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Monk sacked by Boro 21:24 - Dec 23 with 17148 viewsthornabyswan

Please don't bring him back.

Poll: Would you like Cooper to stay or go (regardless of compensation situation)

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Monk sacked by Boro on 01:57 - Dec 24 with 3099 viewsRancid

Monk sacked by Boro on 01:47 - Dec 24 by Joe_bradshaw

Huw: Hi Garry, fancy your old job back?

Garry: Yeah, definitely.

Huw: I’m not paying ‘Boro any compensation.

Garry: OK, we’ve just won away but I’m off to tell the chairman he’s a c**t and his wife and daughter are whores.

Huw: Should do the trick. See you in Liverpool Boxing Day. We’ll announce it after that.


Oh don't
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Monk sacked by Boro on 02:49 - Dec 24 with 3044 viewsLeonWasGod

Monk sacked by Boro on 23:00 - Dec 23 by 34dfgdf54

Sacked after winning away at Sheff Weds. Somethings deffo up.


He's got a 43% win rate there. I'd bite someone's hand off for that this season, or any season.

Def something up. Lexy been slagging off the locals or summin.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 05:15 - Dec 24 with 3000 viewsKilkennyjack

Monk sacked by Boro on 21:38 - Dec 23 by Rancid

He's had it now.Failed/sacked/underachieved everywhere he's been.The future England manager will have to try his luck at something else now.

He took a punt and ousted a great like Laudrup but couldn't back it all up ultimately and good enough for him I'm sorry.


Agreed.

Ruined the Swansea Way.

Beware of the Risen People

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Monk sacked by Boro on 05:27 - Dec 24 with 2990 viewsDr_Winston

Monk sacked by Boro on 23:09 - Dec 23 by Gowerjack

Nope

That vile cûnt Jenkins believing he was Swansea's answer to Sir Alex Ferguson was the beginning of our downfall.


And replacing Laudrup with his dressing room snitch was one of his first key steps towards achieving that.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Monk sacked by Boro on 06:09 - Dec 24 with 2956 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 21:28 - Dec 23 by Dr_Winston

Can't imagine that Lexy was massively fond of Cleveland.


Why did this give me an image of Garry being cuckolded.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 06:50 - Dec 24 with 2907 viewsHumpty

Monk sacked by Boro on 06:09 - Dec 24 by Mo_Wives

Why did this give me an image of Garry being cuckolded.


What is it about cuckolding that interests you Mo? It's not a word you usually hear in general conversation.

Do you have a girlfriend? Wife?
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Monk sacked by Boro on 07:32 - Dec 24 with 2860 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 06:50 - Dec 24 by Humpty

What is it about cuckolding that interests you Mo? It's not a word you usually hear in general conversation.

Do you have a girlfriend? Wife?


No. I generally get to use my cuckolding talents on other peoples wives...don't have to take them shopping or get earache all week. Win win. If you and your lady friend have a window free I can offer you a discount, short round. You won't regret it...well, she won't

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 07:43 - Dec 24 with 2841 viewsHumpty

Monk sacked by Boro on 07:32 - Dec 24 by Mo_Wives

No. I generally get to use my cuckolding talents on other peoples wives...don't have to take them shopping or get earache all week. Win win. If you and your lady friend have a window free I can offer you a discount, short round. You won't regret it...well, she won't


Yes I know. All very funny and that. But why are you obsessed with it? Black men f*cking white women? Does the thought tickle your fancy?
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Monk sacked by Boro on 07:52 - Dec 24 with 2833 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 07:43 - Dec 24 by Humpty

Yes I know. All very funny and that. But why are you obsessed with it? Black men f*cking white women? Does the thought tickle your fancy?


F*ck me, Humperdink, if the thought of black men f*cking white women upsets you so much I won't mention it again. It was only a joke. I wouldn't have said it if I knew it would send you off on some sort of interrogation.
Do you know, I'm starting to think that BLM were right about you being a racist.

Edit - And I never mentioned any race in my joke. You saw cuckold and Cleveland and jumped to a bit of the old racial profiling...you bloody racist
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 7:55]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 07:59 - Dec 24 with 2819 viewsjack247

Monk sacked by Boro on 07:43 - Dec 24 by Humpty

Yes I know. All very funny and that. But why are you obsessed with it? Black men f*cking white women? Does the thought tickle your fancy?


Does cuckolding have to be interracial then?
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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:04 - Dec 24 with 2812 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 07:59 - Dec 24 by jack247

Does cuckolding have to be interracial then?


Thank you 247. Old Engelburt's mask slipped there and we got a glimpse of his true form...and it was in the form of a swastika
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 8:08]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:11 - Dec 24 with 2797 viewsHumpty

Monk sacked by Boro on 07:52 - Dec 24 by Mo_Wives

F*ck me, Humperdink, if the thought of black men f*cking white women upsets you so much I won't mention it again. It was only a joke. I wouldn't have said it if I knew it would send you off on some sort of interrogation.
Do you know, I'm starting to think that BLM were right about you being a racist.

Edit - And I never mentioned any race in my joke. You saw cuckold and Cleveland and jumped to a bit of the old racial profiling...you bloody racist
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 7:55]


The word cuckold used to have a meaning. It was then changed. By people who are obsessed by these type of things. When it comes from someone who has fantisized about black people raping me I know exactly were they are coming from.

Most people never mention the word. You do. A lot.

Basically Mo, when I see the word cuck I immediately think tw*t. To even use the word screams tw*t.

I wasn't racially profiling anything you alt right mickey mouse clown. Just pointing out facts.

I'm going out know. See you later.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:21 - Dec 24 with 2770 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 08:11 - Dec 24 by Humpty

The word cuckold used to have a meaning. It was then changed. By people who are obsessed by these type of things. When it comes from someone who has fantisized about black people raping me I know exactly were they are coming from.

Most people never mention the word. You do. A lot.

Basically Mo, when I see the word cuck I immediately think tw*t. To even use the word screams tw*t.

I wasn't racially profiling anything you alt right mickey mouse clown. Just pointing out facts.

I'm going out know. See you later.




I'm sorry if I've upset you again, H, but you should know by now that your ham fisted attempts to upset/expose/embarrass me are useless. Your problem is you come at me in straight lines. You are a bull (not a cuckolding reference, btw, so don't go off on one) but I, my friend, am a matador.

Oh, and " To even use the word screams tw*t." - Humpty talking about a word he just used.
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 9:18]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:31 - Dec 24 with 2748 viewsderijack

I would love to see Henry at the club, whether it was manager or assistant.

Martinez with Henry and Monk assistants?

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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:36 - Dec 24 with 2736 viewsMo_Wives

Monk sacked by Boro on 08:31 - Dec 24 by derijack

I would love to see Henry at the club, whether it was manager or assistant.

Martinez with Henry and Monk assistants?


"Martinez with Henry and Monk"

Why are you obsessed with gay threesomes? Does it tickle your fancy to think of Henry, a black man, f*cking Garry Monk, the worlds whitest man?

Sorry, I couldn't resist Now let's get this thread back on track. So, Monk sacked, yeah?...

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:44 - Dec 24 with 2709 viewsPrivate_Partz

Monk sacked by Boro on 22:36 - Dec 23 by Headmaster

I have a really bad feeling this is going to happen.

Premier League experience? Check.
Championship experience? Check.
Yes man for Huw? Check.
Cheap? Check.

It's exactly the kind of thing we would do.


You can add 'desperate' to that as well.
Just what Jenks is looking for. Don't rule out anything as far as this pair are concerned.

You have mission in life to hold out your hand, To help the other guy out, Help your fellow man. Stan Ridgway

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Monk sacked by Boro on 08:49 - Dec 24 with 2693 viewsjack247

Monk sacked by Boro on 08:31 - Dec 24 by derijack

I would love to see Henry at the club, whether it was manager or assistant.

Martinez with Henry and Monk assistants?


I’d far rather we just appoint Pulis and stay up playing dour football. All the Swansea way stuff can wait until the Americans have sold up and the JTAK crew have been replaced.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 09:41 - Dec 24 with 2560 viewsPrivate_Partz

Monk sacked by Boro on 08:49 - Dec 24 by jack247

I’d far rather we just appoint Pulis and stay up playing dour football. All the Swansea way stuff can wait until the Americans have sold up and the JTAK crew have been replaced.


I agree with the sentiment but I am not sure Pullis could keep us up with the current squad. Would need massive changes in the January window and there are now strong rumours the club is skint and the Hedge Funders have got the wind up.
Also he would not be a Yes man so that puts him at the bottom of any list. If indeed a list exists. I think it is likely it will be Carry On Leon.

You have mission in life to hold out your hand, To help the other guy out, Help your fellow man. Stan Ridgway

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Monk sacked by Boro on 10:15 - Dec 24 with 2489 viewsBanosswan

Wtf is numpty off on one about now. Cuckold appeared in Chaucer, I doubt he was referencing interracial intercourse. It means the partner of an adultress.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

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Monk sacked by Boro on 10:20 - Dec 24 with 2477 viewsbarry_island

Club skint?

We can't be if we have old Pearljam the shop fitter on £750k, A CEO fnarr! on £500k and a shop fitter's assistant on whatever Dineen is getting.

Their sole input this year is a shop in Union St selling what could best be described as overpriced Clydach market tat.

The next level...

Swansea City, THE Austerity Club.

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Monk sacked by Boro on 15:04 - Dec 24 with 2296 views34dfgdf54

Boro fan on twitter reckons he was sacked due to breach of contract speaking to us. That was my first thought I must be honest.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 15:21 - Dec 24 with 2262 viewsHeadmaster

Monk sacked by Boro on 15:04 - Dec 24 by 34dfgdf54

Boro fan on twitter reckons he was sacked due to breach of contract speaking to us. That was my first thought I must be honest.


Sky Sports said he was sacked because of his playing style. Either scenario is entirely believable.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 15:53 - Dec 24 with 2149 viewsPlasticSam

Monk sacked by Boro on 15:04 - Dec 24 by 34dfgdf54

Boro fan on twitter reckons he was sacked due to breach of contract speaking to us. That was my first thought I must be honest.


Statement on Boro's Official Site couldn't have been briefer, if they tried.

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/club-statement-garry-monk


"Middlesbrough Football Club have parted company with manager Garry Monk.

The club would like to thank Garry for all his hard work and dedication, and wish him all the best for the future.

The club’s Academy manager Craig Liddle will take temporary charge of first team affairs during the interim period while a successor is appointed.

The club will be making no further comment until an appropriate time."
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 15:56]
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Monk sacked by Boro on 15:54 - Dec 24 with 2142 viewsmajorraglan

Would hope he’s not comfortable no back. Sack him, pay him off then reemploy him.

Not for me.
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Monk sacked by Boro on 15:56 - Dec 24 with 2128 viewsTheFranchise

Monk sacked by Boro on 15:53 - Dec 24 by PlasticSam

Statement on Boro's Official Site couldn't have been briefer, if they tried.

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/club-statement-garry-monk


"Middlesbrough Football Club have parted company with manager Garry Monk.

The club would like to thank Garry for all his hard work and dedication, and wish him all the best for the future.

The club’s Academy manager Craig Liddle will take temporary charge of first team affairs during the interim period while a successor is appointed.

The club will be making no further comment until an appropriate time."
[Post edited 24 Dec 2017 15:56]


Turning to Liddle, that really is the cheap option.
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