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Clarkson being unfunny again. 18:17 - Jul 20 with 9403 viewsJackfath

Prize clown who I hope never ever works again. I look forward to his fanboys saying "it's banter mun".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3168084/Jeremy-Clarkson-pokes-fun-u

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:54 - Jul 22 with 1951 viewsHumpty

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:49 - Jul 22 by Humpty

It's not particularly offensive. It's just so f*cking childish.

He just says some deliberately offensive things knowing that his army of fans will piss themselves laughing at at someone saying offensive things.

Slope

"Haa haa haa! . He's calling that chinky bloke on a bridge a slope. Haa Haa Haaa. That's brilliant that is is."

F*dgepacker.

"Haaa haaa haa. That's brilliant that is! He called the gays fudgepackers. Haaaahaa haaa. Brilliant. He's called the gays fudgepackers! Brilliant!"

N*gger.

"Haaa haaa haaaa! He nearly said n*gger. Deliberately! He's f*cking brilliant isn't he? He's so anti establishment he just doesn't care!"

I don't hate Jeremy Clarkson. He's doing his shtick to make money. I f*cking hate the moronic idiots who like him. People who think some rich chap saying the most racist and homophobic things he can get away with without actually stepping over the line is the most amusing form of comedy there is.


Sorry. Correction. I do hate Jeremy Clarkson but I hate his fans more than him.
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:56 - Jul 22 with 1948 viewsHumpty

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:52 - Jul 22 by perchrockjack

This is a first but it looks like humpty and I are in total agreement.

I shall have a swim in our local river to cleanse myself


We can swim together Perch. And enjoy the moment. It will be very special.
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 12:09 - Jul 22 with 1926 viewsperchrockjack

lol
You really wouldn't want to spend much time in the Irish Sea. Its too cold.

I shall be down for the Newcastle game and will be going to some old Gower haunts

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 13:22 - Jul 22 with 1871 viewsdickythorpe

When Chris Evans takes over I wonder how long it will be before he gets involved in some controversy?........

Isnt all this "fudgepacker" stuff scripted or quite deliberate for getting into the public eye?
I mean look at us on here we are talking about it and some getting their knickers into a terrible twist over a man I and others couldnt care less about!!!!
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 14:54 - Jul 22 with 1834 viewsskippyjack

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 13:22 - Jul 22 by dickythorpe

When Chris Evans takes over I wonder how long it will be before he gets involved in some controversy?........

Isnt all this "fudgepacker" stuff scripted or quite deliberate for getting into the public eye?
I mean look at us on here we are talking about it and some getting their knickers into a terrible twist over a man I and others couldnt care less about!!!!


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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 15:11 - Jul 22 with 1826 viewsItchySphincter

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:49 - Jul 22 by Humpty

It's not particularly offensive. It's just so f*cking childish.

He just says some deliberately offensive things knowing that his army of fans will piss themselves laughing at at someone saying offensive things.

Slope

"Haa haa haa! . He's calling that chinky bloke on a bridge a slope. Haa Haa Haaa. That's brilliant that is is."

F*dgepacker.

"Haaa haaa haa. That's brilliant that is! He called the gays fudgepackers. Haaaahaa haaa. Brilliant. He's called the gays fudgepackers! Brilliant!"

N*gger.

"Haaa haaa haaaa! He nearly said n*gger. Deliberately! He's f*cking brilliant isn't he? He's so anti establishment he just doesn't care!"

I don't hate Jeremy Clarkson. He's doing his shtick to make money. I f*cking hate the moronic idiots who like him. People who think some rich chap saying the most racist and homophobic things he can get away with without actually stepping over the line is the most amusing form of comedy there is.


You need to get some fresh air.

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:01 - Jul 22 with 1806 viewsjackrabbit

Homo's have always been the butt of jokes and have always been described in colourful terms: bent as a butcher's 'ook, Nancy boy, shirt lifter, poofdah etc etc. None of these terms would be used by most people to directly insult an homosexual, but they might as well know that that is what is happening behind the scenes. C'est la vie - it comes with the lifestyle. And as long as there is still freedom of expression in this country - something Leftie control freaks would love to close down - then homos will continue to be the butt of jokes.

I'm not a fan of Top Gear - cars are functional, end of. And as a result, I'm not a fan of Clarkson. But he made a funny reference - a vulgar double entendre, - something Brits are famous for. From saucy postcards to the Carry On films.
In the words of Catherine Tate's Nan character, " feckin' chill out"!
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:14 - Jul 22 with 1796 viewslondonlisa2001

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:01 - Jul 22 by jackrabbit

Homo's have always been the butt of jokes and have always been described in colourful terms: bent as a butcher's 'ook, Nancy boy, shirt lifter, poofdah etc etc. None of these terms would be used by most people to directly insult an homosexual, but they might as well know that that is what is happening behind the scenes. C'est la vie - it comes with the lifestyle. And as long as there is still freedom of expression in this country - something Leftie control freaks would love to close down - then homos will continue to be the butt of jokes.

I'm not a fan of Top Gear - cars are functional, end of. And as a result, I'm not a fan of Clarkson. But he made a funny reference - a vulgar double entendre, - something Brits are famous for. From saucy postcards to the Carry On films.
In the words of Catherine Tate's Nan character, " feckin' chill out"!


Behind the scenes they probably have a good laugh at people that don't know how to use apostrophes as well, so perhaps it evens out?
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:20 - Jul 22 with 1790 viewsjack247

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:19 - Jul 22 by Humpty

Anyone who thinks Clarkson and Al Murray are doing the same thing obviously doesn't get what either are trying to do.


Look at it again. Both play the role of racist bigot and do it very well. The difference is Murray does it in the most onviously tongue in cheek way, so people laugh at, rather than with the character he has created. Clarkson does it in a far less overt way in order to keep himself in the public eye. No one can get outraged by Murray, people can by Clarkson because many will believe he is not acting. Outraging people and then sticking two fingers up at them is what has kept him relevant and made him millions.
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:29 - Jul 22 with 1787 viewsjackrabbit

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:14 - Jul 22 by londonlisa2001

Behind the scenes they probably have a good laugh at people that don't know how to use apostrophes as well, so perhaps it evens out?


Lisa you are my very favourite smartarse. I assume you are making reference to "homo's"? Lower down you will notice I have used "homos".

Homos is one of those words that almost needs the apostrophe to break it up and soften the pronunciation, otherwise it can read like houmos - the Greek dip, and very nice too- with a hard final s. (Would sound like hom-moss).

So to be honest, I wasn't sure whether to use the apostrophe or not, and chickened out by using both forms. Trust that explanation satisfies your stringent grammatical standards? Xx
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 18:02 - Jul 22 with 1767 viewslondonlisa2001

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:29 - Jul 22 by jackrabbit

Lisa you are my very favourite smartarse. I assume you are making reference to "homo's"? Lower down you will notice I have used "homos".

Homos is one of those words that almost needs the apostrophe to break it up and soften the pronunciation, otherwise it can read like houmos - the Greek dip, and very nice too- with a hard final s. (Would sound like hom-moss).

So to be honest, I wasn't sure whether to use the apostrophe or not, and chickened out by using both forms. Trust that explanation satisfies your stringent grammatical standards? Xx


Thank you :-)

Although on the grammar front I pale compared to Warwick of course!!

And perhaps the similarity between the two words explain why they are both apparently very popular in Greece!
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 18:04 - Jul 22 with 1763 viewsjackrabbit

Oops, better quickly correct this or Lisa'll be on my case: houmos is more usually spelt "hummus" but it illustrates the hard final s that I was talking about. Phew! That was close.
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 20:14 - Jul 22 with 1726 viewsjackrabbit

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 18:02 - Jul 22 by londonlisa2001

Thank you :-)

Although on the grammar front I pale compared to Warwick of course!!

And perhaps the similarity between the two words explain why they are both apparently very popular in Greece!


Thank you Lisa.

Here's a peace offering - nothing to do with this thread but it lifted my spirits - trust it lifts yours.

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 20:20 - Jul 22 with 1720 viewsexiledclaseboy

You don't use apostrophes for plurals mun. They very thought.

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 09:17 - Jul 23 with 1673 viewsperchrockjack

At least systax is free from such abuse ,from most anyway..
Warwick has been quiet of late and I worry about him

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 09:49 - Jul 23 with 1662 viewsCurcubita_Ultra

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 18:02 - Jul 22 by londonlisa2001

Thank you :-)

Although on the grammar front I pale compared to Warwick of course!!

And perhaps the similarity between the two words explain why they are both apparently very popular in Greece!


"on the grammar front I pale compared to Warwick of course!!"

Understandably so. He's probably banged a lot more of them than you have...
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:26 - Jul 23 with 1641 viewsItchySphincter

I doubt even the fudge packers are offended by Clarkson.

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 11:46 - Jul 23 with 1626 viewsskippyjack

This is one of Clarksons low key insults.. a nothing one.

He could've drove around vietnam with an american flag, american bike with speakers belting out.. 'born in the usa, I was born in the usa'

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 14:51 - Jul 23 with 1586 viewsMarryGonk

Offense is not given, it's taken.

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 16:53 - Jul 23 with 1557 viewsperchrockjack

What, Warwick a fudge banger? I want to see this

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:04 - Jul 23 with 1549 viewsCurcubita_Ultra

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 16:53 - Jul 23 by perchrockjack

What, Warwick a fudge banger? I want to see this


Grammar/Grandma .....Ah never mind, tough crowd... ;)
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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:14 - Jul 23 with 1545 viewsmonmouth

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:04 - Jul 23 by Curcubita_Ultra

Grammar/Grandma .....Ah never mind, tough crowd... ;)


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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:18 - Jul 23 with 1542 viewsperchrockjack

mon.

Any comment on that "offense". That seems to have slipped the filter.

We ve had a lovely day out in Wales now don't fookn spoil it.

Still, looking for ticket for NEWCASTLE game, so can yer help like

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:24 - Jul 23 with 1530 viewsmonmouth

Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:18 - Jul 23 by perchrockjack

mon.

Any comment on that "offense". That seems to have slipped the filter.

We ve had a lovely day out in Wales now don't fookn spoil it.

Still, looking for ticket for NEWCASTLE game, so can yer help like


Well I could give you mine.

I'm not going to mind. I'm sure you'll get one though. Will you be frequenting the Queens?

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Clarkson being unfunny again. on 17:30 - Jul 23 with 1524 viewsperchrockjack

If I cant get wife one, then doubt it as I ll go to the Alma where they understand me.

Queens is fine for food when we go with Swansea jill and meet with the seals but the woman licensee needs some inter personal skill training, not that I d give her any.

peace

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