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at 14:24 1 Feb 2023
Just gave it a go. Seems plausible:
Write a script about Clive, a QPR supporter, trying to muster up the will to write a match report of his beloved QPR which just lost to Huddersfield 4-0. Clive is in the Crown & Sceptre pub and says the word "f*ck" a lot
INT. CROWN & SCEPTRE PUB - DAY
Clive sits at the bar with a pen and notebook, staring at a blank page. He takes a sip of his beer and lets out a sigh.
Clive: (muttering to himself) Alright, let's do this. QPR vs. Huddersfield...
He pauses, takes another sip of his beer, and lets out another sigh.
Clive: (groaning) f*cking Huddersfield...
Bartender: Everything okay, mate?
Clive: (frustrated) No, it's not okay. QPR just got thrashed by Huddersfield 4-0. And now I have to write a f*cking match report about it.
Bartender: Well, try to focus on the positives. Did anyone have a good game?
Clive: (sarcastic) Yeah, f*cking Huddersfield had a great game.
Bartender: (laughing) Alright, mate. I'll leave you to it.
Clive: (sighing) Thanks.
Clive picks up his pen and starts to write, but then pauses and crumples up the paper.
Clive: (angry) F*cking hell, this is hopeless.
He takes another sip of his beer and sets the pen down on the bar.
Clive: (defeated) Maybe I'll just forget about the report and drown my sorrows in this beer instead.
Bartender: (smiling) I think that's a good plan.
Clive nods in agreement and takes another sip of his beer. The camera zooms out as he continues to drink, clearly in no rush to write that match report.
Fade to black.
THE END. |
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