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Buryxit on 22:30 - Apr 4 with 6720 views

You let a complete unknown into a position of control of your football club, all bloated verbosity on a foundation of fantasy, let them eat cake whilst Eros fiddles at home and away. Bullshit hungry fools hanging on his every word without a challenge from the fan base share holders, charmed into believing the pie in the sky business acumen of a track record akin to a school leaver. Aldershot had their window cleaner, why can't anyone else seek salvation in a left field off track saviour? Sell car parking spaces then not allow the owners to always park there is a good place to start.

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Buryxit on 22:40 - Apr 4 with 6674 views

Buryxit on 22:30 - Apr 4 by judd

And Boris is fooking a spit of Stewie.

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Buryxit on 22:48 - Apr 4 with 6642 views

Buryxit on 22:40 - Apr 4 by BigDaveMyCock
And Boris is fooking a spit of Stewie.

Fookin a spit of or a fookin spit of?

See, someone rides into town, a man of mystery, talks the talk and charms his way into the role of saviour of everything. He has a regular dialogue, then extends the regularity on the balance of fairness to those who take a while to absorb the voluminous cacophony of empty promises as gospel.

And it was lapped up like a dehydrated puppy leading the blindly oblivious into a pitfall.

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Buryxit on 23:01 - Apr 4 with 6603 views

Buryxit on 22:48 - Apr 4 by judd

Bury need to leave the Football League. It needs Bury more than Bury needs the Football League. Stewie’s already negotiated Bury’s entrance into La Liga. Lionel Messi wants them. When I say La Liga that deal hasn’t been signed yet but the deal with the Puffin Island semi professional five a side touch rugby 4th division reserve league Sherpa Van Tournament has nearly been signed. Make Bury Great Again.

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Buryxit on 23:10 - Apr 4 with 6571 views

Buryxit on 23:01 - Apr 4 by BigDaveMyCock

There has to be trust. Trust based on rank, that is. From the Poterkabin (TM) to the boardroom. A top table smirk and then bang! Screwed out of your shareholding and a token representation as impotent as an actionless man. Oh the Joy. Oh.

Movers and shakers, lend us your change. Just lob it in the plentiful mugs perched on twice bought seats whilst we glory in a delta of income streams. In the dry season.

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Buryxit on 23:23 - Apr 4 with 6542 views

Buryxit on 23:10 - Apr 4 by judd

Me, Robshakeandvac and Mr Bistokid are marching from Sunderland to Gigg in protest at the undemocratic facist institution that is the Carabao Cup. I’m technically flying over them in the Lear but the thick cuints still think that constitutes solidarity.

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Buryxit on 23:36 - Apr 4 with 6496 views

Buryxit on 23:23 - Apr 4 by BigDaveMyCock
Me, Robshakeandvac and Mr Bistokid are marching from Sunderland to Gigg in protest at the undemocratic facist institution that is the Carabao Cup. I’m technically flying over them in the Lear but the thick cuints still think that constitutes solidarity.

There's a whole bunch of mugs you could list in addition to those already mugged.

I also like your metaphor off of Sunderlands flying visit handing fail a favour and popping in for beer and banter and nothing else. Maybe someone elses seat, but hey ho, cash in on our popular collectible 68-69 piece porcelain dining set.

As I understand it, and where bury has failed, is to sell out. Fook the support base off. The week in, week out, weak in weak outed type of easily fleeced and easily led. The tyred and the board.

Fail will sell out and it'll be on the public record and bury , oft attendees at the High Court, will need absolute credibility as ever to survive. For now.

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Buryxit on 10:20 - Apr 5 with 6177 views

roccydaleian

Your analogy is a load of shite though BDMC. bury fans have not had a democratic vote on their future though. A better analogy would be tomorrows game. In most people's eyes Sunderland will be favourites to win. If Dale win, will the Sunderland fans be moaning and crying forever, saying that it's not fair etc, and wanting to have the game replayed until they win.

Buryxit on 11:06 - Apr 5 with 6111 views

Buryxit on 10:20 - Apr 5 by roccydaleian
Your analogy is a load of shite though BDMC. bury fans have not had a democratic vote on their future though. A better analogy would be tomorrows game. In most people's eyes Sunderland will be favourites to win. If Dale win, will the Sunderland fans be moaning and crying forever, saying that it's not fair etc, and wanting to have the game replayed until they win.

But no democratic vote takes place in your analogy? How come the absence of one in mine renders it shite but not in yours?

There’s also no denying the fact that Boris looks like Stewie and Mark Francois looks like Peter Griffin out of Family Guy. I haven’t worked out what the fook the latter has got to do with Buryxit yet - that’s still very much work in progress. Take back control.

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Buryxit on 11:40 - Apr 5 with 6045 views

rochdale_ranger

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Buryxit on 11:45 - Apr 5 with 6025 views

roccydaleian

Buryxit on 11:06 - Apr 5 by BigDaveMyCock
But no democratic vote takes place in your analogy? How come the absence of one in mine renders it shite but not in yours? There’s also no denying the fact that Boris looks like Stewie and Mark Francois looks like Peter Griffin out of Family Guy. I haven’t worked out what the fook the latter has got to do with Buryxit yet - that’s still very much work in progress. Take back control.

And non in yours either, which makes your analogy of bury and Brexit a complete load of ballox Mind you there are some similarities, bury seemed to have frittered away millions of pounds, while the EU only managed â‚¬4.2 BILLION. Still, that's ok isn't it?

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Buryxit on 12:08 - Apr 5 with 5975 views

SandyDrum

Good lord.... give it a rest.

Wish I'd chosen a different username...

Buryxit on 12:25 - Apr 5 with 5933 views

rod_leach

Buryxit on 10:20 - Apr 5 by roccydaleian
Your analogy is a load of shite though BDMC. bury fans have not had a democratic vote on their future though. A better analogy would be tomorrows game. In most people's eyes Sunderland will be favourites to win. If Dale win, will the Sunderland fans be moaning and crying forever, saying that it's not fair etc, and wanting to have the game replayed until they win.

If it was found that Dale, for example, played an unregistered player and broke the rules, how would this affect the result?

Buryxit on 12:39 - Apr 5 with 5876 views

Buryxit on 11:40 - Apr 5 by rochdale_ranger
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What do we want?
An end to narcolepsy.
When do we want it?

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Buryxit on 12:47 - Apr 5 with 5852 views

Buryxit on 12:08 - Apr 5 by SandyDrum
Good lord.... give it a rest.

Is it Sunday already?

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Buryxit on 11:26 - Apr 21 with 5197 views

aleanddale

Shaker Dave is hilarious....

Apparently SD2 ( Dale ) has ruined everything in 4 months!

No Dave - he is only the incumbent problem you have had 5 years of overspending WAY beyond your means.

Dave "This is spoiling what should have been the best ever season"

Erm Dave - Yes by signing players that you simply cannot afford and they should never be pulling on a bury shirt.

The lack of humility on Beardy board is nauseating,

We must secure promotion ( like its a divine right )

12 points deduction next year and we start again ( Like this is just the easy way out )

I do think at best administration is looming at giggle. Whilst we continue to cut our cloth and live as best we can to a budget the horror in all this is bury could start next season in lg1 and Dale in league2.

They still have white chocolate smeared faces even now.

Zero humility.

Zero Class.

Buryxit on 22:54 - Apr 21 with 4747 views

scarrow

Dawson was at the Dale game on Friday. Still injured I assume

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Buryxit on 22:59 - Apr 21 with 4743 views

Buryxit on 11:26 - Apr 21 by aleanddale

Shaky Dave is fooking brilliant value. Absolutely desperate to appear ITK but been made to look a right bellend time and again, yet still persists with it.

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Buryxit on 19:56 - Apr 22 with 4201 views

Shakerbhoy

Obsessed...can't believe your still goin on about us....see you next season

Buryxit on 20:10 - Apr 22 with 4132 views

Thacks_Rabbits

Buryxit on 19:56 - Apr 22 by Shakerbhoy
Obsessed...can't believe your still goin on about us....see you next season

Yep 1 less religation place for us to worry about, assuming you manage to survive the month.

#enjoytheride

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Buryxit on 20:11 - Apr 22 with 4115 views

Should Bury shop elsewhere for frames?

Buryxit on 19:56 - Apr 22 by Shakerbhoy
Obsessed...can't believe your still goin on about us....see you next season

Oh dear.

How’s that place you’re keeping warm?

Buryxit on 20:16 - Apr 22 with 4077 views

BartRowou

Buryxit on 19:56 - Apr 22 by Shakerbhoy
Obsessed...can't believe your still goin on about us....see you next season

It's a strange irony that sees Bury fans bleating about having no club next year, yet at the same time cheering on players whose wages, amongst other car-park schemes, got them in this mess in the first place. I imagine the majority will be more than happy to take administration, lose 12 points, get a couple of wins at the start of next season and then hoodwink the football world into thinking that plucky Bury are on the rise again.

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Buryxit on 20:27 - Apr 22 with 4015 views

Buryxit on 20:16 - Apr 22 by BartRowou

bury fans are the victims in all this though. Apparently.

Buryxit on 21:52 - Apr 22 with 3839 views

Thacks_Rabbits

Buryxit on 20:27 - Apr 22 by kel
bury fans are the victims in all this though. Apparently.

bURY like most clubs have some really good guys, some occasionally pop over here, talk sense and do things like donate £55 to the josh fund. A lovely gesture, from what I would guess is a chap that would have donated to a cause like that regardless of the club.

You will always get bellends from clubs popping over, making themselves look silly, but I honestly think 95.% of their fans would want to run like we do, not be 10 million plus in debt.

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Buryxit on 22:14 - Apr 22 with 3777 views