With so many rumours flying around it is hard to keep up with who is going where and when ! The Ugly therefore keep you up to date with the goings on and which player has been spotted where !.
Our spies are out and about and monitoring not only the transfer market, but the movements of our squad, here we bring you the dossier on each squad player.
Maarten Stekelenburg.
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Every Dutch Eridivisie side.
Current whereabouts - Spotted at Asda Totton on way to Staplewood 8.36am today.
Fraser Forster.
Linked with - Liverpool & Spurs
Current whereabouts - Spotted 9am Marchwood.
Cedric Soares
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Munchkinland United
Current whereabouts - Southampton General A & E after suffering cut head injury tackling 3 year old son in garden.
Virgil Van Dijk.
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs,
Current whereabouts - Manchester returning Wayne Rooney after finding him in his pocket this morning.
Jose Fonte
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham
Current whereabouts - Staplewood.
Yoshida
Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs, USS Coral Sea
Current whereabouts - Gift department in Debenhams
Ryan Bertrand
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea.
Current whereabouts - Ferrari Dealership
Matt Targett
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton Boys U15
Current whereabouts - Geography lesson period 3
Dusan Tadic
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Hadjuk Split, Dukla Prague
Current whereabouts - Staplewood applauding the groundstaff.
Victor Wanyama
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea , Man Utd, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal & Spurs.
Current whereabouts - Body is in contract negotiation talks, head is in Liverpool, Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea , Man Utd, Man City.
Jordie Clasie
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Feynoord, Ajax, Groningen, PSV.
Current whereabouts - Stairs of the windmill in Old Bursledon
Oriol Romeu
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Barcelona, Wimbledon FC circa 1988.
Current whereabouts - Tackling a lamp post that stared at him wrongly
James Ward Prowse.
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man City, Chelsea.
Current whereabouts - Free kick practice Staplewood.
Steven Davis
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham.
Current whereabouts - Taking French Lessons for the summer.
Harrison Reed
Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs Glasgow Rangers.
Current whereabouts- Asda Totton asking an assistant to get something off the top shelf
Jay Rodriguez
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man City, Medical Science
Current whereabouts - Unknown
Shane Long
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Man United, West Ham.
Current whereabouts - Eastleigh & District Irish Club
Sadio Mane
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Manchester United, West Ham, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Pompey
Current whereabouts - Spotted this morning at the Albert Dock Liverpool, Salford Quays, an Estate agents in North London, West One shopping centre, all times at 9.08am
Juanmi
Linked with - Liverpool, Spurs, Real Sociad, Malaga.
Current whereabouts - Costa Del Lepe
Pelle
Linked with- Liverpool, Spurs, Juventus, Napoli, Leicester, West Ham.
Current whereabouts - Bella Italia in Hanover Buildings drinking expresso and fllcking through style magazines waiting for industrial strength hair gel to set.
Charlie Austin
Linked With - Liverpool, Spurs, West Ham, Chelsea, Man Utd, Hungerford Town.
Current Whereabouts - At home relaxing and generally being red & white and hating Pompey