The Elephant in the Room - Lampard 16:22 - Dec 18 with 3134 views | WokingR | Is everyone as uncomfortable as I am with the suggestion that Fat Frank will come and join Uncle Harry in January? He's not a bad player and could certainly do a job of filling in for Adel for a few weeks while he is away on ACON duty however it is hard to like him. It's not just the Chelsea thing either. I think my daughter summed it up last night in telling me "he's just so gay dad" I think this might even be him | ![](/images/avatars/2367.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:23 - Dec 18 with 2301 views | toboboly | Id rather he never came near Loftus Road. Same for Beckham. And Anelka. And Drogba. | ![](/images/avatars/1828.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:25 - Dec 18 with 2292 views | themodfather | well do we need anelka!?? lampard is harry's nephew so links will be made.. but we need those up for a scrap, ready to do or die and not injury prone or here for paydays! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:27 - Dec 18 with 2281 views | daveB | You have to ask why on earth would he come here for a relegation scrap when he could stay at Chelsea and still get plenty of games then get a move to France or America in the summer. | ![](/images/avatars/1922.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:29 - Dec 18 with 2268 views | TheBlob |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:27 - Dec 18 by daveB | You have to ask why on earth would he come here for a relegation scrap when he could stay at Chelsea and still get plenty of games then get a move to France or America in the summer. |
'arry's nephew innit. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:32 - Dec 18 with 2248 views | Stanisgod | Have we not had 300 threads on this already ? | ![](/images/avatars/1948.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:38 - Dec 18 with 2229 views | TacticalR |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:32 - Dec 18 by Stanisgod | Have we not had 300 threads on this already ? |
Just how many elephants can you have in one room? | ![](/images/avatars/7026.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:53 - Dec 18 with 2189 views | adhoc_qpr | Playing wise he'd be worth having, but no thanks! Don't like the bloke, Chelsea through and through and almost the personification of England's failed but entitled 'golden generation'... I can't see how any deal could work either financially or with us possibly being relegated either. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 18:24 - Dec 18 with 2104 views | WatfordR |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 16:38 - Dec 18 by TacticalR | Just how many elephants can you have in one room? |
Not many when Fat Frank's already in there | ![](/images/avatars/1911.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 18:28 - Dec 18 with 2091 views | wombat |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 18:24 - Dec 18 by WatfordR | Not many when Fat Frank's already in there |
And you think trying to get a pie at half time is bad now , wait until he turns up scoffing all the chicken Baltis | ![](/images/avatars/1321.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 19:16 - Dec 18 with 2038 views | smegma | Where does the Fat Frank come from as from where I'm standing it looks pathetically childish. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 19:30 - Dec 18 with 2016 views | Jigsore | You're starting to scare me now. Stop it. | ![](/images/avatars/7549.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 19:40 - Dec 18 with 1990 views | BazWoT | Two and half year deal, get out clause if relegated. Decent player but do we need a midfielder who scores goals? I mean, it's not like we've ever signed players from Chels*** before is it? Or he could go to Monaco. | ![](/images/avatars/1312.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:01 - Dec 18 with 1968 views | BklynRanger |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 19:30 - Dec 18 by Jigsore | You're starting to scare me now. Stop it. |
I agree with whoever made the comment about the spoilt, 'golden generation' stuff. But I ALSO, in fact, agree, about this 'fat' stuff - I've never completely got that and find it a bit embarassing to see some beered-up fella with a gut (like many of us) leaning over and screaming that he's a fat bastard. An arse-faced ponce? Yes. | ![](/images/avatars/2096.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:14 - Dec 18 with 1929 views | YorkRanger | Maybe I'm a lone voice, but if all the speculation proved true and he came to Rangers on a deal that wouldn't kill us financially then I for one would be a) very happy and b) would trust Harry's judgement. Some will remember when a certain Ray Wilkins joined Rangers and was believed to be well past his sell by date. He then played out of his skin and lifted the standards of all around him. As I say maybe I'm a lone voice..... | ![](/images/avatars/2666.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:54 - Dec 18 with 1875 views | smegma |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:14 - Dec 18 by YorkRanger | Maybe I'm a lone voice, but if all the speculation proved true and he came to Rangers on a deal that wouldn't kill us financially then I for one would be a) very happy and b) would trust Harry's judgement. Some will remember when a certain Ray Wilkins joined Rangers and was believed to be well past his sell by date. He then played out of his skin and lifted the standards of all around him. As I say maybe I'm a lone voice..... |
Well it looks like me and Brooklyn agree. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:58 - Dec 18 with 1866 views | BklynRanger |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:54 - Dec 18 by smegma | Well it looks like me and Brooklyn agree. |
Indeed it does | ![](/images/avatars/2096.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 21:51 - Dec 18 with 1812 views | BazWoT |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 20:58 - Dec 18 by BklynRanger | Indeed it does |
As did I, maybe it didn't come across that way. | ![](/images/avatars/1312.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 21:54 - Dec 18 with 1806 views | BklynRanger |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 21:51 - Dec 18 by BazWoT | As did I, maybe it didn't come across that way. |
I'll put you down as in agreement regarding the weight issue, Baz. I'm mopping up votes and I'm not even sure what for | ![](/images/avatars/2096.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 21:58 - Dec 18 with 1798 views | BazWoT |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 21:54 - Dec 18 by BklynRanger | I'll put you down as in agreement regarding the weight issue, Baz. I'm mopping up votes and I'm not even sure what for |
Wish I was as fat as Frank. Like you say. | ![](/images/avatars/1312.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 23:29 - Dec 18 with 1719 views | CiderwithRsie | Clearly not fat. But gets my goat because he scores loads of goals for the South London nazis but always seems to sky the bl**dy thing or bottle it when in on goal for England. Other way round and I'd probably be all for the bloke. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 06:39 - Dec 19 with 1646 views | MelakaRanger | Don't like him as a person and especially as a Scum player But this is backs to the wall time. If he came to us on a just 6 month deal until the end of the season he could be very useful to us, especially of we are losing Adel for the ACON. So if we get him for the second half of the season, I will bite my tongue and as long as he gives 100% - unlike Bos-'Swinger' and certain others I would be happy to see him in the Hoops | ![](/images/avatars/1307.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 07:42 - Dec 19 with 1614 views | Pommyhoop | No thanks.Cant see him taking a 6 month deal anyway.Plus I thought he was on well over 100 grand a week.Surely he wouldnt drop over half his wages even for Uncle H. | ![](/images/avatars/7010.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 09:34 - Dec 19 with 1541 views | A40Bosh | Midfielders at the club (assumed fit in January) M'Bia Diakite Faurlin Derry J S Park Dyer Adel Hoilett (His Profile says he is a striker?) SWP Granero Ephraim Ehmer Sutherland Doughty Strikers at the club (assumed fit in January) Cisse Mackie Campbell (recalled) Bothroyd (ok, technically that is what his position is) If it were Drogba coming then I could understand, but why would we even consider adding additional midfielders to an already bloated area? | ![](/images/avatars/1332.gif) |
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The Elephant in the Room - Lampard on 09:50 - Dec 19 with 1518 views | TheBlob | "Fat" Frank is a consistent and proven goalscorer,much more so than some strikers that could be mentioned.Already has got 3 in 8 league games which ain't a bad ratio. | ![](/images/avatars/1330.gif) |
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