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Deafened by Speakers in Upper Loft
at 09:39 25 Sep 2024

It's the modern day curse. Why does everything have to be SO FKING LOUD?!

I've got tinnitus thanks to Nov 5th 2003. Went to a fireworks display and went to see the shitty third Matrix film. Next day ears were ringing like I'd been at a gig and they've not stopped since.

So I'm very careful with my ears now. I wear earplugs to QPR, the cinema, all gigs (inc. comedy gigs) and I keep them on a keyring because you never know when a place is going to be obscenely loud.

Especially bars. Fking hell. It's a bar. People want to drink and chat. I don't need piss poor house music blasted at me like it's Notting Hill Carnival or some shit.

I went to that Box Park place in Croydon last month. There with my mate and my godson. 12 noon. Having a nice bite and then A FKING DJ comes onto a small stage and blasts us the fk out of there. C0cksucker.
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First NFL Game
at 10:15 24 Sep 2024

Bengals showing the sort of form that made me pick them in the first place. 0-3. Eesh!
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The Modern Football Fan - What went wrong
at 12:35 23 Sep 2024

My Premier League team is F**K ALL PREMIER LEAGUE TEAMS.

I hate big teams, medium teams, small teams, non-league teams and miscellaneous in case I missed anyone.

My hatred of Liverpool started when a taxi driver up here said 'QPR? Why do you support them when they'll never win anything?'

Like he absolutely couldn't process it. Them not winning anything is what it is to be a football fan for the majority of us.

There are two states of being for football fans. Your team either wins fk all or you're a c0cksucker. And that's that.
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The Modern Football Fan - What went wrong
at 11:42 23 Sep 2024

A combined Chelsea/QPR fan is AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF GOD.

Whatever part of the lad that is a QPR fan is tainted by the part of him that Chelsea case on his phone. It's like having a pizza, everyone loves pizza, but then instead of meatballs you put on dollops of shit or, worse, ACTUAL BEETROOT.

Like fair enough if he's a Chelsea fan and just wants to slum it watching low-level Championship football, then fine. Whatever. But wearing our top on his filthy Chelsea supporting body? That's an actual HATE CRIME.

Also, you said he was in his mid-twenties but he's got a football-related phone case for some reason. So he might be ten.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 14:22 21 Sep 2024

Hanging on for dear life here.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 14:09 21 Sep 2024

Good lord. That miss!
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 14:20 20 Sep 2024

Nothing is certain and we could easily lose but 2-0 sounds right, Boston. For some reason, Millwall have never ever intimidated me in terms of the football. I'll always expect us to beat them and generally see any loss to them as being a systematic problem with our whole club. Like you just should never lose to Millwall. They're an F-grade club.

They'll probably shit on my dreams now but whatever. 2-0. Let's go.
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Scroll to the bottom on the first page
at 23:08 19 Sep 2024

I can't imagine any opinion could be less important than what that fking guy thinks.
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Crystal Palaeze Cup Match Thread Sponsored by NUMPTY LTD.COM
at 21:08 17 Sep 2024

Lucky prick. Fk him.
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Barcelona recommendations
at 11:17 16 Sep 2024

a good money belt you can wear under your shirt. Apparently the place is crawling with pickpockets.
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Crystal Palaeze Cup Match Thread Sponsored by NUMPTY LTD.COM
at 11:15 16 Sep 2024

If Eze has an erection and no QPR fans are around to put it in their gobs, did it really happen?

Head says 4-0 to Palace. Heart says QPR to scab it on penalties with Eze as a late, late sub to miss his.
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Yes, this is the Sheffield Wednesday match thread
at 16:59 14 Sep 2024

LOL!

Eat 96th minute shit, Wednesday.
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POLITICS! Don't worry, Clive. It's a MUSIC THREAD.
at 10:19 13 Sep 2024

With Trump and Harris doing their thing stateside, how about some POLITICS-based tunes for this week's thread?



Killing Joke - Democracy. Unf*ckwittable stuff from my fave KJ album. Guitarist is ace on this.
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Random irritations..
at 10:17 13 Sep 2024

And then after you fk about using YOUR DATA to download the app, spend five mins fking registering on their BULLSHIT app and the ordering the fking food via it, you're asked to add a tip?

Can I pay myself the tip, c*nt? I seem to be the one doing all the work around here.
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Guitar playing thread
at 10:15 13 Sep 2024

I finally made a decision to relegate a guitar. By that I mean it's the one going into D Standard tuning which I'll only use to learn a few Killing Joke songs on. It will no longer be my main noodling guitar.

Quite interesting learning KJ stuff. Geordie's riffs were either SUPER AMAZING or really bland. There's no middle ground.

Currently tying my fingers into knots trying to learn The Gathering.

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The ultimate passionate manager
at 08:40 13 Sep 2024

He's a bit keen isn't he?
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Yes, this is the Sheffield Wednesday match thread
at 08:40 13 Sep 2024

0-2. Look. I don't believe it and you don't believe it but fk it.
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Interesting Club Names
at 14:08 12 Sep 2024

I remember seeing them on Sensible World of Soccer.
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First NFL Game
at 11:06 9 Sep 2024

Bah!

I do like the way the NFL youtube channel does spoiler free highlights.
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if your peckish....
at 09:24 6 Sep 2024

Eesh. That's rough. :(
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