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cheesiest group/singer ....whatever
at 22:50 7 Sep 2024

It's time for Bert.
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International break matches thread
at 18:02 7 Sep 2024

''God save our gracious King'' ???

Not for me thanks, bloody ridiculous nonsense.
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When you realised there was no meaning to life and no God
at 00:19 6 Sep 2024

"I was lying on the grass of Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self-defeat
My mind was thugged, all laced and bugged, all twisted, wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my tribal lunar speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun"

"I know it's up for me
(If you steal my sunshine)
Making sure I'm not in too deep
(If you steal my sunshine)
Keeping versed and on my feet
(If you steal my sunshine)"

"[Verse 2: Sharon]
I was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street
L-A-T-E-R that week
My sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight-foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feat
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun"

"[Chorus: Marc & Sharon]
I know it's up for me
(If you steal my sunshine)
Making sure I'm not in too deep
(If you steal my sunshine)
Keeping versed and on my feet
(If you steal my sunshine)
[Chorus: Marc & Sharon]
I know it's done for me
(If you steal my sunshine)
Not some and hard to see
(If you steal my sunshine)
Keeping dumb and built to beat
(If you steal my sunshine)

[Outro: Marc & Sharon]
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine
My sunshine, if you steal my sunshine

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Forever Rrrs
at 14:27 5 Sep 2024

Thanks for posting, made a nice read on a dull and wet day.
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Leicester
at 21:51 4 Sep 2024

For the life of me I cant get my head around It, you either have or you haven't.

Football never used to be like this.
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Dynamic Pricing
at 21:08 2 Sep 2024

Airlines do It too, as the seats get sold on the plane the price automatically creeps up.
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Smoking outside pubs
at 21:41 1 Sep 2024

I implore anyone of you who Is smoking to stop, just f cking stop.

Having started smoking In 1964 at the age of 14 I managed to stop just over two and a half Years ago, I never smoked In the house but always In me shed or garage.

Here's the thing, I stupidly thought I was always In control of my smoking habit but I wasn't It was the other way round.
I stopped way to late and now I'm paying the price health wise, I had a heart attack about 12 Years ago and last year went through a spell of mini strokes, the surgeon actually telephoned me later In the day of my scan to tell me In no uncertain terms that after him seeing my scans I was In danger of having a massive stroke.

I've had brain scans suspected heart attacks, CT scans and an Carotid Artery operation which involves you laying on your side strictly motionless with a neck anesthetic but wide awake whilst a surgeon cuts your neck open and spends two hours cleaning out your Carotid Artery, It's a bastard of an operation with obvious risks of heart attack (shock) stroke (shock).
This September I'm having another operation to have a special stent put into the main blood artery that runs through your stomach, the artery at the moment has expanded and is in danger of bursting, again the surgeons have been brilliant and brought me In to explain the operation and the risks.
Now look I was doing a packet of Lambert and Butler a day (minimum) nigh on £12 per packet FFS that's In the region of £360 PCM Jesus wept how stupid can anyone be?

My lungs are now useless, notwithstanding that I'm also bloody asthmatic, I used to park In Findon Road and walk to the ground well I can't even do that anymore.

I've never seeked sympathy from anyone and I'm not starting now this Is all self inflicted and I'll deal with It.

If anyone Is In any doubt all this was brought on by my smoking, three separate surgeons at the superb John Radcliffe all told me the same thing.

If It's any help;

I cut my smoking down as quick as I could and made a note of my daily intake, I then on the odd occasion would only have half a fag now and again, then one Friday morning I went out to the garage for my first puff, sat down picked up half a fag went to light It, looked at It and threw it away and never smoked again. I never went In the garage for three days I couldn't face It.

After a few days Mrs Ted looked at me and asked If I'd actually stopped smoking, I said Yep I haven't had fag for four days, the smile on her face said It all.

A massive and huge thumbs up to Our fabulous NHS and those beautiful people at the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford, If there Is a God then God bless them all.

Now then enough waffle from me, I implore anyone of you who Is smoking to stop, just f cking stop.
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Blackburn Away
at 20:23 1 Sep 2024

There was a vendor outside the away end last time we was there who was selling the best meat and potato pies In the entire universe.
One of the more friendly away day crowds.
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Smoking outside pubs
at 15:18 31 Aug 2024

I've just driven past the Lord Nelson pub here In Wantage, the pub has been literally taken over by about 250-300 Hells Angels.
They are lounging In the pubs garden and incredible as It may seem some of them are smoking enormous roll up type of thingy's that are emitting large clouds of smoke Into the air.
As a law abiding citizen I'm shortly gonna go down to the pub and start beating a few of them up and point them In the general direction In the errors of their way.
But first I'm gonna have a nice cup of tea.
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We have one hell of a manager (n/t)
at 00:21 31 Aug 2024

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Frey
at 00:15 31 Aug 2024

He said he had to fight off the defender.

He beat the f ucker up, that's what he done.

We're gonna expect this every week now.
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We have one hell of a manager (n/t)
at 00:12 31 Aug 2024

His post match interview Is great.
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Nardi
at 00:10 31 Aug 2024

What a great save on about the 85th minute.

He's good (and so are we)
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Frey
at 23:46 30 Aug 2024

Doughty's face when Frey scores Is a picture.
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Where's the Luton Town (w@nk w@nk w@nk) Match Thread Match Thread?
at 23:38 30 Aug 2024

Up to 8th tonight, that'll do for me.
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Transfer rumours 2024
at 23:34 30 Aug 2024

How does anyone else In L1 compete with that?

Say what you want but that's Immoral.
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Frey
at 23:27 30 Aug 2024

Feed the beast.
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Farewell Reggie, we hardly knew you
at 18:07 30 Aug 2024

I thought Reggie Perrin had dropped dead.
[Post edited 30 Aug 18:08]
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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 13:05 30 Aug 2024

Tit Monday.
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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 19:33 29 Aug 2024

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