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Death Pool 19:09 - Dec 29 with 8923 views

Whose gonna croak it in 2018?
Des O’Connor, Prince Philip and John Motson are JPs favourite.

Jackportis the brand. â€œA gifted posterâ€, â€œplanet swans have a real talent on their hands in the name of Jackportisâ€ sky sports 2018. . JP fully supports posters of LBG, mx orientation and ethnic minority groups. Update - now fully supporting the pansexual community.

Death Pool on 19:25 - Dec 29 with 5620 views

CountyJim

Pope Benedict Donald Trump Eric Bristol

Death Pool on 19:26 - Dec 29 with 5612 views

whoflungdung

Phil the Greek and Eric Bristow

Poll:

Is it Spa or spa

Death Pool on 19:27 - Dec 29 with 5612 views

Highjack

Death Pool on 19:25 - Dec 29 by CountyJim
Pope Benedict Donald Trump Eric Bristol

Is that the Pope's full name?

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll:	Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

Death Pool on 19:38 - Dec 29 with 5589 views

CountyJim

Death Pool on 19:27 - Dec 29 by Highjack
Is that the Pope's full name?

It Pope Benedict XVI he's the one that retired a couple years back

Death Pool on 19:40 - Dec 29 with 5580 views

Swanjaxs

Paul Gascoigne gotta be up there, and perhaps Len Goodman as a long shot

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

Death Pool on 19:56 - Dec 29 with 5550 views

dickythorpe

Roy Hattersley, Kirk Douglas, Gordon Ramsey

Death Pool on 19:58 - Dec 29 with 5533 views

Darran

Freddie Starr.
Ginger Baker.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Connolly.
Joni Mitchell.
Shane MacGowan.
Mark E. Smith.
Michael Schumacher.

	The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll:	Who’s got the most experts

Death Pool on 20:03 - Dec 29 with 5536 views

Joe_bradshaw

Ozzie Osborne
Keith Richards
The Queen
Shirley Bassey

	Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
Poll:	How many points clear of relegation will we be on Saturday night?

Death Pool on 20:14 - Dec 29 with 5500 views

Neath_Jack

I hate these threads, very morbid.

If i named someone in here and they passed away, i would genuinely feel a tinge of guilt.

	I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Poll:	Would you support military action against Syria on what we know so far?

Death Pool on 20:21 - Dec 29 with 5483 views

jackportis

Death Pool on 19:56 - Dec 29 by dickythorpe
Roy Hattersley, Kirk Douglas, Gordon Ramsey

Gordon Ramsey should do a new show- Football nightmares. Come to Swansea shout at HJ make him cry then turn club around.

Death Pool on 20:27 - Dec 29 with 5468 views

dickythorpe

Death Pool on 20:21 - Dec 29 by jackportis
Gordon Ramsey should do a new show- Football nightmares. Come to Swansea shout at HJ make him cry then turn club around.

And then get either bludgeoned or knifed by the ghost of tea cosy Pete

Death Pool on 20:31 - Dec 29 with 5443 views

Kilkennyjack

Farage ...?

Beware of the Risen People

Death Pool on 20:33 - Dec 29 with 5432 views

Darran

Death Pool on 20:14 - Dec 29 by Neath_Jack
I hate these threads, very morbid. If i named someone in here and they passed away, i would genuinely feel a tinge of guilt.

I was going to name a poster on here but decided against it ðŸ‘€

	The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll:	Who’s got the most experts

Death Pool on 20:33 - Dec 29 with 5444 views

ItchySphincter

Death Pool on 20:14 - Dec 29 by Neath_Jack
I hate these threads, very morbid. If i named someone in here and they passed away, i would genuinely feel a tinge of guilt.

I got Peaches Geldof a couple of years back.

Chuffed.

	â€˜â€¦â€¦. like a moth to Itchyâ€™s flame â€¦â€¦â€™
Poll:	Planet Swans or Planet Swans? Which one's you favourite.

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Death Pool on 20:35 - Dec 29 with 5433 views

dickythorpe

Death Pool on 20:14 - Dec 29 by Neath_Jack
I hate these threads, very morbid. If i named someone in here and they passed away, i would genuinely feel a tinge of guilt.

It's quite a popular game in some pubs , "Coffin Club". You pay a quid and name 3 , winner donates to charity

Death Pool on 20:36 - Dec 29 with 5412 views

Darran

Death Pool on 20:33 - Dec 29 by ItchySphincter
I got Peaches Geldof a couple of years back. Chuffed.

I had Chuck Berry and Charles Manson last year.

	The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll:	Who’s got the most experts

Death Pool on 20:37 - Dec 29 with 5423 views

ItchySphincter

Harvey Weinstein
Michael Heseltine
Courtney Love

	â€˜â€¦â€¦. like a moth to Itchyâ€™s flame â€¦â€¦â€™
Poll:	Planet Swans or Planet Swans? Which one's you favourite.

Death Pool on 20:44 - Dec 29 with 5399 views

Banosswan

Death Pool on 19:56 - Dec 29 by dickythorpe
Roy Hattersley, Kirk Douglas, Gordon Ramsey

Kirk Douglas is immortal - fact. Every time someone says 'I'm Spartacus', he sucks five years from their lifespan.

	Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll:	How do you like your steak?

Death Pool on 20:51 - Dec 29 with 5381 views

Highjack

Ant from the well known double act, Ant and Dec.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll:	Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

Death Pool on 20:58 - Dec 29 with 5371 views

Loyal

Davkd Beckham
Mike Lewis
Gloria Honeyford
Rat Scabies
Bryan Ferry
Vince Tan

	Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll:	Who should be Swansea number 1

Death Pool on 21:05 - Dec 29 with 5347 views

Swanjaxs

Death Pool on 20:35 - Dec 29 by dickythorpe
It's quite a popular game in some pubs , "Coffin Club". You pay a quid and name 3 , winner donates to charity

As in time honoured planet swans tradition, a thread will be posted on New Year's Eve so everybody can have a punt on the first celebrity to die in 2018....

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll:	Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

Death Pool on 21:50 - Dec 29 with 5283 views

BigPhilG

Donald Trump
The Queen
Greek Phil
Lindsay Lohan
David Attenborough
Gazza

Death Pool on 22:33 - Dec 29 with 5239 views

swan85

Death Pool on 20:14 - Dec 29 by Neath_Jack
I hate these threads, very morbid. If i named someone in here and they passed away, i would genuinely feel a tinge of guilt.

I know what you mean, was calling Forsyth for years. Then when he died felt guilty.

Over it now, just asked Mrs for her view, she is disgusted with me.

Michael J Fox,
Kirk Douglas
Gazza
Michael Caine (will be very sad)
Sean Connery
Outside bet Piers Morgan

Death Pool on 22:48 - Dec 29 with 5220 views

dickythorpe

Death Pool on 22:33 - Dec 29 by swan85
I know what you mean, was calling Forsyth for years. Then when he died felt guilty. Over it now, just asked Mrs for her view, she is disgusted with me. Michael J Fox, Kirk Douglas Gazza Michael Caine (will be very sad) Sean Connery Outside bet Piers Morgan

"Calling Fosyth for years"

Death Pool on 23:19 - Dec 29 with 5178 views

pikeypaul

Dai Jones.

At least 2000 of them in Wales alone.

Robbie Coltrane .

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Poll:	Where wil Judas be sitting when we play Millwall?

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