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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 16:37 - Mar 20 by Esox_Lucius
As soon as the Tui ad comes on Sky, I hit mute until it is finished. I don't think I have ever despised an advert more. I have begun to record any programs where she may begin caterwauling just so I can fast forward the advert.
Hate it with a passion, the bird is a “look at me self centred, everything that’s wrong with society bitch”
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
The Sunny finance ads with the hippie on roller skates towing a truck. 1291%APR and they have the nerve to call it Life Support. Legalised loan sharking more like.
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 03:17 - Mar 21 with 2337 views
I'll tell you what's up you prick; Budweiser is not a f.....g beer! It never has been, never will be and in actual fact, it's nearer to distilled cats' piss with bubbles added, than it is beer!
'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Ah, the advantage of watching on catchup. Just whizz through the advert breaks. Mind you, that's when you discover an "hour long" programme is actually 42 minutes!
Plot: vaguely familiar gorgeous person appears in a rapid fire series of epilepsy-inducing super cut scenes (usually seen through diaphanous wisps of pastel coloured silks) before dry-humping someone and legging it on a bike / speedboat / space shuttle as he goes off like a punched icing bag in his slacks.
My alternatives: 1. Bloke sniffs woman. Nods approvingly. Voice over: 'See?' 2. Two people sitting gossiping. '...but, to be fair, since Sharon has started wearing (name of perfume) at least she doesn't stink anymore...'
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 08:32 - Mar 21 with 2254 views
Cillit Bang adverts. Barry, do us all a favour and take a slug of that product and shrivel up.
Tui advert. God that birds feeble tuneless voice is so annoying.
Here in Ireland the Smethwicks advert. Misleading more than annoying perhaps. 'We know how to make a crackin' pint'. No Smethwicks! No matter how you tart up your beers and go all 'craft beer', your brew is still like used dish water. The worst! [After Harp or Bass maybe].
There aint half been some clever bastards.
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 09:46 - Mar 21 with 2181 views
Surprised you guys even watch adverts, we record everything on a hard disk drive and watch it when we want so just fast forward through all the ads, haven't seen one in donkeys and when we cant fast forward just pop out to make a cuppa or use the loo.
Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 09:48 - Mar 21 with 2178 views
Money super market with James look at me im fat Corden and his made up mates, the vegas one wants me to punch the screen
closely followed by that irritating kunt on the Thomson ad murdering chaka khan
owen Wilson and that Sofa one , get a haircut you useless tvvat
oh and Kevin bacon and rio Ferdinand doing that phone one, my fist wouldn't stop punching the pair
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 10:13 - Mar 21 with 2155 views
I'm with the other two posters that don't watch live TV anymore. Record whatever you want, watch it when you like and fast forward through the ads (I also watch good-dictioned current affairs and subtitled foreign films on double speed).
Complaining about TV ads is so last decade.
What I would complain about is broadcasters varying the length of their ad breaks within a program just to make skipping more difficult.
1. Ray Winstone for Bet 365 - from Sexy Beast to sucking at the teat of a betting company while sounding like the biggest Mockney since Damon Albarn. And all the while I'm waiting to see if we get a late consolation goal at Norwich.
2. James Cordon for Confused. Unbelievably smug and unamusing and he doesn't need the money.
3. And this one, hated by a great man and still appalling all these years later...
Suffering since 1978.
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 11:14 - Mar 21 with 2078 views
Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 10:56 - Mar 21 by isawqpratwcity
I'm with the other two posters that don't watch live TV anymore. Record whatever you want, watch it when you like and fast forward through the ads (I also watch good-dictioned current affairs and subtitled foreign films on double speed).
Complaining about TV ads is so last decade.
What I would complain about is broadcasters varying the length of their ad breaks within a program just to make skipping more difficult.
[Post edited 21 Mar 2018 11:11]
You're assuming we've mastered the remote control.
Recently worked out how to put TV on hold, handy when a phone call comes through, but when we resume watching if I ask my wife to turn the volume up she has an uncanny knack of changing the fckin channel instead and we miss the rest of the programme.
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Adverts on tv you hate. Either now, or years gone by. on 12:19 - Mar 21 with 2021 views
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