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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread 14:20 - Mar 27 with 43546 viewsMonkey_Roots

There is a phenomena of criminals returning to the crime scene to observe how their handiwork is dealt with. In some cases the perpetrators are thought to experience a kind of perverse thrill, reliving the crime and experience over again in their mind.

And so, Laird and Roberts - the Brum Bandits – the arsonists who burnt season 22/23 to the ground, return to the scene of their horrific crimes to sift through the ashes to see if there is any trace evidence left behind of their time at Loftus Road. Maybe they will revel in the looks of horror on the faces of the gathering masses, or the shaking of the heads from hardened veterans who thought they had seen everything, but were shocked at what they saw inside?

The looks of horror though are to be found on their own faces as they cross the line and lay eyes upon a very different scene... this is definitely not what they were expecting.

There are no chalk outlines in the shape of Gareth Ainsworth or Neil Critchley, no sobbing loved ones desperately clutching at a soiled Tyler Roberts shirt, or a dumbstruck forensic accountant trying to justify how they were duped into spending money on absolute toss... No, The scene is, well, lovely and green... the faces are a mixture of hope and happiness... the site isn't a vacuous, charred mess... the manager is commanding, strong and looks like he knows exactly what he's doing.

Panic sets in, it wasn't supposed to be this way!

In unison, already fresh out of ideas of what to do next, like muscle memory, what happens to Laird and Roberts when faced with uncertainty or difficulty, happens again - they both sit down and shake their heads... 'It's the calf again guv' is barely audible above the din from the masses who aren't even booing, they're laughing... and Laird and Roberts, as they trudge off the pitch give a faint clap as some kind of acknowledgment. This is rejected though, the people vs Laird and Roberts is over, the judgement was passed down - they were found guilty, although they felt none, and sentenced to a career of nothingness.

3 to the R's - 1 to the Arsonists.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:43 - Mar 29 with 3606 viewsDylanP

Swansea have puled one back against Sheff Wednesday, which is good for us

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:46 - Mar 29 with 3454 viewsSpaceman_P

Are refs in the game today supposed to give the tiniest of touches??
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:50 - Mar 29 with 3199 viewsJimmyR

Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:46 - Mar 29 by Spaceman_P

Are refs in the game today supposed to give the tiniest of touches??


Seems to be very subjective….
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:50 - Mar 29 with 3155 viewsBluce_Ree

EEK!

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:51 - Mar 29 with 3058 viewsMatch82

Yjdddtuldtoisotueotukstustuldtuldltudilydl6i
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:51 - Mar 29 with 3037 viewsBluce_Ree

Phew!

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:51 - Mar 29 with 3034 viewsloftboy

Yeeeeees

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:51 - Mar 29 with 3015 viewsDylanP

Jimmy Jimmy Dunne!!!!


Yes!!!

Get in!

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2996 viewsMetallica_Hoop

fck me get in

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2977 viewsSpaceman_P

CAFU!!!!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2962 viewsMatch82

Oh. My. God. Jimmy Dunne.
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2960 viewsDorse

The W12 Cafu strikes!

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2951 viewsBoston

OMG Dunninio!

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(No subject) (n/t) on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2923 viewsDylanP

4 fkin long minutes to go!
[Post edited 29 Mar 16:53]

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:52 - Mar 29 with 2907 viewsDamo1962

Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:50 - Mar 29 by Bluce_Ree

EEK!


A mouse🙂
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:53 - Mar 29 with 2896 viewsToast_R

Well done Jimmy.

Radio thought it was Field
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:53 - Mar 29 with 2852 viewsQuillPenRiot

He’s been playing POTY since he moved to right back, just wow
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:53 - Mar 29 with 2843 viewsJimmyR

Get the feck in jimmy jimmy have my babies
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:54 - Mar 29 with 2808 viewsDamo1962

Defenders showing our useless forwards how to score. Well done Jimmy 😎
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:55 - Mar 29 with 2729 viewsdezzar

Jimmy Jimmy Ohhhhhh
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:55 - Mar 29 with 2700 viewsR_from_afar

In the last of the added minutes, more may be added for our celebrations. Stay strong, Rangers!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:55 - Mar 29 with 2656 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Butter my baps and call me Linda!
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:55 - Mar 29 with 2633 viewsBluce_Ree



SET COCKS TO W@NK!

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:56 - Mar 29 with 2602 viewsDamo1962

Is this another of those hug a stranger at LR moments 😁🙏
[Post edited 29 Mar 16:57]
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Gob Brummin is a comin - a QPR match thread on 16:56 - Mar 29 with 3337 viewsCiderwithRsie

Blow up you bastard, just blow up
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