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Best decision I ever made was to use my own name when signing up to LFW, Rivals and whatever versions came before. It's got me back in touch with so many of my old friends since I left England.
"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
“Toaster” is a derogatory term used by the humans of the colonies in reference to a Cybernetic Life form Node (CYLON) in the re-imagined sci-fi series Battlestar Galactica.
With a little abbreviation, It now ties in with being an ‘R’ back on planet earth.
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Your LFW username on 16:26 - Jun 30 with 2717 views
Jacks dad because my son is called jack .... In another world I was Beardie R but was subjected to torrent of Timothy Claypole abuse . Ah happier days when you could watch Rentaghost and not have Yewtree on your mind.
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Your LFW username on 16:52 - Jun 30 with 2684 views
I moved down the road to salubrious Kensal Green a while back and since then Queens Park has turned into Knightsbridge so doubt I'll ever live there again unless the lottery comes in (in which case f--k Queen's Park I'm off to somewhere sunny)
my local town foootball club is called "Ballyclare Comrades" formed by soldiers returning from the First World War.Kirk is my surname. hence "komradkirk"
Some interesting enlightening explanations on this triffic thread. komradkirk,I presume 'Kirk' means 'church'?
Reminds me of the phrase from 3rd Reich German society and before that women's roles were to be strictly limited to 'kinder,kurche,kirche' or 'children,kitchen,church' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_Kirche
As for me,well I obviously ain't light. I have the figure of Johnny Vegas and Demis Roussos combined and my tits are bigger than Kate Moss & Gwyneth Paltrow's combined. Really should start wearing kaftans now - it worked well for Homer Simpson for a while.
Johnny Vegas Channel 4 show '18 Stone Of Idiot'
Also got the greedy indolent fat middle-aged man's illness,just like fellow Guinness guzzler Johnny Vegas; the cursed gout.(For those currently suffering attacks you can get on top of it, mine is currently well controlled by allopurinol which I'll take till I'm brown bread now.)
In fact LFW punters,truth be told, maybe I should update my Username to '19StoneAndRising'. Ach well,I suppose I'm just part of the current fashionable British anxiety/cultural zeitgeist: #FattestNationInEurope
Favourite food? Lyons - or at a push Mr Kiplings - Bakewell tart,sliced into 4,gone in 40 seconds. One of my favourite away trips was when I cycled the 13 miles to the busy packed Duke of Edinburgh pub on Green Street by Upton Park back on Nov 2nd 2004 to see us lose 2-1, a Marlon Harewood thunderbolt was the winner.
Built up quite a thirst and appetite on the way so once I'd tethered the bike I strode into tut boozer and didn't fark about. Ordered a couple of 2pint jugs then opened my bag pulled out a 400g loaf and two packets of ham,and started munching. Then under the table refilled the jugs with 2 surreptitiously brought in cans of Stella and finished with bakewell tart straight from the foil. I basically ate like Henry VIIIth in his fat pomp. I had been so concentrated on my repast I had no heed of my surroundings whatsoever so when I eventually looked up I was a wee bit surprised to see the likes of Alan,Rob,Gary and Vic & other LSA bods + the odd bemused Hammer pissing themselves laughing at this eccentric gauche display of rampant Desperate Dan style gluttony. Happy days.
'I'm 18 with a bullet.Got my finger on the trigger,I'm gonna pull it.."
Love,Peace and Fook Chelski!
More like 20StoneOfHoop now.
Let's face it I'm not getting any thinner.
Pass the cake and pies please.
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Your LFW username on 17:36 - Jun 30 with 2616 views
I've mentioned before mine is an amalgamation of my two names and year of birth (which I should have omitted if I'd thought about it). I was hoping to skulk on with a name that would be more masculine so I wasn't immediately apparent as a female (the angry beaver avatar was a small clue) but it didn't quite work out. I've misread a few of the names - most notably with IsawQPR who I've always called something different and also the connotations of some of them PhilmyRs for one which I initially thought might be an Irish town I hadn't heard of
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Your LFW username on 17:53 - Jun 30 with 2580 views
Many moons ago when I lived in Manchester, I went with the Manc R's to an away game at Crewe ( 2-2 draw in season we went down to L1). I am from the North East originally but one wag noticed I sing Our chants in an approximation of a London accent. Much like Bert the Sweep from Mary Poppins, but my real name is Dan not Dick, hence...
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Your LFW username on 18:04 - Jun 30 with 2566 views
Punter- A speculator in the stock market . - A gambler . - A beginner skier or snowboarder, especially one with a particularly bad style . - A paying guest or customer. ( A patron of a public house. A patron of a brothel. A customer of a prostitute ) .- A Dutch flatbottom ship type.
Take your pick..
Occasional providers of half decent House music.
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Your LFW username on 18:46 - Jun 30 with 2462 views
A football nickname that went wrong and then just stuck. Was Paolo but got miscalled as Pablo during a match and it stuck. Had the nickname long before I knew of Rivals etc but I like it. The Hoopsta part is obvious enough
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Your LFW username on 18:58 - Jun 30 with 2440 views
Your LFW username on 17:02 - Jun 30 by 18StoneOfHoop
Some interesting enlightening explanations on this triffic thread. komradkirk,I presume 'Kirk' means 'church'?
Reminds me of the phrase from 3rd Reich German society and before that women's roles were to be strictly limited to 'kinder,kurche,kirche' or 'children,kitchen,church' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_Kirche
As for me,well I obviously ain't light. I have the figure of Johnny Vegas and Demis Roussos combined and my tits are bigger than Kate Moss & Gwyneth Paltrow's combined. Really should start wearing kaftans now - it worked well for Homer Simpson for a while.
Johnny Vegas Channel 4 show '18 Stone Of Idiot'
Also got the greedy indolent fat middle-aged man's illness,just like fellow Guinness guzzler Johnny Vegas; the cursed gout.(For those currently suffering attacks you can get on top of it, mine is currently well controlled by allopurinol which I'll take till I'm brown bread now.)
In fact LFW punters,truth be told, maybe I should update my Username to '19StoneAndRising'. Ach well,I suppose I'm just part of the current fashionable British anxiety/cultural zeitgeist: #FattestNationInEurope
Favourite food? Lyons - or at a push Mr Kiplings - Bakewell tart,sliced into 4,gone in 40 seconds. One of my favourite away trips was when I cycled the 13 miles to the busy packed Duke of Edinburgh pub on Green Street by Upton Park back on Nov 2nd 2004 to see us lose 2-1, a Marlon Harewood thunderbolt was the winner.
Built up quite a thirst and appetite on the way so once I'd tethered the bike I strode into tut boozer and didn't fark about. Ordered a couple of 2pint jugs then opened my bag pulled out a 400g loaf and two packets of ham,and started munching. Then under the table refilled the jugs with 2 surreptitiously brought in cans of Stella and finished with bakewell tart straight from the foil. I basically ate like Henry VIIIth in his fat pomp. I had been so concentrated on my repast I had no heed of my surroundings whatsoever so when I eventually looked up I was a wee bit surprised to see the likes of Alan,Rob,Gary and Vic & other LSA bods + the odd bemused Hammer pissing themselves laughing at this eccentric gauche display of rampant Desperate Dan style gluttony. Happy days.
i was in that pub that fine day 18stoner!
its my dads local and i always meet him there if rangers play in beautiful downtown upton park.
its also josh laurent(qpr youth teamer)dads pub as well.
sad news my man, the pub in fact closed its doors 2 weeks ago after being there for over a hundred years. just not the call for many pubs in that area during the off season and the humble boozer cant survive.
the green man(over 350 years old), the white hart,the star, the duke of fyffe, dukes head,earl of wakefield all too have closed in recent years.
to be replaced by flats, fried chicken shops, and paddy powers.
with west ham soon going its a crying shame really.
come to think of it , i think i did see a handsome barrel chested stout yeoman destroying half a side of ham in the corner that day!
" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Your LFW username on 19:03 - Jun 30 with 2428 views
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