| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17898 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:28 - Mar 6 with 1633 views | onehunglow |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:27 - Mar 6 by raynor94 |
Behave! I'm like a good cheese, I've matured.
Retirement has worked wonders
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Moaning shows you care
we both do |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:33 - Mar 6 with 1600 views | DJack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:27 - Mar 6 by raynor94 |
Behave! I'm like a good cheese, I've matured.
Retirement has worked wonders
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Good to hear mate. |  |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:35 - Mar 6 with 1586 views | cockneyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 by theloneranger |
Thomas Frank last seen jumping off a flyover onto the M4. 😂 |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:37 - Mar 6 with 1566 views | Badlands |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:04 - Mar 6 by max936 |
That was unbelievable, we struggled all through that 2nd half, Borough deserved to equalise, unbelievable to have won that right at end and again from a penalty. [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 17:06]
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Even with 6 in midfield we had no one in midfield. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:39 - Mar 6 with 1555 views | Thornburyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:18 - Mar 6 by 34dfgdf54 |
This season is absolutely crazy I can’t get my head around it.
We are absolutely woeful again, but we have somehow sh*thoused another three points but surely we can’t keep this going playing like this? |
Similar to my thoughts RJ - let’s see how the next 3 matches (all away) plus the derby go before we break out the champers! | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:41 - Mar 6 with 1545 views | 1983 |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:11 - Mar 6 by britferry |
riding our luck, 2 very late penalties but I'll take 6pts v Stock & Middlesbro all day long, TYVM |
Exactly this how many times have we been turned over.
Swings and roundabouts and this week was our turn YJB's |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:41 - Mar 6 with 1543 views | thornabyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:39 - Mar 6 by Thornburyswan |
Similar to my thoughts RJ - let’s see how the next 3 matches (all away) plus the derby go before we break out the champers! |
Warnock saying about Coopers father being a ref perhaps he can give us a few connections.
Surely he will get fined for that. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:45 - Mar 6 with 1508 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:41 - Mar 6 by thornabyswan |
Warnock saying about Coopers father being a ref perhaps he can give us a few connections.
Surely he will get fined for that. |
Disgusting interview. He suggested that the Swans and the EFL referees are conspiring to cheat.
That will be an expensive interview but he can afford it. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:45 - Mar 6 with 1507 views | theloneranger |
Even though we were poor, it was great to see a wing back attacking their penalty area in the 95th minute - similar to Stoke on Wednesday with one of our back 3 doing exactly the same thing!! |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:47 - Mar 6 with 1491 views | DJack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:28 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
Moaning shows you care
we both do |
Correct. I moan like...er, you know. It's because some "unimportant" things are important to me. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:47 - Mar 6 with 1485 views | raynor94 |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 by Catullus |
So we're allowed to sing their praises when we are good but not say anything when we are poor?
I'm as happy with the 3 points as anyone but we cannot keep playing like this and expect to be up there at the end of the season. We got out of jail today. |
It is what is, the league table never lies.
Never be embarrassed by a win no matter how we get it.
We are going up, We are going up.......... |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:56 - Mar 6 with 1434 views | thornabyswan |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:45 - Mar 6 by Joe_bradshaw |
Disgusting interview. He suggested that the Swans and the EFL referees are conspiring to cheat.
That will be an expensive interview but he can afford it. |
Yes referees make mistakes but to question their integrity is a new low even for him. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:57 - Mar 6 with 1425 views | jasper_T |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:45 - Mar 6 by Joe_bradshaw |
Disgusting interview. He suggested that the Swans and the EFL referees are conspiring to cheat.
That will be an expensive interview but he can afford it. |
Didn't Cooper say similar earlier in the season? Only against us rather than for. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:58 - Mar 6 with 1418 views | onehunglow |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:47 - Mar 6 by DJack |
Correct. I moan like...er, you know. It's because some "unimportant" things are important to me. |
I agree.
I'd cherish this moment | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:08 - Mar 6 with 1373 views | raynor94 |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:28 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
Moaning shows you care
we both do |
Of course we do, I've never doubted you | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:10 - Mar 6 with 1366 views | onehunglow |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 by Catullus |
So we're allowed to sing their praises when we are good but not say anything when we are poor?
I'm as happy with the 3 points as anyone but we cannot keep playing like this and expect to be up there at the end of the season. We got out of jail today. |
It's as I say 'we have to be honest with ourselves.
We have ground out results and are lousy to watch.
We have had considerable luck.
We are playing virtually without a goalkeeper.
Incredible really.
3 points -yes,but ,as with Stoke,let's not kids ourselves.
Stick your support on this forum but don't believe what you type. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:12 - Mar 6 with 1356 views | onehunglow |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:08 - Mar 6 by raynor94 |
Of course we do, I've never doubted you |
Pity you didnt live nearer.
We could be neighbours and go swimming together in the Irish Sea | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:23 - Mar 6 with 1304 views | jackrabbit |
Nobody on here seems to comment on the appalling quality of our passing. I doubt we strung 3 passes together second half. And at times - too many times - there’s no attempt to bring the ball down, control it and pass it on. We just degenerate into a game of head tennis. I thought it was me being too fussy. But I went on SCFC2 and found quite a few people sharing my concerns. Here’s one of them - a chap called Bob:
“ Great result but very poor performance.
Along the way we have lost the abilityto bring the ball down and pass to somebody in white. Just constant headers forwards and 50 yard balls to 2 small strikers.
Control the ball FFS.”
Couldn’t agree more sir! |  | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:26 - Mar 6 with 1295 views | raynor94 |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:12 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
Pity you didnt live nearer.
We could be neighbours and go swimming together in the Irish Sea |
We are not so different at the end of the day | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:27 - Mar 6 with 1293 views | Highjack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:10 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
It's as I say 'we have to be honest with ourselves.
We have ground out results and are lousy to watch.
We have had considerable luck.
We are playing virtually without a goalkeeper.
Incredible really.
3 points -yes,but ,as with Stoke,let's not kids ourselves.
Stick your support on this forum but don't believe what you type. |
It’s a results business. We were absolutely spoiled last time under Rodgers but getting up playing like that is a rarity and the facts are we finished third then behind two functional teams and we’ve got more points this time than at the same stage. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:29 - Mar 6 with 1285 views | Brynmill_Jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:23 - Mar 6 by jackrabbit |
Nobody on here seems to comment on the appalling quality of our passing. I doubt we strung 3 passes together second half. And at times - too many times - there’s no attempt to bring the ball down, control it and pass it on. We just degenerate into a game of head tennis. I thought it was me being too fussy. But I went on SCFC2 and found quite a few people sharing my concerns. Here’s one of them - a chap called Bob:
“ Great result but very poor performance.
Along the way we have lost the abilityto bring the ball down and pass to somebody in white. Just constant headers forwards and 50 yard balls to 2 small strikers.
Control the ball FFS.”
Couldn’t agree more sir! |
TBH I was surprised when Smith was hooked instead of CH. |  |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:33 - Mar 6 with 1250 views | onehunglow |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:27 - Mar 6 by Highjack |
It’s a results business. We were absolutely spoiled last time under Rodgers but getting up playing like that is a rarity and the facts are we finished third then behind two functional teams and we’ve got more points this time than at the same stage. |
Fair comment Sir.
I have said before I ant to get our glorious club back to Anfield,Etihad,Goodison (and the new stadium ) and cold rafford d even filthy Stamford Bridge .
It' alll about getting back then hoping the owners front up.
If we go up, we will,all things being equal be having a serious do here,as we did when we went up last time. We got complaints from people in the Close too. Possibly as we had 5 guitars going and the best of Leonard Cohen a speciality.
You can always move here and bag a bargain property | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:40 - Mar 6 with 1229 views | johnlangy |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:33 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
Fair comment Sir.
I have said before I ant to get our glorious club back to Anfield,Etihad,Goodison (and the new stadium ) and cold rafford d even filthy Stamford Bridge .
It' alll about getting back then hoping the owners front up.
If we go up, we will,all things being equal be having a serious do here,as we did when we went up last time. We got complaints from people in the Close too. Possibly as we had 5 guitars going and the best of Leonard Cohen a speciality.
You can always move here and bag a bargain property |
Completely off topic. Because they were awful today.
You saying Strawberry Fields Forever was your favourite Beatles song helped me forget some of the things you've said in other threads. Now you say you had five guitars going last PL promotion.
So you play ? What have you got ? | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:42 - Mar 6 with 1223 views | felixstowe_jack |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:10 - Mar 6 by onehunglow |
It's as I say 'we have to be honest with ourselves.
We have ground out results and are lousy to watch.
We have had considerable luck.
We are playing virtually without a goalkeeper.
Incredible really.
3 points -yes,but ,as with Stoke,let's not kids ourselves.
Stick your support on this forum but don't believe what you type. |
I think out goal keeper saved both the shots today as well a catching the ball numerous times. The only one that went past him was the big deflection of Fulton. Mind you our midfield should have been making the Middlesbrough player not letting him have a free shot. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:44 - Mar 6 with 1215 views | jackrabbit |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 18:42 - Mar 6 by felixstowe_jack |
I think out goal keeper saved both the shots today as well a catching the ball numerous times. The only one that went past him was the big deflection of Fulton. Mind you our midfield should have been making the Middlesbrough player not letting him have a free shot. |
Fulton was standing too far off him. | | | |
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