's the one with the left foot.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:02 - Jan 5 with 2914 viewsDr_Winston

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:59 - Jan 5 by Jackfath

I think that young females boobs were a lucky omen. It therefore means that some delicious boobs need to appear in every match day thread from now on.


You did the club a service today Fathy.

From now on that's your job in the matchday thread.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:04 - Jan 5 with 2880 viewsPureRockFury

Probably been mentioned, but bringing on Canas for Shelvey made a HUGE difference for us, gave us a more compact, solid base to build on and send Poz and Routs to probe the Utd nether regions without having to defend so much.

I like Shelvey, but he looks shattered at the moment and we needed that sub. Top stuff Michael.

Even the bad times were good.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:06 - Jan 5 with 2849 viewscsf

Well after reading this I reckon Boy has done himself a big favour as he fights for aplace alongside Vorm and De Guzman at the World Cup for Holland

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25539736

Makes you wonder how they get employed.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:06 - Jan 5 with 2846 viewsDr_Winston

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:04 - Jan 5 by PureRockFury

Probably been mentioned, but bringing on Canas for Shelvey made a HUGE difference for us, gave us a more compact, solid base to build on and send Poz and Routs to probe the Utd nether regions without having to defend so much.

I like Shelvey, but he looks shattered at the moment and we needed that sub. Top stuff Michael.


It was. I did it.

Spot on though. From that moment on they barely got a sniff going forward. Laudrup's best sub of the season.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:07 - Jan 5 with 2814 viewsymaohyd

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:27 - Jan 5 by Jackfath

People slating Routs before the match, Bony not good enough etc etc.

Let's have you opinions now!

Magnificent!


I've been critical of Bony and our style, credit where it's due, great cross, great goal. Hope that we can gain confidence from this result.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:08 - Jan 5 with 2810 viewsImAlrightJack

YEESSSSS!!!!!!, WHAT A MATCH TO REMEMBER!!!, BURING MY RECORDING ONTO A DVD DISC, THIS IS SOMETHING TO KEEP!!. FIRST WIN AGAINST MOYES AND OLD TOILET!!!, PLASTIC FANS LEAVING EARLY!!. Only fly in the ointment is that Fergie is no longer in charge, but we are the first team to knock out Moyes's United, Fergie must have been sick as f*ck watching from the stands, but more importantly SWANS WON!!!!. We may get tough draws, but we get through them at the best of times. Bring on Napoli, bring on the rest of the season and bring on the return to Old Toilet!. See what happens when you let Bony have the ball and do something with it near the goal?!.

Redcafe goes into MELTDOWN!!.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:08 - Jan 5 with 2803 viewsslate_dk

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:59 - Jan 5 by Jackfath

I think that young females boobs were a lucky omen. It therefore means that some delicious boobs need to appear in every match day thread from now on.


amen
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:09 - Jan 5 with 2772 viewsItchySphincter

I'd love to see Canas and Britton together for a little spell.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:10 - Jan 5 with 2750 viewsShaky

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:02 - Jan 5 by Dr_Winston

You did the club a service today Fathy.

From now on that's your job in the matchday thread.


Yup, he should clearly be head of Wide Area Network Key Entertainment Resources

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:15 - Jan 5 with 2677 viewsbuzzbox

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:51 - Jan 5 by Dull1Thomas

Vorm
Williams
Rangel
Davies
Plabo
Dyer
Lamah
Canas
Michu

Didn't start today

But it only appears Man U were under strength


Ha ha well and truly owned, the muppet just has no idea how many players the Swans had missing.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:19 - Jan 5 with 2610 viewsDanishDuck

This on MU forum.. Pos.-neg of Moyes so far:

Positive: he looks like Gollum and can drive fear into the hearts of the players, opposition managers and press

Negative: he looks like Gollum
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:21 - Jan 5 with 2583 viewsLaudrup

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 16:46 - Jan 5 by JackFish

Lovely finish Routledge!

Michael Owen is a dreadful commentator.


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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:22 - Jan 5 with 2572 viewssomersetsimon

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:39 - Jan 5 by Jackanapes

bt sport still havent mentioned us. They are handwringing about how bad UTD are. I was under the impression this was an FA cup show.


We might be on first on the ITV highlights show!
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:23 - Jan 5 with 2554 viewsLord_Bony

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:39 - Jan 5 by Jackanapes

bt sport still havent mentioned us. They are handwringing about how bad UTD are. I was under the impression this was an FA cup show.


This is what really pisses me off about BT sport.

They spent the entire after match summing up how poor Man U were for like 20 mins.

Oh and they managed to give us a quick 20 second mention at the end.

Pathetic and biased.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:26 - Jan 5 with 2509 viewsDull1Thomas

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:22 - Jan 5 by somersetsimon

We might be on first on the ITV highlights show!


Yeah, but it'll be 5 minutes of Man U attacking, 'penalties not given to Red and our 2 goals.

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:28 - Jan 5 with 2475 viewsAnotherJohn

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:23 - Jan 5 by Lord_Bony

This is what really pisses me off about BT sport.

They spent the entire after match summing up how poor Man U were for like 20 mins.

Oh and they managed to give us a quick 20 second mention at the end.

Pathetic and biased.


Actually, despite his monotone delivery, Owen said some nice things about the Swans.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:30 - Jan 5 with 2440 viewsDanishDuck

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:28 - Jan 5 by AnotherJohn

Actually, despite his monotone delivery, Owen said some nice things about the Swans.


Now we can all be happy :)
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:40 - Jan 5 with 2301 viewsAndy1300

Fantastic display by the Swans

Number 1 team in Wales

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:43 - Jan 5 with 2274 viewsPlasticman

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:59 - Jan 5 by Jackfath

I think that young females boobs were a lucky omen. It therefore means that some delicious boobs need to appear in every match day thread from now on.


I'll second that

Plastic since 2012

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:53 - Jan 5 with 2185 viewsJDWales

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:43 - Jan 5 by Plasticman

I'll second that


Nice one Swans. Hoping for Bristol Rovers next round.
Same again next Saturday please.
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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:56 - Jan 5 with 2143 viewsDavillin

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:39 - Jan 5 by Jackanapes

bt sport still havent mentioned us. They are handwringing about how bad UTD are. I was under the impression this was an FA cup show.


Count yourself lucky. I watched the post-match commentary on Fox Sports 1, which features some blowhard minor league Scottish [I think] hasbeen, who was going apoplectic - breathing so hard he was like a race horse who had been "run hard and put away wet," face burning red and swollen, eyes popping, mouth drooling, sputtering on about how bad Man-Me were.

Not a single word in the commentary team's 5- or 10-minute recap about how well the Swans handled them. At first, I was mildly irritated because I've seen him rattle on like that before, but after a few minutes of his raving, I just sat back and enjoyed his totally frustrated diatribe. Good for the lousy "plastic."

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:59 - Jan 5 with 2112 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 19:56 - Jan 5 by Davillin

Count yourself lucky. I watched the post-match commentary on Fox Sports 1, which features some blowhard minor league Scottish [I think] hasbeen, who was going apoplectic - breathing so hard he was like a race horse who had been "run hard and put away wet," face burning red and swollen, eyes popping, mouth drooling, sputtering on about how bad Man-Me were.

Not a single word in the commentary team's 5- or 10-minute recap about how well the Swans handled them. At first, I was mildly irritated because I've seen him rattle on like that before, but after a few minutes of his raving, I just sat back and enjoyed his totally frustrated diatribe. Good for the lousy "plastic."


That'll be Gordon Strachan by the sounds of it

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Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 20:00 - Jan 5 with 2093 viewsDavillin

Utd Vs Swans - Official FA Cup Matchday Thread on 18:51 - Jan 5 by Dull1Thomas

Vorm
Williams
Rangel
Davies
Plabo
Dyer
Lamah
Canas
Michu

Didn't start today

But it only appears Man U were under strength


When you put it that way, it makes a lot of sense!

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