Transcript from cassette tape 16:55 - Jan 22 with 1514 views | SparkfilmsTV | We are having to return you to your parent club Mm You know why don't you Yeah Have you got anything to say? Yeah What is it? I think they set you up What do you mean? I have got some nasty habits Do you mean like the one you demonstrated on Saturday? No, not that What for instance? I've got issues What kind of issues? I want to kill someone I hope you don't want to kill me No, not you I hope there is no one at this football club you want to kill No, l like it here Anyone down the road? Yeah Do you think you need help lad? Yeah Have your club given you any help? Yeah What help was that? They had me sectioned When was that? Last season Did it help? I escaped after a couple of days and went back to the training ground Were they surprised to see you? A couple of them ran away I am at a loss lad, you are a good player Yeah, but when l get the red mist l am capable of anything Yes It was me that burned down that warehouse in Stowmarket I saw that on the news And the one in Lawford You have been busy Yeah | | | | |
Transcript from cassette tape on 17:11 - Jan 22 with 1511 views | SparkfilmsTV | COLCHESTER TAXI DRIVERS IN CONVERSATION I was coming up past the football ground Yeah And there's a fella run out in front of me Yeah Waving me down like Yeah, well you are a xxxxxxx taxi Yeah l know And Well, it was about half time and the geezer was wearing the full kit and booted up like Whose kit? Well, Colchester United It could have been that patient from Severalls No not him - he's about 70 How old was this bloke then? About late twenties Yeah, go on So 'e says - get me to the xxxxxxx railway station as soon as you can Was he carrying anything? He had a bag Yeah So he gets in and says he was playing and got taken off Yeah And he is cutting his loan short What xxxxxxx loan is he talking about? xxxxxx if l know What, like a bank loan or something? I dunno mate, but I'll tell you what What? He said the Manager who took him off is a xxxx | | | |
Transcript from cassette tape on 17:37 - Jan 22 with 1497 views | SparkfilmsTV | COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS IN CONVERSATION You had a good game for a fella on two hours sleep Aye, 'twas a good job their keeper xxxxxxx went to sleep when you put the cross over Not just the keeper, the left back seemed distracted by something I know that xxxx 'e used ta play in same league as me Wot, the xxxxxxx Sunday league Naye, the xxxxxxx Highland League Why do they call it that? Cos it's xxxxxxx high up Wot, like mountains 'an that Yo Wot you doin tonight, bet you're 'aving a good kip Naye, I'm going to watch Cat Genetica Cat xxxxxxx wot? Cat Genetica I ain't bin to the pictures for ages It ain't no xxxxxxx film Wot is it then? A band Wot, like the marching band at Layer Road? Naye, a xxxxxxx full on floor show 'an the full xxxxxxx works Oh Why don't yae come? Do you think the boss would mind? Naye, he couldn't give a xxxx what ya do on Saturday night Did you pick up your programme? Naye They spelt my name wrong How do yae know that, you can't xxxxxxx spell I can spell me name Look at that xxxx, on the wrong side of the xxxxxxx road Mm Did you see their Manager throw a bucket of xxxxxxx water over their number 4? Wot, the ginger one? Aye Na, missed that The xxxx kicked me on the right calf in the first fifteen minutes Oh I said to the xxxx if you xxxxxxx do that again I'll finish yer career 'an yer xxxxxxx married life He was quiet 'E xxxxxxx was after l spoke to 'im - took xxxx all notice of the ref [Post edited 22 Jan 19:11]
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Transcript from cassette tape on 18:09 - Jan 23 with 1396 views | SparkfilmsTV | COLCHESTER FOOTBALLER DAMAGES PROPERTY xxxx me - what's happened in here? I've bin practising Practising xxxxxxx wot, smashing your girlfriend's flat up? I bin tryin to do those body flips you do when you score Why? If l score l wanna do one How are you gonna score? I dunno What time does she get back? About half five Let me see if the Tele is working We only got it last week It's xxxxed She's gonna go apeship The xxxxxxx stereo is xxxxed as well - why didn't you stop? I got carried away I dunno what we can do mate I got carried away 'cos the boss said l can take the free kicks from the right on Tuesday night and one may go in Go in where? In the goal like Dream on, you don't know where the xxxxxxx goal is I nearly scored Saturday I didn't nearly score, l did score Yeah you did bro xxxx me, you've xxxxxxx smashed up the kitchen as well Have l? Have you been practising all over the flat? Not just the flat, in the launderette too. Where's the budgie? I dunno Looks like you've broken the cage too Do you think it's got out? Well, it ain't in there She thinks more of the budgie than she thinks of me Well, we better find the xxxxxxx thing Shall l look out of the window? Yeah Oh, there it is - sitting on that car You better go down there and call it or something What should l call? Just call it's xxxxxxx name | | | |
Transcript from cassette tape on 18:34 - Jan 23 with 1391 views | SparkfilmsTV | I got it, l got it Got what? The budgie Thank xxxx What shall l do with it? Well, try putting back in the cage Ok You'll have to make something up mate Like what? Say a Cardiff fan broke into the flat Mm She might go for that Yeah, she might, she knows they don't like me Put the kettle on and do me a coffee, that is if the xxxxxxx thing is still working I dunno how to make coffee, she does all that All that? There's xxxx all to it Show me, will yer 'cause she thinks l can do stuff but as l get tired due to my running around 'an that and she does fings for me You put water in the kettle first, like this I ain't done that before How old are you? Nineteen l think You think, don't you xxxxxxx know? I don't like numbers 'an that xxxx me, you better tell Ipswich Town you can't make a cup of coffee and they might have second thoughts They won't ask me to make coffee will they? Do you think they are still interested in me? I dunno mate They were watching me again on Saturday Well you need to xxxxxxx sharpen up Yeah How many sugars do you take? Five xxxxxxx five? You will have to do with one like me [Post edited 24 Jan 6:02]
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Transcript from cassette tape on 18:56 - Jan 23 with 1380 views | SparkfilmsTV | COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYER FOUND ASLEEP IN CHANGING ROOM Hey, wake up mate Had a late one How late? All xxxxxxx night late How come? East Hill East Hill? Yeah What goes on down East Hill on a Friday night? Every xxxxxxx thing I ain't heard about none of that Card school Card school? Yeah and women Women? Yeah How did you get on? I xxxxxxx spxxxed all me xxxxxxx wages 'an me xxxxxxx bonus xxxx me, l dunno what to say Ain't xxxx all anyone can say You look xxxxed Yeah, there was an orgy too A xxxxxxx orgy? Yeah How many? Too many to count xxxxxxx hell mate, how you gonna play? I dunno | | | |
Transcript from cassette tape on 15:11 - Jan 24 with 1337 views | SparkfilmsTV | GRAPHIC WAREHOUSE PA / Trips to London What do you think I've got here? A two hour boob job by the look of it, not that you need one Look Close the door, in fact you had better lock it Well? How much is in there? Twenty three grand I'll get in put in the safe Have l been a good girl? Yes and No When are we going up the smoke again? Friday Where are we going? Not far from Liverpool Street To the photography studio? No Where? To see Bob He scares me And me The way he bangs his fist on the table Yeah He knocked the coffee over Yeah I thought you were helping Colchester United I am Not Oxford United? No That woman looked at me funny Yeah Who is she? Bob's daughter Does she work there? On occasion What does she do? It's more like what she pretends to do Where has Bob's lovely pot plant gone? Out of the window What are those black things hanging down his shirt? Braces Oh, can't he drive then? Not sure, why? Billy drives him everywhere Yeah I'm going to get a bag of quavers, do you want anything? No thanks [Post edited 24 Jan 15:13]
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