![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Paris 2024 at 19:44 8 Sep 2024
The summer Games saw an estimated £1.9 million handed out by World Athletics, with World Para Athletics set to hand out absolutely nothing in prize money to the athletes!! |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Paris 2024 at 18:49 8 Sep 2024
Paralympics GB- medals, so far ... Gold 49. Silver. 44. Bronze. 31 |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | It’s only a laugh ! at 14:52 8 Sep 2024
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent £5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, She said to the sales assistant, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?" "About 35," he replied. "I'm actually 47" the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the server the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for 10 mins, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How the hell did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's" ...!! |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Thread | Autism Is ... at 13:55 8 Sep 2024
This is such a lovely poem to explain Autism. Autism is: Unable to speak, or maybe speaking too much Hugging everyone, or disliking touch Escaping outside, Or trying to hide Excitedly flapping Inappropriate clapping Autism varies so much Won't wear a coat, or wears one all year round Fussy eater, or would eat dirt from the ground Screaming or humming Annoyingly drumming Toys in a line The same way every time Autism varies so much Struggling to learn, or has wonderful gifts Obsessions of numbers, trains, films or lifts Spinning around Throws things on the ground Constantly spitting Aggressively hitting Autism varies so much Alone without friends, or controls every game Always looks different, always dresses the same Swinging on doors Head banging on floors Freaks at the dryer Keeps climbing higher Autism varies so much. Can't answer questions, won't do as they're told In their own world or bossy and bold Over prepared Anxious and scared A spectrum so wide But they all bring us pride When autism touches our lives ...!! |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Ron Yeats at 11:29 8 Sep 2024
3-0 ... Tosh scored their first goal, plus 3 future Swans in their lineup. Ian St John came on as sub and scored - his final goal and game for Liverpool. |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | One for Tummer... at 10:35 8 Sep 2024
Ask the Republicans - Why they vote for a "man" with orange skin?? 😇 |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Ron Yeats at 10:29 8 Sep 2024
I saw him play against us 3 times at Anfield - 1964, 1968, 1971. |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Paris 2024 at 18:50 7 Sep 2024
Paralympics GB- medals, so far ... Gold 46. Silver. 39. Bronze. 30 |
![](/images/avatars/21051.gif) | Forum Reply | Ron Yeats at 15:13 7 Sep 2024
He was also 6'2" wide. 😂 Shankley said, it was because of Yeats - Liverpool changed their white shorts to red. He asked him to put on the red shorts - and told him, "All red, made him look 7ft tall" 😂 - and that's when the colour change happened. |
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