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You know what's going to happen in this poll, all the blokes that Lisa has continually taken to the cleaners on here, such as Icecold and his cohorts, will be voting for Shaky
I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:10 - Mar 17 by Neath_Jack
You know what's going to happen in this poll, all the blokes that Lisa has continually taken to the cleaners on here, such as Icecold and his cohorts, will be voting for Shaky
You think financial analysis is like the X Factor? You vote for the one you like best?
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:12 - Mar 17 by exiledclaseboy
Ah. That’ll explain some stuff then. I was only joking anyway. Some of my best friends are accountants. And my sister.
No, I am a corporate fianance advisor with a background in strategy consulting with around 30 years experience advising CEOs, CFOs, boards, etc of FTSE-100, DAX30, CAC-40, S&P 500, etc, companies.
So no doubt I should be marked down for not being an accountant.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:27 - Mar 17 by Shaky
Fcuk off you insignificant maggot.
You've had a hard on for me for what 3/4 years?
And you haven't had the guts to say a peep to me cos during that time you believed I was under the protection of the saviour.
Now you crawl out from under your little rock. Coward.
You f*king what?
I don't think i've ever conversed with you on here, you silly sausage, so sorry to disappoint you.
I haven't got the "guts" to say something to you on here? Are you for real? What pub will you be drinking in at the next home game, i'll come and buy you a pint, fair?
I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:30 - Mar 17 by Neath_Jack
You f*king what?
I don't think i've ever conversed with you on here, you silly sausage, so sorry to disappoint you.
I haven't got the "guts" to say something to you on here? Are you for real? What pub will you be drinking in at the next home game, i'll come and buy you a pint, fair?
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:27 - Mar 17 by Shaky
Fcuk off you insignificant maggot.
You've had a hard on for me for what 3/4 years?
And you haven't had the guts to say a peep to me cos during that time you believed I was under the protection of the saviour.
Now you crawl out from under your little rock. Coward.
He’s right though you’re up there with the most boring fuçkers ever to post on here. Nobody gives a fuçk about anything you say and that’s because you’re always wrong.
The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:47 - Mar 17 by Gowerjack
Well that went well..
Still early days.
And purely for the purposes of social research I am taking a keen interest in whether Welsh football fans are able to spot the difference between actual numerical analysis and inane platitudes that don't correspond with any recongnised techniques used in the field of finance.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:51 - Mar 17 by Shaky
Still early days.
And purely for the purposes of social research I am taking a keen interest in whether Welsh football fans are able to spot the difference between actual numerical analysis and inane platitudes that don't correspond with any recongnised techniques used in the field of finance.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:51 - Mar 17 by Shaky
Still early days.
And purely for the purposes of social research I am taking a keen interest in whether Welsh football fans are able to spot the difference between actual numerical analysis and inane platitudes that don't correspond with any recongnised techniques used in the field of finance.
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Aw Shaky. Don't be too harsh on yourself.
Your inability to spot the effects on balance sheet analysis of the treatment of football players as intangible assets subject to a largely irrelevant historical cost convention doesn't mean you have to describe your ramblings as inane platitudes.
You're not alone. Many junior finance staff are the same.
[Post edited 17 Mar 2018 19:01]
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Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 05:03 - Mar 18 with 3097 views
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 18:17 - Mar 17 by Shaky
No, I am a corporate fianance advisor with a background in strategy consulting with around 30 years experience advising CEOs, CFOs, boards, etc of FTSE-100, DAX30, CAC-40, S&P 500, etc, companies.
So no doubt I should be marked down for not being an accountant.
There was me thinking you must be mega rich what with all your posturing. Yet you are a mere corporate financial advisor? No wonder you are trying to get your claws into the Trust in order to pimp yourself out for better work.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 19:00 - Mar 17 by londonlisa2001
Aw Shaky. Don't be too harsh on yourself.
Your inability to spot the effects on balance sheet analysis of the treatment of football players as intangible assets subject to a largely irrelevant historical cost convention doesn't mean you have to describe your ramblings as inane platitudes.
You're not alone. Many junior finance staff are the same.
[Post edited 17 Mar 2018 19:01]
Clearly the problem here Lisa, is that my use of basic concepts in finance as rendered you as confused as the poor souls who voted for you in this poll.
The issue at hand is nothing to do with the "treatment of football players as intangible assets ".
It is the extent to which you can raise £70 million from player sales to fill the hole on the balance sheet and avoid bankruptcy, while remaining competitive in the Premier League/Championship/whatever.
Nice job though trying to defelct attention from you stunning failure to grasp the basics of working capital management and cash-flow.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 05:04 - Mar 18 by E20Jack
Oh and I believe Lisa by the way. Obviously.
Of course you do. It goes without saying so does the Saviour.
I wonder whether there is any reason you two might have some vested interest in passionatly combating the news that the miracle worker Jenkins is presiding over a £70 million financing hole on the club's balance sheet.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 08:23 - Mar 18 by Shaky
Of course you do. It goes without saying so does the Saviour.
I wonder whether there is any reason you two might have some vested interest in passionatly combating the news that the miracle worker Jenkins is presiding over a £70 million financing hole on the club's balance sheet.
It's certainly a tough one.
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Probably something to do with all that wedge we are getting paid innit. Lisa is now on the payroll too it seems (plus 88% of voters). Old Huw really is pushing the boat out with this one.
It's almost so underhand it is like one person's mental illness manifesting itself into a web of fantasy and paranoia - definitely not the case here though Shakes. You got us all red handed fair doos.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 08:31 - Mar 18 by E20Jack
Probably something to do with all that wedge we are getting paid innit. Lisa is now on the payroll too it seems (plus 88% of voters). Old Huw really is pushing the boat out with this one.
It's almost so underhand it is like one person's mental illness manifesting itself into a web of fantasy and paranoia - definitely not the case here though Shakes. You got us all red handed fair doos.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2018 8:37]
The issue here has nothing to do with anything so subjective as the evaluation of our psychologies, Dim.
It is whether the good folk of Planet Swans believe there is a £70 million hole in the club's balance sheet or not.
Which is a matter of objective fact, regardless of what the sincerely clueless and the terminally dishonest such as youself believe.
Audited Accounts - Whose interpretation do you believe? on 08:38 - Mar 18 by Shaky
The issue here has nothing to do with anything so subjective as the evaluation of our psychologies, Dim.
It is whether the good folk of Planet Swans believe there is a £70 million hole in the club's balance sheet or not.
Which is a matter of objective fact, regardless of what the sincerely clueless and the terminally dishonest such as youself believe.
[Post edited 18 Mar 2018 8:42]
So it has nothing to do with it ... yet you base your whole latest post and thus whole point on it. That makes as much sense as the amazing spelling continually contained your spreadsheets.
There is clearly a very sinister reason why a Danish fella in his mid fifties decides to reside on a football forum of a team he has no affinity to, has stated he has no interest in the football side of things... and yet rears his head whenever he tragically and mistakenly feels he can add something on the financial side of things.
Very odd you took the Trusts knock back so to heart. Almost like it ruined whatever fantasy based plan you had...
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