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Fakes down Ted thread 21:38 - May 4 with 11998 viewsNoDiddley

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Fakes down Ted thread on 11:41 - May 5 with 2389 viewsfrancisbowles

Fakes down Ted thread on 10:33 - May 5 by E15Hoop

i understand the glee and merriment, but can we please spare a though for poor John Madejski? Gave a whole bunch of his (admittedly pretty big) pile of cash over to the club, did all the redevelopment work, got them into the prem and has now seen it all p*ssed up the wall?
Another example of "there but for the grace of God, go I" for all of those who deride the "happy clappers" here and want shot of our lot.


Yeah but, did he sh*g Cilla?
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Fakes down Ted thread on 11:44 - May 5 with 2364 viewsfrancisbowles

Fakes down Ted thread on 09:35 - May 5 by dmm

I had a Talbot Horizon in the 80s. It was beyond awful. A bit like Reading really.


I had a Talbot Samba TX. Flash paint job, vinyl roof.
It was a sheep in wolves clothing.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 11:52 - May 5 with 2325 viewsNorthernr

Fakes down Ted thread on 11:41 - May 5 by francisbowles

Yeah but, did he sh*g Cilla?


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Fakes down Ted thread on 13:44 - May 5 with 2140 viewsenfieldargh

This went well then


captains fantastic
Poll: SWEET F'IN CAROLINE. Played every half time

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Fakes down Ted thread on 13:47 - May 5 with 2130 viewssystemsguy

Fakes down Ted thread on 13:44 - May 5 by enfieldargh

This went well then



is this that Mae Muller and the GB eurovision entry?

2024/2025.... Keep Calm, no matter the season, we'll follow our team.....

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Fakes down Ted thread on 13:47 - May 5 with 2128 viewsTheChef

Fakes down Ted thread on 11:52 - May 5 by Northernr



Brilliant.

In hindsight she looks/sounds like a Scouse Margaret Thatcher (oh the irony...).

Big shout outs to Matt Lorenzo and Victor Ubogu.

Strong.

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Fakes down Ted thread on 13:51 - May 5 with 2111 viewsTheChef

Fakes down Ted thread on 13:44 - May 5 by enfieldargh

This went well then



Awful.

But then we produced this


Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Fakes down Ted thread on 13:57 - May 5 with 2080 viewsKerryE

Fakes down Ted thread on 09:35 - May 5 by dmm

I had a Talbot Horizon in the 80s. It was beyond awful. A bit like Reading really.


I'm starting a dodgy car journey to matches thread, as I have my own sorry tale
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Fakes down Ted thread on 14:16 - May 5 with 2052 viewsNorthernr

Fakes down Ted thread on 13:47 - May 5 by TheChef

Brilliant.

In hindsight she looks/sounds like a Scouse Margaret Thatcher (oh the irony...).

Big shout outs to Matt Lorenzo and Victor Ubogu.

Strong.


TBF it would be a hell of a surprise to me if I went on Surprise Surprise and Victor Ubogu was there.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 14:23 - May 5 with 2015 viewsE15Hoop

Fakes down Ted thread on 11:41 - May 5 by francisbowles

Yeah but, did he sh*g Cilla?


Bet that gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "Surprise, Surprise"
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Fakes down Ted thread on 15:22 - May 5 with 1935 viewsLeedsR

Fakes down Ted thread on 09:11 - May 5 by ted_hendrix

Last season they were deducted 12 points but for some strange reason known only to god knows who 6 of those point deductions were suspended, why and what's the bloody point of suspending 6 points? It's either one thing or another last season they would have been relegated with the 12 point deduction.

What seems like every few Months they meet the EFL to discuss certain 'Issues' within the club.

They've been on the fiddle for years, they're own ex players are turning on the club this morning saying how badly they've been run.

Never mind how many points they or us or Wigan or Blackpool or any other bastard club might have by next Monday afternoon, take a peep at the league table now that's all that matters It looks f ucking good to me.

Cilla Black my arse.


This times 1000. They should have gone down with Derby last season.
[Post edited 5 May 2023 21:33]
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Fakes down Ted thread on 15:25 - May 5 with 1913 viewsNorthernr

Fakes down Ted thread on 15:22 - May 5 by LeedsR

This times 1000. They should have gone down with Derby last season.
[Post edited 5 May 2023 21:33]


Who in turn should have gone down the year before instead of Wycombe.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 15:28 - May 5 with 1901 viewsDannyPaddox

Cilla Black my arse

Does sound like a chimney-sweep sex-fetish request.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 15:32 - May 5 with 1891 viewsE15Hoop

Fakes down Ted thread on 15:28 - May 5 by DannyPaddox

Cilla Black my arse

Does sound like a chimney-sweep sex-fetish request.


In which case the very aptly named Dick van Dyke has to be involved, one way or another (or both..)
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Fakes down Ted thread on 16:32 - May 5 with 1797 viewsDorse

Fakes down Ted thread on 15:32 - May 5 by E15Hoop

In which case the very aptly named Dick van Dyke has to be involved, one way or another (or both..)


Or Penis van Lesbian, to use his real name.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Fakes down Ted thread on 16:34 - May 5 with 1794 viewsE15Hoop

Fakes down Ted thread on 16:32 - May 5 by Dorse

Or Penis van Lesbian, to use his real name.


His parents only use his full name when he's been very naughty, Dorse, me old china (which with a name like that was probably extremely often!)
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Fakes down Ted thread on 16:49 - May 5 with 1746 viewsMick_S

Fakes down Ted thread on 11:52 - May 5 by Northernr



She’s knicked Ian Britton’s hair. Deduct more points now.

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Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Fakes down Ted thread on 16:59 - May 5 with 1733 viewsGhost_on_the_Westway

Been out all day - driving home with nothing on my mind other than a cuppa and a look at what LFW has to say about the the fate of the Soggy Biscuitmen.
I thought it would be too much to ask after our loony miracle, but thank you the gods of Karma and thank you Uncle Neil. Enjoy your last home game - can’t quite recall who you’re playing but do feel free to kick them while they’re down.
Altogether now …
With our might
oh gawd, we’re in the sh**e
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Fakes down Ted thread on 17:06 - May 5 with 1716 viewsMick_S

Fakes down Ted thread on 16:59 - May 5 by Ghost_on_the_Westway

Been out all day - driving home with nothing on my mind other than a cuppa and a look at what LFW has to say about the the fate of the Soggy Biscuitmen.
I thought it would be too much to ask after our loony miracle, but thank you the gods of Karma and thank you Uncle Neil. Enjoy your last home game - can’t quite recall who you’re playing but do feel free to kick them while they’re down.
Altogether now …
With our might
oh gawd, we’re in the sh**e


Vizslas rule the dog world. Bad luck Reading.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Fakes down Ted thread on 17:28 - May 5 with 1656 viewsWatfordR

Fakes down Ted thread on 14:16 - May 5 by Northernr

TBF it would be a hell of a surprise to me if I went on Surprise Surprise and Victor Ubogu was there.


It could be worse. You could have gone on Blind Date.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 17:35 - May 5 with 1648 viewsE15Hoop

Fakes down Ted thread on 17:28 - May 5 by WatfordR

It could be worse. You could have gone on Blind Date.


And been paired with John Madejski.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 23:10 - May 5 with 1432 viewsted_hendrix

Having met Madjeski a couple of times at site meetings whilst working at the stadium I always found him a bit odd.

Long time ago now but last time I saw him he was on crutches as he'd broke his ankle, as he
hobbled along through the hotel reception I thought he looked remarkably like one of the Knights who say Ni.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Fakes down Ted thread on 08:17 - May 6 with 1236 viewsTGRRRSSS

It's best not too gloat - we are QPR and they football gods are rarely too kind to us.

It's worth saying though once again.

Mark Bowen, and Eddie NIedziecki are at the club.

They've been in trouble for years, they signed Andy Carroll - not going to come cheap.

and so on
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Fakes down Ted thread on 09:27 - May 6 with 1160 viewsSydneyRs

Cheer up Reading fans!

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Fakes down Ted thread on 09:59 - May 6 with 1122 viewsDorse

Fakes down Ted thread on 09:27 - May 6 by SydneyRs

Cheer up Reading fans!



Taken from 'Ron Jeremy Sings...'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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