| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 453295 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| Random irritations.. on 17:39 - Jun 11 with 7942 views | izlingtonhoop |
@Rangers Dave
"Anyone who parks in a disabled bay who clearly isn't! There should be a web site you can upload pictures of their cars and registration number to, so the police or local councils can get the Fekkers and remove their breathing privaledges."
Likewise - quite often black cabs - blowing out plumes of black soot. App, number in, official round, off road, get it fixed |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Jun 11 with 7930 views | Northernr |
Another Standard one — Rosamund Urwin, who has a unique talent to weight every interview, every feature, every opinion piece towards feminism. If I worked for that paper would they let me weight everything I wrote towards Rugby League because it’s my niche interest?
Coffee. Coffee being ordered in pubs. Coffee shops on every corner. People talking about good coffee and bad coffee. People talking about not being able to function without coffee. It’s just a drink. I’m going to wander around for a week mentioning Diet Coke at least once every 15 minutes and see how fcking irritating that is for everybody.
pretty much everybody on the tube. People who see if their Oyster card has enough credit on it by queueing to the ticket gate in rush hour and then holding everybody up because, wouldn’t you just know it, there’s no credit on it. Stop being so skatty and if you’re going to be that skatty check the credit on one of the ticket machines before you get to the gate. And we stand on the right and walk on the left thank you. And the top or bottom of the escalator is not the place to stop to check a tube map, look at your phone, stare into the air, have a conversation about which way to go next.
Cyclists and their care free approach to red lights. No wonder you keep going under the wheels of tipper trucks you dimwit.
Booking fees. I sort of understand, while disagreeing, with the idea that the person on the other end of the phone has to be paid for the time they spent processing your order. Personally I think the cost of the ticket should cover that — particularly when it’s £48 to watch QPR vs fcking Blackburn Rovers. But I’m being charged a booking fee for every ticket, even though it’s one transaction. And I’m being charged a booking fee to buy online where I pick the tickets, and the seat, and print them off myself, from an automated system. Some concerts and big events have a booking fee of £8.50. FFS where is this call centre? Monaco? And there’s no way round it. They’ve got you over a fcking barrel. Want to go to an event? Booking fee. Thundercnts. Imagine if a café or a shop or something operated in the same way — thanks for your support and custom, that’ll be £3.50 to come in. Go fck yourself.
People who sit in the reserved seats on trains. Fine, if the train has left that station and the seat is vacant, be my guest, but chancing your arm and sitting there is just creating a situation where you have to go up and kick somebody out of their seat which, often, makes me look like the dickhead. This being Brtain, I’ve seen people get to their reserved seat, find somebody sitting in it, and just go and stand up because they don’t want to cause a fuss. Reseve your own seat or fck the fck off.
First class compartments on Southern Trains. Aggressively enforced with fines. Absolute racket. It’s a commuter train FFS — every spare inch is vital. We’ll be having a buffet car on the Northern Line next.
Every single thing, place, person, restaurant, shop and building in Shoreditch. The place should be carpet bombed.
Charging people to go for a pis in train stations. Absolutely outrageous. Personally I think it’s fcking ridiculous that glasses, sanitary towels etc that people absolutely need to live are on the free market making profit for companies — should be free of charge — but sending somebody desperate for a pis scurrying for some change is just cruel. Particularly as 20p wasn’t enough apparently so now it’s 30p, which is a really bloody awkward amount. Count the amount of times this week you have 30p kicking around in your pocket.
The fact that everything seems to cost £20. I go to Sainsburys for a couple of things for evening meal - £20. I get a round of drinks in - £20. I seem to spend my whole fcking life handing over £20 notes.
Energy companies, and the grey spokesmen they send to the news channels on the day they’ve raised bills because of a rise in the wholesale price of gas, and how bills haven’t shifted at all despite the wholesale price of gas halving in the last six months. I wish they were all dead. Again, people need electricity and gas to live, it’s not right that it’s out there on the free market for companies to fck us over with. We have old people freezing to death in this country FFS.
That fcking woman who is the CEO of Imperial Tobacco who chucks her toys out of the pram whenever an interviewer dares to ask her the obvious question about how she would feel if her kids started to smoke. I hope she gets throat cancer.
And on a similar theme, Caroline Ahern smoking her whole life and now bleating to the media about the poor quality of lung cancer care on the NHS in Manchester. If only there was someway she could have avoided needing to use said service...
People who react with total shock and awe when they get to the till and payment is demanded for the goods and services. That time in the queue, when we were standing there for ten minutes, holding our heavy shopping baskets — that was the time to rummage in your bag for your fcking purse love. It’s like they expect to just be allowed to walk out with the bloody stuff for free.
People growing massive beards because it's suddenly trendy. You look like a dick.
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| Random irritations.. on 17:56 - Jun 11 with 7922 views | Discodroid |
| Random irritations.. on 17:51 - Jun 11 by Northernr |
Another Standard one — Rosamund Urwin, who has a unique talent to weight every interview, every feature, every opinion piece towards feminism. If I worked for that paper would they let me weight everything I wrote towards Rugby League because it’s my niche interest?
Coffee. Coffee being ordered in pubs. Coffee shops on every corner. People talking about good coffee and bad coffee. People talking about not being able to function without coffee. It’s just a drink. I’m going to wander around for a week mentioning Diet Coke at least once every 15 minutes and see how fcking irritating that is for everybody.
pretty much everybody on the tube. People who see if their Oyster card has enough credit on it by queueing to the ticket gate in rush hour and then holding everybody up because, wouldn’t you just know it, there’s no credit on it. Stop being so skatty and if you’re going to be that skatty check the credit on one of the ticket machines before you get to the gate. And we stand on the right and walk on the left thank you. And the top or bottom of the escalator is not the place to stop to check a tube map, look at your phone, stare into the air, have a conversation about which way to go next.
Cyclists and their care free approach to red lights. No wonder you keep going under the wheels of tipper trucks you dimwit.
Booking fees. I sort of understand, while disagreeing, with the idea that the person on the other end of the phone has to be paid for the time they spent processing your order. Personally I think the cost of the ticket should cover that — particularly when it’s £48 to watch QPR vs fcking Blackburn Rovers. But I’m being charged a booking fee for every ticket, even though it’s one transaction. And I’m being charged a booking fee to buy online where I pick the tickets, and the seat, and print them off myself, from an automated system. Some concerts and big events have a booking fee of £8.50. FFS where is this call centre? Monaco? And there’s no way round it. They’ve got you over a fcking barrel. Want to go to an event? Booking fee. Thundercnts. Imagine if a café or a shop or something operated in the same way — thanks for your support and custom, that’ll be £3.50 to come in. Go fck yourself.
People who sit in the reserved seats on trains. Fine, if the train has left that station and the seat is vacant, be my guest, but chancing your arm and sitting there is just creating a situation where you have to go up and kick somebody out of their seat which, often, makes me look like the dickhead. This being Brtain, I’ve seen people get to their reserved seat, find somebody sitting in it, and just go and stand up because they don’t want to cause a fuss. Reseve your own seat or fck the fck off.
First class compartments on Southern Trains. Aggressively enforced with fines. Absolute racket. It’s a commuter train FFS — every spare inch is vital. We’ll be having a buffet car on the Northern Line next.
Every single thing, place, person, restaurant, shop and building in Shoreditch. The place should be carpet bombed.
Charging people to go for a pis in train stations. Absolutely outrageous. Personally I think it’s fcking ridiculous that glasses, sanitary towels etc that people absolutely need to live are on the free market making profit for companies — should be free of charge — but sending somebody desperate for a pis scurrying for some change is just cruel. Particularly as 20p wasn’t enough apparently so now it’s 30p, which is a really bloody awkward amount. Count the amount of times this week you have 30p kicking around in your pocket.
The fact that everything seems to cost £20. I go to Sainsburys for a couple of things for evening meal - £20. I get a round of drinks in - £20. I seem to spend my whole fcking life handing over £20 notes.
Energy companies, and the grey spokesmen they send to the news channels on the day they’ve raised bills because of a rise in the wholesale price of gas, and how bills haven’t shifted at all despite the wholesale price of gas halving in the last six months. I wish they were all dead. Again, people need electricity and gas to live, it’s not right that it’s out there on the free market for companies to fck us over with. We have old people freezing to death in this country FFS.
That fcking woman who is the CEO of Imperial Tobacco who chucks her toys out of the pram whenever an interviewer dares to ask her the obvious question about how she would feel if her kids started to smoke. I hope she gets throat cancer.
And on a similar theme, Caroline Ahern smoking her whole life and now bleating to the media about the poor quality of lung cancer care on the NHS in Manchester. If only there was someway she could have avoided needing to use said service...
People who react with total shock and awe when they get to the till and payment is demanded for the goods and services. That time in the queue, when we were standing there for ten minutes, holding our heavy shopping baskets — that was the time to rummage in your bag for your fcking purse love. It’s like they expect to just be allowed to walk out with the bloody stuff for free.
People growing massive beards because it's suddenly trendy. You look like a dick.
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hehehehehe ...calum the longshanks best at uber essex shit hole the sugar hut last week..is he off to defend york against mel gibson in full chain mail ??, no hes dancing to peter andres's mortal brother , micheal , play his unique blend of shite garage whilst getting cnted on grey goose vodka and felching one of joey essex's hand maidens. [Post edited 11 Jun 2014 17:58]
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| Random irritations.. on 18:16 - Jun 11 with 7897 views | ElHoop |
Coffee is a good one. It definitely attracts c*nts.
First thing in the morning I sometimes want a newspaper or even some f*cking petrol. So I go to the BP garage in Bracknell because I hate tesco. But I can't get petrol because the pumps are all occupied but there's no people anywhere. They are all queuing in the shop. It's got a Marks & Spencers food shop but more importantly it's got f*cking coffee. So there's two people serving and the rest of them are unloading for M & S and every f*cking c*nt wants a coffee or Latte or lato or however you spell the poxy bloody thing that i don't even want. And they're nearly all white van men, seemingly just buying coffee. They even ask me if i want one of these lato latte things when I eventually get to the front with my newspaper and no petrol. It's a f*cking joke. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 20:59 - Jun 11 with 7823 views | Monahoop |
Ryan Airs priority boarding. What a daft joke. It was fine when disabled or folks with little nippers or the very old and dying were aloud on first, but not anymore. Just what is the point of paying an extra 20 euro or 20 pounds just to jump the queue only to find your seat is no better than any other. Ryan Air seats are upturned buckets covered in cheap plastic and you get no extra luxuries for paying more, you just get to board the smelly Boeings a bit quicker. You don't disembark the things any quicker do you, selfish suckers! |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 20:59 - Jun 11 with 7822 views | kensalriser |
Anyone who calls a coffee a latte. You want a coffee, order a fcking coffee. You want milk in it, it's a white coffee. Latte means milk in Italian, sh1t for brains. I'm pretty liberal on most things, but selling coffee as latte should be punishable by a double punch in the face and buying should be punishable by a punch in the face followed by a shower of rancid milk. There's your latte, tw@t. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:24 - Jun 11 with 7807 views | W12SG2 |
| Random irritations.. on 18:16 - Jun 11 by ElHoop |
Coffee is a good one. It definitely attracts c*nts.
First thing in the morning I sometimes want a newspaper or even some f*cking petrol. So I go to the BP garage in Bracknell because I hate tesco. But I can't get petrol because the pumps are all occupied but there's no people anywhere. They are all queuing in the shop. It's got a Marks & Spencers food shop but more importantly it's got f*cking coffee. So there's two people serving and the rest of them are unloading for M & S and every f*cking c*nt wants a coffee or Latte or lato or however you spell the poxy bloody thing that i don't even want. And they're nearly all white van men, seemingly just buying coffee. They even ask me if i want one of these lato latte things when I eventually get to the front with my newspaper and no petrol. It's a f*cking joke. |
Asking me if I want a coffee at a garage when I've just filled up my bike FFS. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 21:29 - Jun 11 with 7803 views | Monahoop |
| Random irritations.. on 20:59 - Jun 11 by kensalriser |
Anyone who calls a coffee a latte. You want a coffee, order a fcking coffee. You want milk in it, it's a white coffee. Latte means milk in Italian, sh1t for brains. I'm pretty liberal on most things, but selling coffee as latte should be punishable by a double punch in the face and buying should be punishable by a punch in the face followed by a shower of rancid milk. There's your latte, tw@t. |
Class.
Buying coffee these days really is a contentious issue agree. You just order coffee and the goof behind the counter looks at you in puzzlement, 'you want this or do you want that etc, etc'?. No I just want a coffee with a bit of cow juice, you know the white stuff. ' Eh, you want a this that or ....?' Do I have to spell it out! A bloody coffee that's all, what's so hard to understand. And you know what, it's getting like this with buying tea now. I blame the bloody Yanks for all this over choice and poofterish marketing. Flippin' land of milk and honey and the land of the free. Pah!
Another irritation. Americans, especially whiny know all, know nothing American kids all boss eyed with retainers. Ugh! | |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:31 - Jun 11 with 7797 views | michael67 |
| Random irritations.. on 20:59 - Jun 11 by kensalriser |
Anyone who calls a coffee a latte. You want a coffee, order a fcking coffee. You want milk in it, it's a white coffee. Latte means milk in Italian, sh1t for brains. I'm pretty liberal on most things, but selling coffee as latte should be punishable by a double punch in the face and buying should be punishable by a punch in the face followed by a shower of rancid milk. There's your latte, tw@t. |
Absolutlely agree. I remember having a fall out with a girlfriend and we would sort it out over a cup of coffee. I looked at the menu and was flummoxed as to what to order. I told them what I wanted. Coffee. White. 2 of. Well they gave me something brown in glasses. I touched it and it was cold. Not tepid. Cold. And they wanted £7 for it. Well I went berserk, unlike me to be truthful. I ranted and shouted until they gave me something near enough the description. Again, for £7. You can get a tea or coffee from a greasy spoon for a quid. That was my last visit to one of those places. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 21:37 - Jun 11 with 7789 views | Phildo |
Modern tellys shaving sht tinny speakers
Westfield
Wifi everywhere bing cr@p
Scottish nationalists
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| Random irritations.. on 21:57 - Jun 11 with 7767 views | PhilmyRs |
| Random irritations.. on 20:59 - Jun 11 by Monahoop |
Ryan Airs priority boarding. What a daft joke. It was fine when disabled or folks with little nippers or the very old and dying were aloud on first, but not anymore. Just what is the point of paying an extra 20 euro or 20 pounds just to jump the queue only to find your seat is no better than any other. Ryan Air seats are upturned buckets covered in cheap plastic and you get no extra luxuries for paying more, you just get to board the smelly Boeings a bit quicker. You don't disembark the things any quicker do you, selfish suckers! |
Have always found that strange. Why would you possibly want to pay extra to get on an aeroplane first. Laughable people are still doing it. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 22:34 - Jun 11 with 7743 views | PunteR |
Buffering.
At least when my zx Spectrum was loading up i could go and make a sandwich. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:03 - Jun 11 with 7729 views | N12Hoop |
The Kardashian family. I fcking hate them. Beautiful Kim with an arse the size of a fcking country. What's hot about her. Nothing that's what! Fcking dimwit. Every fcking day they're on TV, in the papers etc. Useless fckers. Stick the whole lot on a plane and blow the fcking thing up. That's the episode I'll watch. C4nts. Them and all those other useless fckers famous for being media whores and all those w4nkers who idolise them.
Indian call centres: one hour after sitting on hold. "I'm Dave, how can I help you?" No you're fcking not. You're someone who's about to waste half an hour of my time, fix nothing and make me want to get my arse down to Heathrow, get on a plane and come and smash your fcking head in. |  |
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| Random irritations.. on 23:08 - Jun 11 with 7725 views | Northernr |
| Random irritations.. on 23:03 - Jun 11 by N12Hoop |
The Kardashian family. I fcking hate them. Beautiful Kim with an arse the size of a fcking country. What's hot about her. Nothing that's what! Fcking dimwit. Every fcking day they're on TV, in the papers etc. Useless fckers. Stick the whole lot on a plane and blow the fcking thing up. That's the episode I'll watch. C4nts. Them and all those other useless fckers famous for being media whores and all those w4nkers who idolise them.
Indian call centres: one hour after sitting on hold. "I'm Dave, how can I help you?" No you're fcking not. You're someone who's about to waste half an hour of my time, fix nothing and make me want to get my arse down to Heathrow, get on a plane and come and smash your fcking head in. |
On a similar theme, every single thing about BT, BT Sport, BT Vision, the whole operation, their fcking incompetent engineers and their clueless foreign call centres. Four months until that contract is up then they can kiss my ars. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 00:45 - Jun 12 with 7695 views | ozexile |
Drivers who can't drive round corners properly. The idea is to turn the corner not swing the car the other way first and then take the corner as tight as possible nearly crashing in to me in the lane next to you. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 01:17 - Jun 12 with 7691 views | timcocking |
Where to start!
Pople who defend Islam. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 05:59 - Jun 12 with 7680 views | Kiwi76 |
Self centred fckrs - getting worse and fuelled with this obsession with recording everything on your bloody phone - preferably with you in the damn photo. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 07:32 - Jun 12 with 7651 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Seph Phookin Blatter.
Cringeworthy TV clip yesterday of him bopping on stage at the FIFA conference in Brazil.
He's starting to make SWP seem like a reasonable and talented human being.
Blatter must be bad for that to happen.
Hope Blatter keels over his wallet tonight at the starting ceremony and snuffs it. |  |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:18 - Jun 12 with 7625 views | Discodroid |
the bbc world cup coverage, its worse than i feared, running around shoving a microphone under the nose of anyone who looks brazilian and from a fevela, to the soundtrack of sergio mendes on a loop and expecting the poor sods to be some kind of footballing shamen only to find its a couple of swarthy geezers from bolton.
also asking women their opinion on the world cup and finding out that a yellow sarong is the way forward for 2014.
just ask them if they know what a hans krankel is ( its not a sheer cover 24 hour foundation , love)
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the fair , reasoned and even handed posts of dave b.
for some reason they remind me of peter sellers 'chancy gardner' from' being there'........"all will be well in the garden, first there is spring, then there is summer...."
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crazy feminists and strange men calling for more women, homosexuals, members of boko harem ,and the 15 year old girl who was shot by the taliban , to be on the boards of FTSE index top 1oo Companies, to avert financial meltdown circa 2008.
nothing can possibly go wrong.
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| Random irritations.. on 08:29 - Jun 12 with 7611 views | Discodroid |
covering your house in the plastic trinkets and baubles at a pound a pop from budgens, asda, tesco's etc etc.
id rather have japanese knotweed .
john helm, gerry harrison, gerald sinsdat , brian moore , barry davies and hugh johns not on the end of a crackling phone line under the cloak of a military junta for this world cup.
but some bloke with funky dreadlocks in a pimped up wheelchair and hope powell being there.
and probably micheal johnson, colin ' im straight ' jackson and denise' sexual choclate' lewis being there as well.
euan ' im not ginger im strawberry blond' thomas and not born again christian soldier, fin wearing jonathon edwards providing light relief with amusing stories of plague, starvation and sexual explotation among minors ,from the slums. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 8:46]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:31 - Jun 12 with 7629 views | WokingR |
Metrosexual man !
Grow a pair you bunch of fags |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:32 - Jun 12 with 7629 views | Northernr |
| Random irritations.. on 05:59 - Jun 12 by Kiwi76 |
Self centred fckrs - getting worse and fuelled with this obsession with recording everything on your bloody phone - preferably with you in the damn photo. |
People who are present at a great moment - a concert, a football game etc - and just stand there filming on their phones. FFS be part of the moment. When has mobile phone footage of a concert ever been any good? You look behind the goal as a penalty is about to be taken these days and 50% of the people are standing there holding their phones up. It will be on the telly later guys. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:38 - Jun 12 with 7618 views | Toast_R |
Can I add Hayfever?
I went was doing well this year, nothing at all. Went to France last week out in the countryside it started bad (there goes my London pollution theory) and since I've been back it's been terrible.
My tablets from the 99p store aint cutting it either. |  | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:43 - Jun 12 with 7605 views | Phildo |
Neighbours organising street 'get togethers' - fk off this is london - we like not talking to each other | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 08:51 - Jun 12 with 7592 views | ElHoop |
Guerilla roadworks. You can go out somewhere for an hour and it's all clear. By the time you come back there's sets of traffic lights and cones down some poxy little road blocking the flow. Nothing much is ever going on apart from some bloke hacking at a tree or a pile of sand. It can be like this for days. No warning as to when it was going to start, when it will finish or anything at all in fact. It's just there. You could have gone the other way to avoid it in the first place, then you keep going the other way not knowing if it's clear yet. F*cking clueless random w*nk. | | | |
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