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Chelsea mascot 10:55 - Feb 2 with 6883 viewssdm19994



However bad these players have been the past couple of years, least they’re not like this lot.

They wonder why everyone hates them.
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Chelsea mascot on 11:26 - Feb 2 with 5281 viewsLongsufferingR

Poor kid. Hope that puts him off them for life.
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Chelsea mascot on 13:18 - Feb 2 with 5038 viewsbaz_qpr

Chelsea mascot on 11:26 - Feb 2 by LongsufferingR

Poor kid. Hope that puts him off them for life.


I was mascot QPR v Chelsea in 1984 and the Chelsea kit man forgot to bring any balls for the warm up so QPR had to share theirs and there were not enough to go around for a kick about when we run out so never got a chance to score at the loft end. How times change eh!
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Chelsea mascot on 13:46 - Feb 2 with 4930 viewsDWQPR

Isn’t that their new £100million signing on a 20 year contract?

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Chelsea mascot on 13:50 - Feb 2 with 4900 viewsNorthernr

This is a real bugbear of mine generally, it's not just Chelsea.
Watch, when the cameras are in the tunnel before Premier League matches, how few of the players actually even acknowledge their mascot if they're given one. That kid is likely completely starstruck, very nervous about going out onto the pitch in front of a big crowd, would it kill you to just drop down to their level for 30 seconds and ask their name, ask what school they go to, if their parents are in the crowd, what they think the score will be, or something? It'll absolutely make their day.
Be a fcking human being about it, you're in a tremendously privileged position, that kid dreams of being you.
Alan McDonald was fcking great with me when I did it BTW.
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Chelsea mascot on 13:55 - Feb 2 with 4863 viewsSuperhoop83

John Terry walked the mascot out at Anfield on Wednesday, but he ran inside to change when he became envious of the mascot's full Chelsea kit.

Suffering since 1978.

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Chelsea mascot on 14:00 - Feb 2 with 4825 viewsMidlands_Ranger

Chelsea mascot on 13:55 - Feb 2 by Superhoop83

John Terry walked the mascot out at Anfield on Wednesday, but he ran inside to change when he became envious of the mascot's full Chelsea kit.


Us against Bolton a good few years ago, the mascot is trys playfully to pass the ball with Dean Holdsworth who returns the pass by hoofing it as hard as he could right up the other side of the pitch and turns to his team mates to share a laugh about it. The kid is just left standing on his own with all the players backs turned to him.....it says a lot about the human that does that and what a way to treat the kid! Always knew Holdsworth was a prick but that cemented it.
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Chelsea mascot on 14:25 - Feb 2 with 4688 viewsPhilmyRs

Chelsea mascot on 13:50 - Feb 2 by Northernr

This is a real bugbear of mine generally, it's not just Chelsea.
Watch, when the cameras are in the tunnel before Premier League matches, how few of the players actually even acknowledge their mascot if they're given one. That kid is likely completely starstruck, very nervous about going out onto the pitch in front of a big crowd, would it kill you to just drop down to their level for 30 seconds and ask their name, ask what school they go to, if their parents are in the crowd, what they think the score will be, or something? It'll absolutely make their day.
Be a fcking human being about it, you're in a tremendously privileged position, that kid dreams of being you.
Alan McDonald was fcking great with me when I did it BTW.


I do agree but I think psychology in football is massive now. Getting into the right head space before a game, doing the pre-planned routine of how you envisage the 90 minutes will play out, going over game plans in your head, visualising all the good things you plan to do during the match, visualising the players you're picking up on corners, where you should be for various pre-planned tactical drills. Ideally you don't want to break away from that to check-in on others. You need to be selfish and focused, the best are. That all said, I'd definitely take 30 seconds to chat, but I'm old school.
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Chelsea mascot on 14:28 - Feb 2 with 4652 viewsQPunkR

Chelsea mascot on 14:25 - Feb 2 by PhilmyRs

I do agree but I think psychology in football is massive now. Getting into the right head space before a game, doing the pre-planned routine of how you envisage the 90 minutes will play out, going over game plans in your head, visualising all the good things you plan to do during the match, visualising the players you're picking up on corners, where you should be for various pre-planned tactical drills. Ideally you don't want to break away from that to check-in on others. You need to be selfish and focused, the best are. That all said, I'd definitely take 30 seconds to chat, but I'm old school.


Yer, all that mass of info in the poor overpaid player's head leaves no space for anything else. Our current players must be great with the mascots as they definitely don't think who they're supposed to pick up at corners

Shit but local

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Chelsea mascot on 14:39 - Feb 2 with 4583 viewshertshoops

Chelsea mascot on 14:00 - Feb 2 by Midlands_Ranger

Us against Bolton a good few years ago, the mascot is trys playfully to pass the ball with Dean Holdsworth who returns the pass by hoofing it as hard as he could right up the other side of the pitch and turns to his team mates to share a laugh about it. The kid is just left standing on his own with all the players backs turned to him.....it says a lot about the human that does that and what a way to treat the kid! Always knew Holdsworth was a prick but that cemented it.


Met him once (via his cousin) and your character assessment is spot on
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Chelsea mascot on 14:52 - Feb 2 with 4530 viewsPhilmyRs

Chelsea mascot on 14:28 - Feb 2 by QPunkR

Yer, all that mass of info in the poor overpaid player's head leaves no space for anything else. Our current players must be great with the mascots as they definitely don't think who they're supposed to pick up at corners


As a player, you can't wake up on a match day and straight away go into 'the zone' - you'd be burnt out mentally by the time kick off approached. I'm pretty sure it's around about the 'tunnel time' that the sports science people go on about the intense focus and visualisation period - switching themselves off from 'outside noise'.

I always think the best time for player interaction and having a kick-about with your heroes is during the warm up as the intense focus hasn't started, players are generally trying to stay much more relaxed and not getting themselves too worked up.

As I said, I'd still be chatting to them in the tunnel if I was a player but players are bred differently these days, both on and off the pitch which I agree, is the detriment of the experience for the mascots, and also for us, the fans, in terms of the rubbish we've been dished up on the pitch.
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Chelsea mascot on 15:01 - Feb 2 with 4493 viewsTacticalR

That's a bit weird. Shouldn't there be somebody looking after the mascots (apart from the players)?

Air hostess clique

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Chelsea mascot on 15:16 - Feb 2 with 4407 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I wonder how much the lad's parents had to pay for the privilege of seeing their son made to look and feel that embarrassed?

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Chelsea mascot on 15:17 - Feb 2 with 4408 viewsngbqpr

Pleased to report Steve Palmer & Gavin Mahon respectively did the club proud with my kids.

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Chelsea mascot on 15:25 - Feb 2 with 4363 viewskensalriser

Chelsea mascot on 15:17 - Feb 2 by ngbqpr

Pleased to report Steve Palmer & Gavin Mahon respectively did the club proud with my kids.


Hope they didn't run too far ahead of Steve.

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Chelsea mascot on 15:41 - Feb 2 with 4289 viewsLongsufferingR

Chelsea mascot on 15:01 - Feb 2 by TacticalR

That's a bit weird. Shouldn't there be somebody looking after the mascots (apart from the players)?


Yes, at LR there's always somebody telling them where to go, when to line up for photos and to escort them off the pitch as well. I would have thought that is the least that's required. Makes me angry watching the poor kid get left there without a clue where to go and the only person who talks to him at all is a photographer.
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Chelsea mascot on 16:07 - Feb 2 with 4202 viewsStanisgod

Chelsea mascot on 13:50 - Feb 2 by Northernr

This is a real bugbear of mine generally, it's not just Chelsea.
Watch, when the cameras are in the tunnel before Premier League matches, how few of the players actually even acknowledge their mascot if they're given one. That kid is likely completely starstruck, very nervous about going out onto the pitch in front of a big crowd, would it kill you to just drop down to their level for 30 seconds and ask their name, ask what school they go to, if their parents are in the crowd, what they think the score will be, or something? It'll absolutely make their day.
Be a fcking human being about it, you're in a tremendously privileged position, that kid dreams of being you.
Alan McDonald was fcking great with me when I did it BTW.


My boy was with Gavon Peacock back in the day when being a mascot was free, he was brilliant.

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Chelsea mascot on 16:11 - Feb 2 with 4193 viewsMidlands_Ranger

Chelsea mascot on 14:39 - Feb 2 by hertshoops

Met him once (via his cousin) and your character assessment is spot on


There's a few things about him that give it away!
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Chelsea mascot on 17:17 - Feb 2 with 4070 viewsBluce_Ree

Footballers are generally young these days and young people are generally c**ts now.

Also, UGH. Why did I click this video? It's like a perfect storm of C*NT.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Chelsea mascot on 17:22 - Feb 2 with 4053 viewsTheChef

Depends which young people you meet, but the ones I tend to come across are fairly inoffensive and barely drink or smoke either.

Unless of course they support Chelsea.

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Chelsea mascot on 17:39 - Feb 2 with 4006 viewsJuzzie

I think young people have always been cnts. Just as we get older we forget we were young once!

Chelsea fan or not, do feel for that kid. Looked so awkward and no one came to him except a photographer.
If I was that kids parents I'd be requiring a refund.
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Chelsea mascot on 17:57 - Feb 2 with 3950 viewsMick_S

That is feckin disgusting. That poor kid.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Chelsea mascot on 18:18 - Feb 2 with 3883 viewsBluce_Ree

I don't feel shit for that kid.

Pick a better team, boy.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Chelsea mascot on 19:12 - Feb 2 with 3787 viewskensalriser

Chelsea mascot on 17:17 - Feb 2 by Bluce_Ree

Footballers are generally young these days and young people are generally c**ts now.

Also, UGH. Why did I click this video? It's like a perfect storm of C*NT.


Nah, old people are much bigger cnts than young people. They've fcked the planet and couldn't care less.

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Chelsea mascot on 20:49 - Feb 2 with 3646 viewsBluce_Ree

Chelsea mascot on 19:12 - Feb 2 by kensalriser

Nah, old people are much bigger cnts than young people. They've fcked the planet and couldn't care less.


Old people haven't fcked the planet. Big business has and today's young people will keep buying the same shit, taking the same flights and having more kids anyway. And younger people adopted Bitcoin which really fcked things up.

People blame the old. Blame the rich.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Chelsea mascot on 21:38 - Feb 2 with 3550 viewsenfieldargh

Maybe we could get Taylor Richards to be a mascot, might get some worthwhile time on the pitch for his £XXXX/week

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