| The thread with no relevance 15:41 - Nov 9 with 35333 views | Dorse |
I have only been on the back of a motorcycle once. My friend did a wheelie. I didn't like it. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 22:32 - Nov 9 with 2230 views | NottsQPR |
John Cougar Mellencamp. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 22:36 - Nov 9 with 2216 views | TheBlob |
Rape of members of the royal family is punishable by death in the Isle Of Man. |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 22:41 - Nov 9 with 2217 views | Dorse |
I have been in a lift made by the Schindler company. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 22:53 - Nov 9 with 2199 views | CiderwithRsie |
| The thread with no relevance on 22:36 - Nov 9 by TheBlob |
Rape of members of the royal family is punishable by death in the Isle Of Man. |
I seriously doubt anyone in the Isle of Man has ever shagged any member of the royal family, but I suppose it's as well to think ahead when it comes to legislation.
Allegedly it is legal in the Isle of Man to shoot a Scotsman if he's wearing a kilt.
Apparently someone searched the statute book and couldn't find any such law, but it is widely credited because clearly it ought to be true. | | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 23:03 - Nov 9 with 2172 views | hoopsa |
Sometimes I get out of my car and don't even lock it. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 23:14 - Nov 9 with 2152 views | 1BobbyHazell |
I once saw ex Arsenal striker Kevin Campbell on the dance floor in a club. He was wearing a 3/4 length macintosh. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 00:10 - Nov 10 with 2122 views | PunteR |
Should I make a sandwich for lunch to take to work tomorrow or just pop in the garage on the way.? |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 00:15 - Nov 10 with 2120 views | eghamranger |
Why do they call orange jam marmalade, I prefer strawberry on toast. |  | | |
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| The thread with no relevance on 00:44 - Nov 10 with 2102 views | Match82 |
I'm not Spartacus |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 01:17 - Nov 10 with 2082 views | nix |
The ginger guy who made it the final of 'Ultimate Hell Week' used to be my sons primary school teacher. He was quite fun. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 01:28 - Nov 10 with 2074 views | FredManRave |
Wednesday tomorrow. |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 01:29 - Nov 10 with 2071 views | WilloW4 |
| The thread with no relevance on 00:44 - Nov 10 by Match82 |
I'm not Spartacus |
Go on then match82.... I'm Spartacus.ðŸ‘. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 04:12 - Nov 10 with 2046 views | Match82 |
| The thread with no relevance on 01:29 - Nov 10 by WilloW4 |
Go on then match82.... I'm Spartacus.ðŸ‘. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 04:40 - Nov 10 with 2034 views | FDC |
As I got into bed last night I pulled off my boxers. My wife insists I spoil those dogs. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 06:53 - Nov 10 with 2011 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| The thread with no relevance on 21:21 - Nov 9 by karl |
Oi!
They're thriving up here, knitted jumpers are far more suited to the weather than your sandal wearing Trotskyites! |
He's been a naughty boy though according to FOUR of your fellow Orcadians : ) [Post edited 10 Nov 2015 7:00]
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| The thread with no relevance on 07:14 - Nov 10 with 2003 views | PlanetHonneywood |
The Queen Mum, gawd bless ya ma'am, used to drink in the Springbok before home games.
She is widely believed to have been the originator of 'Cap'n Jack'. The words of one line were changed from her original version 'wiv a gin bottle in ya hand' to protect her identity.
FACTS! |  |
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| The thread with no relevance on 07:27 - Nov 10 with 1994 views | Drewster |
I missed the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana as I was out on my paper round delivering the afternoon edition of the Reading Evening Post.
It's only available online nowadays. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:00 - Nov 10 with 1975 views | ElHoop |
I once hid in a wardrobe to scare the other blokes sharing the room when they came up, but they didn't come up soon enough. |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:32 - Nov 10 with 1950 views | Dorse |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:00 - Nov 10 by ElHoop |
I once hid in a wardrobe to scare the other blokes sharing the room when they came up, but they didn't come up soon enough. |
I once built a wardrobe around my mates' toilet. He left it there for weeks. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The thread with no relevance on 08:44 - Nov 10 with 1940 views | Mick_S |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:32 - Nov 10 by Dorse |
I once built a wardrobe around my mates' toilet. He left it there for weeks. |
My mate built his wardrobe in the garden because it was a nice day. He couldn't get it back in the house because it was too big.
Very, very strong tooth itching Cheddar. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| The thread with no relevance on 08:53 - Nov 10 with 1923 views | FDC |
| The thread with no relevance on 08:44 - Nov 10 by Mick_S |
My mate built his wardrobe in the garden because it was a nice day. He couldn't get it back in the house because it was too big.
Very, very strong tooth itching Cheddar. |
What a phenomenal first post! | | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 09:04 - Nov 10 with 1906 views | WokingR |
I'm going for a wee in a minute |  | | |
| The thread with no relevance on 09:10 - Nov 10 with 1898 views | johncharles |
I have to go around naked because there's a lion an a witch in my wardrobe. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| The thread with no relevance on 09:15 - Nov 10 with 2513 views | BathRanger |
| The thread with no relevance on 22:41 - Nov 9 by Dorse |
I have been in a lift made by the Schindler company. |
Schindler's lift? |  | | |
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