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How much sin do you commit when you go to the football?
The blokes in Iran believe your fragile little eyes cannot handle the insatiable lust generated by gazing at a football player. So women have taken to wearing beards in order to gain entry to games.
‘Meanwhile, Iran's prosecutor-general, Hojjat-ol Eslam Mohammad Jafar Montazeri, criticised Fifa for demanding that Tehran allow women in stadiums to watch men's games.
"When a woman goes to the stadium and sees half-naked men in sports clothing, sin is committed," said Montazeri.’
Now I could sort of understand if all the players looked like Llorente who is obviously cowing lush even though I’m definitely not gay. I’m sure lots of sin was committed when he was around.
But how much sin do you commit on average when watching our current crop?