| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? 09:29 - Sep 12 with 19325 views | Konk |
Fulham v Arsenal is the 12:30 kick-off today, meaning that if we win, we will go top of the table. Win heavily and we will probably still be top of the table by the end of the weekend. If we then continue that form and win all our remaining matches heavily, we will probably have been top of the table for the entire duration of the season. Remarkable.
Has any team ever achieved this before? Hopefully Scott Parker will see this, print it off and let it form the basis of his team talk. Fulham FC -The Untoppables 2020/21. Sod's law that grounds are closed when this happens. Even so, I couldn't be prouder. I'm starting fundraising to get a statue of Kenny Tete for the pavement outside the Chancellors. COYW. |  |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 11:48 - Sep 14 with 3137 views | E1Hoop |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 10:21 - Sep 14 by Konk |
Well, that's the unbeaten record gone, then. It had to go sometime, and now that monkey's off our back, we can just concentrate on trying to win the remaining games. It's all to play for.
A back four that wasn't great in the Championship wasn't filling me with too much confidence before the game, but I think Parker was right to stick with that defence rather than rush in players who've signed a couple of days before the game. It did rather starkly demonstrate that we need at least one, and preferably two really decent CBs in before the window shuts. Once my new favourite player that I've never seen before, Kenny Tete, is in the side, we will be unbeatable, though.
As for Parker's comments - I don't really have a problem with that - just being brutally honest, and I'm sure the players have figured it out themselves. We weren't a very good side last season, so, depressing as it is, I think the club would see 17th place this year as a decent achievement. Three cheers for modern football.
FULFORCE - Yeah, I'm not really sure what that's all about. I think our marketing team might be FULOFSHITIDEAS. |
“Preferably two decent centre backs.”
A return for the mighty Dan Burn? |  | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 17:50 - Sep 14 with 2990 views | Noelmc |
All 3 teams up from the Championship struggled defensively at the weekend. Ten goals conceded between the 3 of them. |  | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 18:05 - Sep 14 with 2960 views | ted_hendrix |
Our first away game at WHL after the play off final and we were pulled apart defensively, sat there thinking jeez this is gonna be a long, long hard season, got beat 4-0.
It was a long, long hard season and I do not miss the Prem one Iota.
The euphoria of Bobby Zamora day was soon a fast fading distant memory,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, |  |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:03 - Sep 30 with 2684 views | Konk |
Right, I'm beginning to think that we might not win the league this season after all. Something's not quite clicking. I can't put my finger on what's gone wrong so far, but you'd think that with more or less the same defence that conceded only 81 goals last time we were in the PL, we'd at least be solid at the back.
Some of our fans are suggesting that a big part of the problem might be having a part-time DOF, based in the States, with no background in football, identifying and approving all signings using an analytics model he and his mates have established as part of an IT project at college. But I have absolute faith in Tony Khan - he never leaves signings to the last minute, we always address the obvious shortcomings in personnel and he always learns from his mistakes. We were so well prepared last season, that we managed to sign Hector just after the August deadline and then pay him to train with us until the window reopened again. That's forward planning.
On the good news front, at least the grounds are shut.
PS. Big Dan Burn all the way! | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:06 - Sep 30 with 2678 views | Mick_S |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:03 - Sep 30 by Konk |
Right, I'm beginning to think that we might not win the league this season after all. Something's not quite clicking. I can't put my finger on what's gone wrong so far, but you'd think that with more or less the same defence that conceded only 81 goals last time we were in the PL, we'd at least be solid at the back.
Some of our fans are suggesting that a big part of the problem might be having a part-time DOF, based in the States, with no background in football, identifying and approving all signings using an analytics model he and his mates have established as part of an IT project at college. But I have absolute faith in Tony Khan - he never leaves signings to the last minute, we always address the obvious shortcomings in personnel and he always learns from his mistakes. We were so well prepared last season, that we managed to sign Hector just after the August deadline and then pay him to train with us until the window reopened again. That's forward planning.
On the good news front, at least the grounds are shut.
PS. Big Dan Burn all the way! |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:11 - Sep 30 with 2656 views | TheChef |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:03 - Sep 30 by Konk |
Right, I'm beginning to think that we might not win the league this season after all. Something's not quite clicking. I can't put my finger on what's gone wrong so far, but you'd think that with more or less the same defence that conceded only 81 goals last time we were in the PL, we'd at least be solid at the back.
Some of our fans are suggesting that a big part of the problem might be having a part-time DOF, based in the States, with no background in football, identifying and approving all signings using an analytics model he and his mates have established as part of an IT project at college. But I have absolute faith in Tony Khan - he never leaves signings to the last minute, we always address the obvious shortcomings in personnel and he always learns from his mistakes. We were so well prepared last season, that we managed to sign Hector just after the August deadline and then pay him to train with us until the window reopened again. That's forward planning.
On the good news front, at least the grounds are shut.
PS. Big Dan Burn all the way! |
Pleased to see the announcement that more signings are needed, that was pretty obvious. And that strategy worked very well last time. |  |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:18 - Sep 30 with 2634 views | LongsufferingR |
Who even knows what the "right" way is anymore? Spend £100m and get relegated, spend nothing and get relegated, have a manager with a system in place that surprises people so you stay up but then get relegated the following season?
It's so sad that so soon after the joy of a promotion, you have to put up with 9 months of spankings, just like we did last time. 3 games in and Fulham and WBA have conceded 21 goals already.
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:26 - Sep 30 with 2602 views | Konk |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:06 - Sep 30 by Mick_S |
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Yeah, big Mike is looking right at home in our defence this season.
I'm going with a Capricorn One/faked Moon landings approach to this season. When we finish with 2 points and a GD of -108, I'm gonna be all over social media claiming the whole season was faked. Covid-19 is a big fat lie used as an excuse to shut the grounds, so they could televise our weekly tonkings without any witnesses in the ground to go public about what was actually happening; which is that when you see 'Fulham' looking hopelessly out of their depth and/or a bit dogshi t, it's actually a load of actors who support Brentford running round with masks on, pretending to be Tim Ream, Tom Cairney etc.
The whole Covid thing is being controlled by Matthew Benham, Dean Gaffney and the Mayor of Staines. They threw the match at Wembley so that we could get promoted and then humiliated. Ask yourself why the best team in world football lost to Fulham in the play-offs? Why was their keeper stretching his legs on Wembley Way when Joe Bryan scored his free-kick from 40 yards? This is all massively fu cking plausible, btw. | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:31 - Sep 30 with 2574 views | DWQPR |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:26 - Sep 30 by Konk |
Yeah, big Mike is looking right at home in our defence this season.
I'm going with a Capricorn One/faked Moon landings approach to this season. When we finish with 2 points and a GD of -108, I'm gonna be all over social media claiming the whole season was faked. Covid-19 is a big fat lie used as an excuse to shut the grounds, so they could televise our weekly tonkings without any witnesses in the ground to go public about what was actually happening; which is that when you see 'Fulham' looking hopelessly out of their depth and/or a bit dogshi t, it's actually a load of actors who support Brentford running round with masks on, pretending to be Tim Ream, Tom Cairney etc.
The whole Covid thing is being controlled by Matthew Benham, Dean Gaffney and the Mayor of Staines. They threw the match at Wembley so that we could get promoted and then humiliated. Ask yourself why the best team in world football lost to Fulham in the play-offs? Why was their keeper stretching his legs on Wembley Way when Joe Bryan scored his free-kick from 40 yards? This is all massively fu cking plausible, btw. |
Good point well made Konk. Was the demolition of the Riverside stand and replace it with a permanent building site covered in tarpaulin also part of the strategy to put off weekend strollers down the towpath from peering over the gates to have a sneeky glimpse of what was going on beyond? | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:37 - Sep 30 with 2563 views | TheChef |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:26 - Sep 30 by Konk |
Yeah, big Mike is looking right at home in our defence this season.
I'm going with a Capricorn One/faked Moon landings approach to this season. When we finish with 2 points and a GD of -108, I'm gonna be all over social media claiming the whole season was faked. Covid-19 is a big fat lie used as an excuse to shut the grounds, so they could televise our weekly tonkings without any witnesses in the ground to go public about what was actually happening; which is that when you see 'Fulham' looking hopelessly out of their depth and/or a bit dogshi t, it's actually a load of actors who support Brentford running round with masks on, pretending to be Tim Ream, Tom Cairney etc.
The whole Covid thing is being controlled by Matthew Benham, Dean Gaffney and the Mayor of Staines. They threw the match at Wembley so that we could get promoted and then humiliated. Ask yourself why the best team in world football lost to Fulham in the play-offs? Why was their keeper stretching his legs on Wembley Way when Joe Bryan scored his free-kick from 40 yards? This is all massively fu cking plausible, btw. |
Never mind eh, doesn't Scott Parker look gorgeous in his blazer and grey slacks combo? | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:50 - Sep 30 with 2483 views | francisbowles |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:37 - Sep 30 by TheChef |
Never mind eh, doesn't Scott Parker look gorgeous in his blazer and grey slacks combo? |
I've heard a rumour, from within the club, that discussions are going on with Eddie Howe. | | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:53 - Sep 30 with 2475 views | LongsufferingR |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:50 - Sep 30 by francisbowles |
I've heard a rumour, from within the club, that discussions are going on with Eddie Howe. |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:59 - Sep 30 with 2466 views | Konk |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:31 - Sep 30 by DWQPR |
Good point well made Konk. Was the demolition of the Riverside stand and replace it with a permanent building site covered in tarpaulin also part of the strategy to put off weekend strollers down the towpath from peering over the gates to have a sneeky glimpse of what was going on beyond? |
I'm not quite sure why they've demolished the Riverside, but it's definitely all part of some conspiracy and whatever the reason behind it, it's probably to keep the public away.
Eddie Howe - I'm not Parker's biggest fan, but anyone would be screwed with our current DOF/recruitment model, so I feel quite sorry for Parker. Literally the only positive that Tony Khan brings to the job is that his Dad is a multi-billionaire who's prepared to finance his son's football project, so we get a new stand out of it and shouldn't go bust whilst he's around. He wouldn't have got an interview for a DOF role at any club in world football if his Dad wasn't worth billions. Parker publicly having a pop at Khan for his comments on Monday, and also some pops at transfer policy/activity, aren't going to be doing much for his chances of hanging about as we get stuffed every week, but I respect him for speaking up. | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:09 - Sep 30 with 2437 views | LythamR |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:59 - Sep 30 by Konk |
I'm not quite sure why they've demolished the Riverside, but it's definitely all part of some conspiracy and whatever the reason behind it, it's probably to keep the public away.
Eddie Howe - I'm not Parker's biggest fan, but anyone would be screwed with our current DOF/recruitment model, so I feel quite sorry for Parker. Literally the only positive that Tony Khan brings to the job is that his Dad is a multi-billionaire who's prepared to finance his son's football project, so we get a new stand out of it and shouldn't go bust whilst he's around. He wouldn't have got an interview for a DOF role at any club in world football if his Dad wasn't worth billions. Parker publicly having a pop at Khan for his comments on Monday, and also some pops at transfer policy/activity, aren't going to be doing much for his chances of hanging about as we get stuffed every week, but I respect him for speaking up. |
If you can hold on to Parker for another month Wayne Rooney may well be available! |  | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:10 - Sep 30 with 2435 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:59 - Sep 30 by Konk |
I'm not quite sure why they've demolished the Riverside, but it's definitely all part of some conspiracy and whatever the reason behind it, it's probably to keep the public away.
Eddie Howe - I'm not Parker's biggest fan, but anyone would be screwed with our current DOF/recruitment model, so I feel quite sorry for Parker. Literally the only positive that Tony Khan brings to the job is that his Dad is a multi-billionaire who's prepared to finance his son's football project, so we get a new stand out of it and shouldn't go bust whilst he's around. He wouldn't have got an interview for a DOF role at any club in world football if his Dad wasn't worth billions. Parker publicly having a pop at Khan for his comments on Monday, and also some pops at transfer policy/activity, aren't going to be doing much for his chances of hanging about as we get stuffed every week, but I respect him for speaking up. |
Sympathies, Konk. We've all been there, and it's no fun. |  |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:24 - Sep 30 with 2397 views | kensalriser |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:59 - Sep 30 by Konk |
I'm not quite sure why they've demolished the Riverside, but it's definitely all part of some conspiracy and whatever the reason behind it, it's probably to keep the public away.
Eddie Howe - I'm not Parker's biggest fan, but anyone would be screwed with our current DOF/recruitment model, so I feel quite sorry for Parker. Literally the only positive that Tony Khan brings to the job is that his Dad is a multi-billionaire who's prepared to finance his son's football project, so we get a new stand out of it and shouldn't go bust whilst he's around. He wouldn't have got an interview for a DOF role at any club in world football if his Dad wasn't worth billions. Parker publicly having a pop at Khan for his comments on Monday, and also some pops at transfer policy/activity, aren't going to be doing much for his chances of hanging about as we get stuffed every week, but I respect him for speaking up. |
Parker's on a win win here, he either keeps the job or gets the sack, a payoff, and a new gig before Christmas. |  |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:25 - Sep 30 with 2390 views | switchingcode |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 14:26 - Sep 30 by Konk |
Yeah, big Mike is looking right at home in our defence this season.
I'm going with a Capricorn One/faked Moon landings approach to this season. When we finish with 2 points and a GD of -108, I'm gonna be all over social media claiming the whole season was faked. Covid-19 is a big fat lie used as an excuse to shut the grounds, so they could televise our weekly tonkings without any witnesses in the ground to go public about what was actually happening; which is that when you see 'Fulham' looking hopelessly out of their depth and/or a bit dogshi t, it's actually a load of actors who support Brentford running round with masks on, pretending to be Tim Ream, Tom Cairney etc.
The whole Covid thing is being controlled by Matthew Benham, Dean Gaffney and the Mayor of Staines. They threw the match at Wembley so that we could get promoted and then humiliated. Ask yourself why the best team in world football lost to Fulham in the play-offs? Why was their keeper stretching his legs on Wembley Way when Joe Bryan scored his free-kick from 40 yards? This is all massively fu cking plausible, btw. |
😂Took you a while to work that out.Dampens the disappointment of Wembley when you fear we would have performed the same. | | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:27 - Sep 30 with 2384 views | ted_hendrix |
Sounds to me like Konk is suffering from major withdrawal symptoms. | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:28 - Sep 30 with 2383 views | Harbour |
Hope your form improves and you get some points on the board. If that fails you could try for improving your luck by reinstating the MJ statue! | | | |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:34 - Sep 30 with 2356 views | TheChef |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 15:53 - Sep 30 by LongsufferingR |
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When it comes to football style, look no further.
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 17:08 - Sep 30 with 2294 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:28 - Sep 30 by Harbour |
Hope your form improves and you get some points on the board. If that fails you could try for improving your luck by reinstating the MJ statue! |
Or reinstating MH? | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 17:55 - Sep 30 with 2237 views | MrSheen |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 16:34 - Sep 30 by TheChef |
When it comes to football style, look no further.
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Europe's finest...Guy Roux
Hard to look past a German Helmut
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 23:03 - Sep 30 with 2063 views | DWQPR |
| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 17:36 - Sep 30 by rsonist |
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“100% false lie”. Sounds to me then that Khan Jnr hasn’t gone to any games recently.
I really get the feeling that Konk is actually enjoying seeing his team getting stuffed in the big league. Maybe he’s hoping that FulFarceham will take Derby’s record from them.
And given young Scotty Parker’s choice of attire I look forward to seeing him wearing a three quarter length fishtail coat complete with snorkel fur lined hood and target on the back. He would then he know as a Scott Parka! | |
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| Fulham FC 2020/21 - The Untoppables? on 23:07 - Sep 30 with 2048 views | qprxtc |
They should never have sold Richard Money.
Not to Luvervetpool neither. |  | | |
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