| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs 05:47 - Jun 26 with 18860 views | FredManRave |
It's close season, it's late and it's Friday so what better time to start posting your favourite, original, inventive yet inoffensive insults here;
A couple of oldies from my vault;
Bellend
Knob Jockey
A couple of newbies thanks to LFW;
Weapon
Melter
No offense meant. |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:15 - Jun 26 with 2291 views | MoonshineSteve |
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| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:15 - Jun 26 with 2291 views | MoonshineSteve |
Sorry, I have a stammer.
I wanted to add twerp, which sounds great.
Quite a few homophobic entries (oo-er) on here for what is supposed to be inoffensive insults. [Post edited 26 Jun 2015 13:17]
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| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:28 - Jun 26 with 2266 views | AgedR |
Muppet
Twonk
Fxckwit
Splendid thread |  |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:31 - Jun 26 with 2257 views | TheBlob |
| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:15 - Jun 26 by MoonshineSteve |
Sorry, I have a stammer.
I wanted to add twerp, which sounds great.
Quite a few homophobic entries (oo-er) on here for what is supposed to be inoffensive insults. [Post edited 26 Jun 2015 13:17]
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Inoffensive insults?Oxymoron shirley? |  |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:32 - Jun 26 with 2254 views | headhoops |
baithead
shitforbrains
dogbolter
from the punk era - poseur and trout
great thread Fred. |  |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:32 - Jun 26 with 2253 views | PunteR |
Plum |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:35 - Jun 26 with 2250 views | MoonshineSteve |
| (No subject) (n/t) on 13:31 - Jun 26 by TheBlob |
Inoffensive insults?Oxymoron shirley? |
Who are you calling a moron?
Who are you calling Shirley? | |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:37 - Jun 26 with 2247 views | TheBlob |
"and add rhizopods and ectoplasms" | |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 14:50 - Jun 26 with 2213 views | scot1963 |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 11:19 - Jun 26 by TheBlob |
I've been called a John Terry Fukwit before now. |
not the John, just the rest ( removed the picture in case that was offensive but it's a cartoon character) [Post edited 26 Jun 2015 14:54]
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 14:59 - Jun 26 with 2202 views | Brightonhoop |
Pizza face. And of course good old English phrases such as Cretin sound fantastic. |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:07 - Jun 26 with 2196 views | QPunkR |
Pipecock |  |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:15 - Jun 26 with 2183 views | W13R |
Knobjockey
Plank
Tosser
Thunderc*nt - seen this used a few times on the forums |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:19 - Jun 26 with 2180 views | QPunkR |
Dunderhead | |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:29 - Jun 26 with 2162 views | W13R |
Twonk | | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:32 - Jun 26 with 2159 views | hopphoops |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 13:37 - Jun 26 by TheBlob |
"and add rhizopods and ectoplasms" |
Freshwater admiral
mumping villain
member
mugtree |  |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:34 - Jun 26 with 2153 views | hopphoops |
Dork. Met someone the other day who wasn't a c**t, bellend or even a muppet, but he was definitely a dork. | |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 16:31 - Jun 26 with 2112 views | johncharles |
Gobshite |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 16:59 - Jun 26 with 2101 views | FredManRave |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 15:34 - Jun 26 by hopphoops |
Dork. Met someone the other day who wasn't a c**t, bellend or even a muppet, but he was definitely a dork. |
That's exactly what I'm loving most about this thread so far. The ability to apply completely inoffensive names/terms to "insult" somebody. And even though they have no definition or translation you still personally know exactly what the difference is between a Plank a Plum a Spanner and a Tool (using my old faves as an example).
Gotta love the English language.
Smeghead. | |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 17:49 - Jun 26 with 2074 views | RamseyR |
Cockwomble |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 18:32 - Jun 26 with 2046 views | BklynRanger |
Skitterclit |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 18:34 - Jun 26 with 2043 views | connell10 |
Your a focking big minge is quite a nice one I feel. |  |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 18:38 - Jun 26 with 2040 views | BasingstokeR |
Spunktrumpet
Asshat |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 19:16 - Jun 26 with 2019 views | johncharles |
Spermburger | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 19:28 - Jun 26 with 2014 views | 1BobbyHazell |
When I was a yoot, 'fish' and 'chief' were popular and effective. Not sure how widespread they were. |  | | |
| Favourite inoffensive insults or put downs on 19:41 - Jun 26 with 2003 views | W13R |
Gonad and the word 'poxy' before an insult. | | | |
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