QPR's worst ever player 11:38 - Feb 16 with 30021 views | Northernr | FourFourTwo have asked us to narrow this down to just one and write a bit about him. Who we going with? | ![](/images/avatars/1005.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:40 - Feb 16 with 9760 views | BrianMcCarthy | Mark Hately. Easy. | ![](/images/avatars/1570.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:41 - Feb 16 with 9753 views | toboboly | Bastards. A fairly Sisyphean task for you there. I'll add Rehman, Ikeme, Matt Hill, Jason Jarrett, Malcolm, Chris Barker, Maiga, the guy with bright yellow shoes from Watford. | ![](/images/avatars/1828.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:47 - Feb 16 with 9726 views | paulparker |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:41 - Feb 16 by toboboly | Bastards. A fairly Sisyphean task for you there. I'll add Rehman, Ikeme, Matt Hill, Jason Jarrett, Malcolm, Chris Barker, Maiga, the guy with bright yellow shoes from Watford. |
at least most of them tried you have to go with Caulker , 8 million pounds fee , 40 large a week and for what return ? the bloke is a waste of oxygen | ![](/images/avatars/8151.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:49 - Feb 16 with 9715 views | Pommyhoop |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:47 - Feb 16 by paulparker | at least most of them tried you have to go with Caulker , 8 million pounds fee , 40 large a week and for what return ? the bloke is a waste of oxygen |
Rio Ferdinand has got to be in with a shout.. | ![](/images/avatars/7010.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:49 - Feb 16 with 9716 views | SydneyRs | Dominic Iorfa has to be the most totally inept player I have seen with us. No ability whatsoever, just a lot of pace. Should have been a sprinter, but probably would have fallen over. Gus Caesar was atrocious, but was only a loan so maybe doesn't count. [Post edited 16 Feb 2017 11:50]
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:52 - Feb 16 with 9698 views | BathRanger | Presumably have to qualify it to a certain extent? For example: - not players loaned in - only players who made more than just one or two appearances etc | ![](/images/avatars/1407.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:57 - Feb 16 with 9677 views | WrightUp5hit___ | Guidelines required, is this categorised for waste of money / failure to perform / failing to meet expectations. Hateley / Bosingwa / Samba Or sheer ineptitude with a football? Iorfa et al | ![](/images/avatars/1281.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:57 - Feb 16 with 9676 views | MrSheen |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:40 - Feb 16 by BrianMcCarthy | Mark Hately. Easy. |
Not that easy if you put him up against Vinnie Jones, but still wins by a short head. First of the "you're lucky to have me" squad that have leeched so much off us in the 20 years since (SWP, Bosingwa, Remy, Julio Cesar, Caulker, etc etc). I'd rather watch honest incompetence (Rehman, Santos, Curtis...). I wouldn't be so hard on Rio, Anton was worse. Worst loanee, Robert Taylor, even worse than Bob Malcolm. | ![](/images/avatars/1288.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
QPR's worst ever player on 11:58 - Feb 16 with 9672 views | MoonshineSteve | Phtah! Impossible and subjective. Ernie Howe? Made a living from the game, was an injury away from playing for us at Wembley in 82. Gus Caesar? Good section in Nick Hornby's book about how good Caesar actually was. Jose Bosingwa? Obviously a good player but completely ineffective while with us. Vinnie Jones? No footballer perhaps but a good leader and destroyer. International captain. Mark Hatley? Was a very good player (remember being pleased when we signed him) but wasn't by the time he played for us. Michael Robinson? My personal unfavourite but a good record in the game. I need parameters to opine within. [Post edited 16 Feb 2017 11:59]
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QPR's worst ever player on 11:59 - Feb 16 with 9659 views | HAYESBOY | This include loans? | ![](/images/avatars/1477.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 12:00 - Feb 16 with 9651 views | daveB |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:49 - Feb 16 by Pommyhoop | Rio Ferdinand has got to be in with a shout.. |
in defence of him, his wife was very ill and died during his year with us so football wasn't top of his agenda which is why he hardly played for us | ![](/images/avatars/1922.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:00 - Feb 16 with 9650 views | LongsufferingR | Ademola Bankole | ![](/images/avatars/19217.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:00 - Feb 16 with 9644 views | ichbinnaughty |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:40 - Feb 16 by BrianMcCarthy | Mark Hately. Easy. |
Harsh Bri. You can't deny his time with us was terrible; but two severely broken noses in quick succession didn't do him any favours. There's definitely worse. | ![](/images/avatars/7379.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:01 - Feb 16 with 9639 views | daveB | John Curtis or Armel Tchanoute for me | ![](/images/avatars/1922.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:01 - Feb 16 with 9635 views | terryb | Victor Bloody Mobley or Brian Williams. Mobley is certainly the biggest disappointment, but it will be hard (impossible?) to find anyone worse than Mr Williams. At least for us older people! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:03 - Feb 16 with 9624 views | loftinoz |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:58 - Feb 16 by MoonshineSteve | Phtah! Impossible and subjective. Ernie Howe? Made a living from the game, was an injury away from playing for us at Wembley in 82. Gus Caesar? Good section in Nick Hornby's book about how good Caesar actually was. Jose Bosingwa? Obviously a good player but completely ineffective while with us. Vinnie Jones? No footballer perhaps but a good leader and destroyer. International captain. Mark Hatley? Was a very good player (remember being pleased when we signed him) but wasn't by the time he played for us. Michael Robinson? My personal unfavourite but a good record in the game. I need parameters to opine within. [Post edited 16 Feb 2017 11:59]
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I would excuse Michael Robinson after his goal at C***sea in the milk cup. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:05 - Feb 16 with 9612 views | QPR_John | Gus Caesar by a country mile | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:05 - Feb 16 with 9609 views | ichbinnaughty |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:00 - Feb 16 by ichbinnaughty | Harsh Bri. You can't deny his time with us was terrible; but two severely broken noses in quick succession didn't do him any favours. There's definitely worse. |
Bosingwa HAS to be up there. He should be f g ashamed of his time here, the fkg vvanker. SWP for refusing to fck off on the multiple opportunities he was offered. Horrible. Stuart Wardley, despite having that crazy goal scoring season, was an awful player. Clearly a sunday league player 'living the dream' for one season - and credit where it's due he did have a tremendous season. But you could clearly see what a donkey he was. Zesh Rehman - I never, ever, EVER felt 'safe' when he played. Dreadful defender. Christ, it could be a loooooong list, I'm going to stop. | ![](/images/avatars/7379.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:08 - Feb 16 with 9599 views | headhoops | Ned Zelic Matthew Brazier Lee Charles Ji Sung Park Chris Kiwomya Alan Brazil we can get a list as long as the yellow pages....... | ![](/images/avatars/3918.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 12:08 - Feb 16 with 9599 views | Northernr |
QPR's worst ever player on 11:47 - Feb 16 by paulparker | at least most of them tried you have to go with Caulker , 8 million pounds fee , 40 large a week and for what return ? the bloke is a waste of oxygen |
Worst ever player? Steven Caulker? Have a word come on. | ![](/images/avatars/1005.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:10 - Feb 16 with 9583 views | Northernr | Hateley and Bosingwa so far. I mean we've obviously had far worse ability wise, but the context around them... | ![](/images/avatars/1005.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:10 - Feb 16 with 9578 views | Rs_Holy | Shaun Wrong Phillips for me! We've had some dross over the years but I dont think any of them have bled the club dry anywhere near the levels that the wee man did? An extortionately lucrative contract spread over an incredibly long period of time. He must have made millions and millions out of QPR and gave the club one scuffed shot at chelsea. | ![](/images/avatars/3053.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:16 - Feb 16 with 9553 views | 2Thomas2Bowles | Only 3 games but Warren Barton England player as well WTF [Post edited 16 Feb 2017 12:16]
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QPR's worst ever player on 12:16 - Feb 16 with 9552 views | 18StoneOfHoop | The winger who couldn't cross Headless Tony Scully.. Brett Angell 8 apps (5 as sub) 0 goals retired after that pathetic stint. .. and the full-back who couldn't tackle,run,head or cross, the loser / winner Christer Warren BTW Clive North I've been in touch in the past with former 4-4-2 Editors to see if they could dig-out from the archives a superb feature about the Scum,Hoops and Bees West London pecking order very accurately entitled "They hate us but we don't care" I think it was published around the turn of the Millennium but haven't got a scooby really.If you're matey with the current 4-4-2 ed. maybe you could mention it in passing. | ![](/images/avatars/1352.gif) |
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QPR's worst ever player on 12:19 - Feb 16 with 9523 views | R_from_afar |
QPR's worst ever player on 12:10 - Feb 16 by Rs_Holy | Shaun Wrong Phillips for me! We've had some dross over the years but I dont think any of them have bled the club dry anywhere near the levels that the wee man did? An extortionately lucrative contract spread over an incredibly long period of time. He must have made millions and millions out of QPR and gave the club one scuffed shot at chelsea. |
This is a really tough question but I do think you have to factor in the cost of the player and their attitude, not just their ability (or lack of it). When I take into account all three things, SWP wins hands down for me: - One of our most expensive players - ever - Very few decent performances - Hugely overstayed his welcome and hung around long after it was clear he was finished at QPR (did he ever "start" at Rangers?), spurning offers to go and get a game elsewhere. Congratulations, Shaun RFA | ![](/images/avatars/5145.gif) |
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