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Football chants that get on your tits 20:10 - Feb 6 with 3837 viewsMrSwerve

A bit of light relief from all of the seriousness surrounding the club at the mo!

Here’s my two to start off with...

The “don’t take me home” chant (and the other versions of it).

The slow version of “when the saintsssssss gooo marchhingggg innnnnn” (and the spurs version).

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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:12 - Feb 6 with 3102 viewspencoedjack

Oh Engerlannd is full of shite.

Recently

Last Christmas ( Graham Potter remix)
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:16 - Feb 6 with 3080 viewsNeathJack

Not a chant as such but when fans shout "Handball" at every touch for a minute after the other team have a handball appeal.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:26 - Feb 6 with 3042 viewsjack2jack

Yooooooour shit ahhhhhhhhh! (Goal kick chant)
Sometimes funny but overused at times.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:27 - Feb 6 with 3038 viewsjimmyquipment

the same old 6 we churn out every game..
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 with 3011 viewsItchySphincter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:26 - Feb 6 by jack2jack

Yooooooour shit ahhhhhhhhh! (Goal kick chant)
Sometimes funny but overused at times.


Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:40 - Feb 6 with 2991 viewsgrabsplatter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?


The tractor song had quite a few renditions on Saturday!
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 with 2988 viewsMrSwerve

The tractor song was sung a fair few times last weekend!

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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 with 2986 viewsairedale

I like the arm wavy Cheerio when a dirty git gets his marching orders.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 20:43 - Feb 6 with 2980 viewsItchySphincter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:41 - Feb 6 by MrSwerve

The tractor song was sung a fair few times last weekend!


Good!

I haven't heard it for a while. I think we've also used it v Ipswich or Norwich in the past too.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Football chants that get on your tits on 21:12 - Feb 6 with 2903 viewsgrabsplatter

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:43 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Good!

I haven't heard it for a while. I think we've also used it v Ipswich or Norwich in the past too.


And Yeovil
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Football chants that get on your tits on 21:57 - Feb 6 with 2817 viewsLoyal

Eddie May ?
Wife ?
Tits ?

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:00 - Feb 6 with 2802 viewssainthelens

Tap your head if your a tw@t.....is my fave.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:08 - Feb 6 with 2769 viewsChief

The Greatest team in football..... - pointless and generic.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:09 - Feb 6 with 2768 viewsLibertarian

Run from the Russians
Football’s coming home

Both awful
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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:11 - Feb 6 with 2762 viewsTNT

'Come on City', when we're playing against a team whose name also ends in City.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:14 - Feb 6 with 2745 viewsChief

Anything other than You'll never walk alone that Liverpool sing are awful

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:24 - Feb 6 with 2715 viewsSomethingRandom

Spurs singing When the Saints go Marching In by magically changing one word

Jog on, Kitty...

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:26 - Feb 6 with 2708 viewsbuilthjack

Football chants that get on your tits on 20:34 - Feb 6 by ItchySphincter

Underutilised in my opinion. It would also be be nice if Eddie May and Barry Fry were still around so that we could sing about Eddie's wife being a lesbian and Barry being fat, round and bouncing on the ground.

Why don't we sing One Man And His Dog anymore? Or when we play Bristol City why don't we sing the tractor song?


It was the tractor song that upset them, telling them they cant read or write.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Football chants that get on your tits on 22:40 - Feb 6 with 2673 viewsLibertarian

Football chants that get on your tits on 22:26 - Feb 6 by builthjack

It was the tractor song that upset them, telling them they cant read or write.


It certainly did the job

Oh, and let’s get back to Black and White army instead of barmy army
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Football chants that get on your tits on 00:01 - Feb 7 with 2590 viewsMuteswan

The slow version of “when the saintsssssss gooo marchhingggg innnnnn” (and the spurs version).

This with bells on. 🤫
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Football chants that get on your tits on 00:29 - Feb 7 with 2579 viewsTenbySwan

I did put some words up last week for Men of Harlech but it seemed to pass everyone by 🤔🙂

Men of Swansea. -new song by TenbySwan 1 Feb 2019 21:09
Some new words for the Men of Harlech song.

Men of Swansea keep believin'
F#ck the board, cos they are going
Hear the ja-acks proudly singing
Swansea 'till I die.

Du du duh du duh duh
Du du duh du duh duh
Du du duh, du duh , du duh duh
Du duh duh du duh du duh du

Men of Swansea onto Glory,
This shall ever be your story
F#ck the sellouts and their money
The North bank will not yield

Repeat du duh du duh duh du
Etc



I also did some words for the chorus but felt it was too much.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 01:21 - Feb 7 with 2547 viewsWanderer

remember someone behind me singing "who ate all the pies" to Neville Southall once.
Also like the classic "bring on the bostik" when player down.
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Football chants that get on your tits on 03:19 - Feb 7 with 2494 viewswobbly

Football chants that get on your tits on 01:21 - Feb 7 by Wanderer

remember someone behind me singing "who ate all the pies" to Neville Southall once.
Also like the classic "bring on the bostik" when player down.


#MarchingOnTogether

Edit - sorry, didn't mean to quote!
[Post edited 7 Feb 2019 3:20]
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Football chants that get on your tits on 11:11 - Feb 7 with 2310 viewsblobby2

Palace palace palace , we support the palace woahohoh woahohoh
The blooming drone of that really gets on my tits and they don't seem to sing anything else

on the north bank in 64 currently in 2 seats in the upper east and proudly supporting Wales ONLY premier league team. Prosser is a twonk!

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Football chants that get on your tits on 11:14 - Feb 7 with 2301 views1983

"Pompey play up, play up Pompey" WTF??


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