| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? 10:08 - Jul 11 with 64004 views | makaveli1882 |
QPR edged a step closer to capturing Peter Crouch last night for a knockdown £1million after the striker is understood to have turned down a megabucks move to play in Turkey.
Not least of the reasons the Hoops fan will disappoint top side Trabzonspor is a desire to make a decent job of TV chat show due to launch later in the year.
The former England forward, born and bred in Ealing, could end up less than a mile from Rangers new training ground when he hosts Peter Crouch on the Crouch at the Sky studios in Isleworth.
The 32-year-old nearly made it to Loftus Road in January, but then manager at Stoke, Tony Pulis, vetoed the move when he failed to find cover for the 6ft 7ins forward.
Rangers boss Harry Redknapp is particularly keen to link up for the third time with Crouch so he can lessen the load on the vulnerable hip of Bobby Zamora.
The former Fulham man has vetoed an operation that would keep him out for several months opting to manage the problem with a new fitness regime, although a minimum 46-game season has boss Redknapp hoping Zamora will share duties with Crouch
Read more: Fulham Chronicle http://www.fulhamchronicle.co.uk/london-qpr/2013/07/11/82029-33595116/#ixzz2Yj5O |  | | |  |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:34 - Jul 11 with 3335 views | A40Bosh |
Holland on Holland
Former Irish Tractor Boy midfielder and current Talkshite presenter revisits the total footballing years of the Dutch teams of the 1970s and 1980s. |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:36 - Jul 11 with 3323 views | simmo |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 16:40 - Jul 11 by Metallica_Hoop |
Remy and Stimpy
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Remy and Impey |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:43 - Jul 11 with 3298 views | A40Bosh |
Mikloško on the Lost Show
Former Queens Park Ranger Czech goalkeeper and honorary Scotsman Luděk Mikloško has been signed up for a starring role in the totally unexpected but recently announced 7th series of the hit US whacky castaway drama on ABC | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:44 - Jul 11 with 3293 views | simmo |
Eidurs Good Johnsons
The former Chelsea man takes an X-Rated look at Britains porn industry to discuss the difficulties in finding male talent that can 'get hard & stay hard' and how the pressures of the industry have led to the increased use of Viagra and other chemical dependents. | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:47 - Jul 11 with 3289 views | simmo |
Bakke stick
Eirik Bakke examines this generations apparent obsession with anal sex | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 17:49 - Jul 11 with 3278 views | FFE |
Smoking weed with Peter Reid.
A fly on the wall documentary following ex footballer/monkey man Peter Reid, as he spends a weekend visiting various coffee outlets in Amsterdam. |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:07 - Jul 11 with 3243 views | gordanoR |
Bothroyd..... Annoyed !!
Legendary flouncer & part time striker Jay Bothroyd experiences unjust situations from around the globe that make him angry.
Episode 1: The council estate, Jay realises that the dole scroungers have nearly as much 'swag' as he does (no Bentley though) & is so angry that he has to go to shopping for Ugg boots followed by a trip to his local church. [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:08 - Jul 11 with 3240 views | RANGERS4EVER |
Bacary's LaSagne
Arsenal right back Bacary Sagna has suprisingly stated that his recently shit form is down to the clubs Friday lunch menu of Lasagne and peas, however after recent studies its been proven that it is not down to the meal but the fact that the whole Arsenal team are a pile of shit |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:08 - Jul 11 with 3239 views | simmo |
Nosey Parker
Side parted midfielder Scotty Parker walks the streets of London asking people what they are talking about | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:11 - Jul 11 with 3234 views | gordanoR |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 16:54 - Jul 11 by A40Bosh |
Shaun on Porn
The diminutive QPR winger cums clean on why discovering his dad's stash of dirty videos at the age of 11 resulted in stunted growth and lead to him developing lob sided biceps. |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:25 - Jul 11 with 3209 views | RANGERS4EVER |
Matt Le Tiss on the Piss
Last night retired footballer Matt Le Tissier was arrested naked on the street after pissing on a Church and assulting a man in a club, after going out on the piss with friends from Sky Sports | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:30 - Jul 11 with 3194 views | RANGERS4EVER |
The Loan Ranger
Nile Ranger has found himself all alone with no girlfriend, no home and no team after pissing his life away with drugs, theft and rape | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:40 - Jul 11 with 3174 views | WeaverQPR |
Wish You Was Queer starring footballs only sausage Robbie Rogers, in this episode RR looks for love (bum). |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:44 - Jul 11 with 3163 views | LythamR |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:30 - Jul 11 by RANGERS4EVER |
The Loan Ranger
Nile Ranger has found himself all alone with no girlfriend, no home and no team after pissing his life away with drugs, theft and rape |
John Delve's Meaning of life
Persistant number 12 John Delve contemplates lifes great question whilst sitting on the substitutes bench. Approx 60 episodes, Series link every saturday at 3pm |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:54 - Jul 11 with 3138 views | Match82 |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:44 - Jul 11 by LythamR |
John Delve's Meaning of life
Persistant number 12 John Delve contemplates lifes great question whilst sitting on the substitutes bench. Approx 60 episodes, Series link every saturday at 3pm |
Sommer on Summer
Former QPR 'keeper returns for one last season |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:59 - Jul 11 with 3126 views | Phildo |
stair rods to heaven with Gary Bannister |  | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 19:00 - Jul 11 with 3124 views | MedwayR |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 18:54 - Jul 11 by Match82 |
Sommer on Summer
Former QPR 'keeper returns for one last season |
Last of the Sommer Wine
Jurgen Sommer, Sieb Dykstra & Ademole Bankole film their escapades & adventures while on their holidays in a Yorkshire village |  |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 19:04 - Jul 11 with 3113 views | Match82 |
Knowing me, knowing you, Zaha. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 19:15 - Jul 11 with 3095 views | FredManRave |
Redknapps Napps
Insightful and World Exclusive footage of 'Arry falling asleep on the sandbanks, on the job and on Rosie (the one on the left). All will be revealed including, "Does he actually talk like that in his sleep"? and "Does he twitch whilst sleeping?". [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 20:17 - Jul 11 with 3038 views | baz_qpr |
Goalkeeper Special...
David Sees Mans Balls
Former England keeper investigates the impacts of testicular cancer.
Hucker's Pucker
80's FA cup hero samples the best of Jamie Oliver's cooking
Parkes in the Woods
Former England Keepers Phil Parkes and Chris Woods give a roundup of the countries dogging hotspots with special guest Stan Colymore
Camp in the Woods
In a series spin off former England U21 keeper Lee Camps joins Chris Woods for a roundup of the nations top cottaging hot spots, with special guest Stan Collymore
Jan Stays Cool
Former Czech international keeper demonstrates the best ways to keep your house cool on hot balmy summer nights [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 20:55 - Jul 11 with 2990 views | jo_qpr63 |
Brittons got talent.
Swansea's Leon Britton takes the stage at the Hammersmith Appollo with his observational comedy songs and anecdotes.
I'll get me coat
-With Sebastian coates [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 03:28 - Jul 12 with 2847 views | FredManRave |
Ball, Kuntz and Arshavin
Alan, Stefan and Andrey give their tips and experiences on how to maintain either your wifes, husbands or partners love area. | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 07:45 - Jul 12 with 3250 views | johnhoop |
What an amazing thread. I honestly believe there is far more laugh out loud stuff on here than you get in any of the "comedy " programmes on TV at the moment. I nearly choked reading it while I was eating my dinner yesterday evening.
My humble entry;
"Owen on owing"-the former Liverpool and England striker and renowned racehorse owner gives you tips on how to avoid getting your legs broken by the bookies enforcers if you get into debt on the gee-gees. | | | |
| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 08:38 - Jul 12 with 3186 views | FFE |
Parkes on Parks.
Ex QPR goalie visits his favourite parks in London. | |
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| Maybe Crouch could be the new player in ? on 09:26 - Jul 12 with 3155 views | derbyhoop |
Bale on bail.
Monkey man explains why he didn't get remanded after a lewd incident with QPR's French international striker. |  |
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