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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! 14:09 - Jun 8 with 11277 viewsDiscodroids

We have at last surmounted the peak sawtooth waves of insanity in this country. I've never encountered this recent fashion in our pubs and clubs, and would piss all over it if i did. Luckily it hasn't reached Leigh on Sea and i can't imagine the natives round here putting up with it.

Just take a butchers at The pictures in the X account below which is dedicated to it. it's a new phenomenon. Pubs/ bars are not post office counters to pick up form lcx49kj or the medical center for your blood test results to see if you have a dose of crabs.


It blows my mind. The bar staff implore people not to queue and to address the bar in the normal fashion yet they continue to queue up in single file at the bar looking like cattle waiting for the firing pin of the bolt gun in a slum east end abbatoir. Docile , iron curtain queueing for-Baby-milk formulae colostomy bags ,that cant work out how to use a bar.

Takes ages to get served with single file queues going back out of the door while the unused bar staff wait idly behind the jump yelling at people not to queue. Yet still they Queue. FFS.

All Waiting in single file to be served their Madri like some tuberculosis drenched brat at the window of a Mr Whippy ice cream van for his 3 halfpence raspberry Jubbly.

Is it in your Local,? have seen this carcinogenic shit in your pub?. Just say no, and walk to the bar with your head held high. Name and shame!







[Post edited 8 Jun 15:13]

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 14:57 - Jun 12 with 1504 viewsMrSheen

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 10:35 - Jun 12 by Konk

I had that in a supermarket in Milan, where some woman pushed through from behind us in the queue and started sticking her shopping on the bit of the conveyor belt that I'd left as a respectful buffer between us and the shopper in front. Cheeky cow.


The weirdest example I've experienced of that behaviour was in a station in China - you then had to run your luggage through an airport-type scanner before getting on high speed trains. While I was waiting for mine to emerge. the woman behind barged ahead of me, no doubt assuming her bags were doing the same to mine.
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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 20:12 - Jun 12 with 1348 viewsLogman

Maybe there is something to be said for queuing to get onto a plane:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ggww342w8o
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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:32 - Sep 6 with 965 viewsDiscodroids

THX 1138 of pubs.

be happy.


[Post edited 6 Sep 15:33]

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:34 - Sep 6 with 932 viewsMick_S

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:32 - Sep 6 by Discodroids

THX 1138 of pubs.

be happy.


[Post edited 6 Sep 15:33]


How to kill a pub # 2

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:45 - Sep 6 with 846 viewsDiscodroids

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:34 - Sep 6 by Mick_S

How to kill a pub # 2


blows my mind mick. Khmer rouge re education camps that sell madri.

One day in the near future we can all converse via telekinesis with each other in a queue waiting to be served a conglomerate pint of soylent green.

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:52 - Sep 6 with 820 viewscolinallcars

I've previously only experienced this in Spoons but went into the Thatched House yesterday and made a beeline for the bar as I was running late.
I was on the end of a lengthy diatribe from an elderly bloke about my age, who I then realised was in a queue.
He was incenced, I said I'd been coming in here for about 50 years, but he would not relent.
Surely he could've remembered pub etiquette as was ?
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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:55 - Sep 6 with 804 viewsDiscodroids

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:52 - Sep 6 by colinallcars

I've previously only experienced this in Spoons but went into the Thatched House yesterday and made a beeline for the bar as I was running late.
I was on the end of a lengthy diatribe from an elderly bloke about my age, who I then realised was in a queue.
He was incenced, I said I'd been coming in here for about 50 years, but he would not relent.
Surely he could've remembered pub etiquette as was ?


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this curtain twitching GDR show me your papers creedo that has permeated pubs in the last 18 months must be stamped out. with extreme prejudice.

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 18:34 - Sep 6 with 624 viewshantssi

I was in the Still & West in Old Portsmouth last Friday afternoon, 1 person serving, huge queue!
Walked across the road to Spice Island, plenty serving, no queue, served straight away, back across the road to join my mates!
Worth a visit on a nice sunny afternoon, few beers watching the ships come in and out.
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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 19:37 - Sep 6 with 527 viewsBlackCrowe

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 15:32 - Sep 6 by Discodroids

THX 1138 of pubs.

be happy.


[Post edited 6 Sep 15:33]


Utterly depressing

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 21:08 - Sep 6 with 424 viewsPunteR

Yeh , this is becoming a bit of an issue. Its getting worse for sure.
Had a couple of daft altercations recently.
Its happening isn't it . I was never a legit serious conspiracy theorist, just a casual one but humankind is slowly turning into robotic fkwits.

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Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 21:19 - Sep 6 with 404 viewsQPunkR

Single file Queuing.. in pubs! on 21:08 - Sep 6 by PunteR

Yeh , this is becoming a bit of an issue. Its getting worse for sure.
Had a couple of daft altercations recently.
Its happening isn't it . I was never a legit serious conspiracy theorist, just a casual one but humankind is slowly turning into robotic fkwits.


Slowly?

QPR - "shit but local"

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