Born To Be A Jack II

Born To Be A Jack - Part II

Now let's set the record straight first off. I'm an armchair fan. I have only seen the Swans once in the last six weeks and that was on Sky. Call me a glory hunter if you want I can take it (Mummy and Daddy have said worse in the last six weeks!) but that is the case as it stands. A true armchair fan.

I do however know what is going on at the Vetch. Since I have been 'out in the open' I know that the magic daps went missing and then we found them again. They must be magic as when they came back we managed to beat both Rushden and Diamonds on the same day. This is good because we are now playing someone called Steven Age next and if we win then we can play with the big boys. No doubt I will be playing with the big boys too when I am old enough. Perhaps I will have to beat Steven Age first as well.

I also know that tomorrow we are playing someone that everyone must love - Darling Ton. I hope that one day I get to meet this person, ton, as everyone refers to them as Darling. Hope their wife doesn't mind!

I also know that I was born to be a Jack as when I go into the bath I always come out with Lee Trundle hair. No matter how carefully these parent people try and dry my hair it always ends up like Trundles. You will see what I mean from the picture. Take a look and prove me wrong!

Twins!

Other games that the Swans have played since I have been here was just at the bottom of end in the Mickey Mouse trophy - that one I will be interested in when I am older and I also understand that we lost the boat race to Cambridge.

The funny vicar resulted in a draw (Kidder Minster) and of course there was that game on Sky that I talked about earlier. Against the team right at the top of Ampton. To continue the story that I am an armchair fan I saw two Wales games on television both against rusher - although they certainly didn't seem in any hurry to me.

On top of that I do a Cardiff in my nappy several times a day. I am also somewhat bemused by some Mans Field supporters that appear on this web-site as well. You would have thought having a field for just men would make them talk some sense but even I can see that they cannot manage that.

Swans lose on Sky to Northampton

I'm hoping to make my first visit to the Vetch soon enough. Apparently it is a bit cold there at the moment and Mummy says that I cannot go until I am more regular. I have a Cardiff every morning after my breakfast - how much more regular can you get. She has just shouted to say that she means food wise - no idea what she is on about - I am regular on that as well - when I'm hungry I have food. How much more complicated is it supposed to be?

Anyhow I have to go now as it is time for me to put another bottle in my mouth. I believe that when I am older supporting the Swans and Wales for so long will have meant that I have upgraded to a stronger bottle but for now I will make do with what I get given. I'll be back again soon to talk about the Swans as, remember, I was born to be a Jack.

After beating both Rushden and Diamonds in the FA Cup

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