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Reply		You Are FIFA
at 17:42 8 Sep 2024

The one f ucking law is introduce is:

Stop f ucking around with the laws of the game and f uck off.

Amen.
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Reply		if your peckish....
at 17:39 8 Sep 2024

Branston and peanut butter sandwich toasted. After a skinful

During a skinful, Bourbon biscuits and pork pies with no egg

Before a skinful, a bowl of six weetabix, cold milk, half mashed half crispy. Once I had two cereal bowl spoons worth of sugar but I’m health conscience these days, so lots of banana, blueberries and other assorted sugary fruit.

Then a few pints.
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Thread		When you realised there was no meaning to life and no God
at 22:02 5 Sep 2024

When I opened an English Breakfast In A Tin from a 7/11 in Shepherds Bush when I was left home alone for a week and all out of dough.

I thought it was a godsend and the greatest idea known to me. After a night in The Mailcoach.

It was that moment looking into that tin that I realised mankind can never achieve transcendence and nihilism is the only true philosophy.

That and Vauxhall Motors.
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Reply		Tyler Roberts COBBLERS (n/t)
at 07:46 31 Aug 2024

I concur
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Thread		£3.67 a pint of Guinness
at 19:07 30 Aug 2024

In the White House in Luton.

£20.00 return from St Pancras.

Whatever the tube was to get to St Pancras.

Average nine pints of Guinness.

That’s sill a cheap night out. Innit?

Keep repeating: It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. It’s Luton. Not the Pav. Etc
[Post edited 30 Aug 19:09]
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Reply		Retro chanting
at 07:30 30 Aug 2024

If you can’t talk proper, shut yer mouf.
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Reply		Retro chanting
at 21:15 29 Aug 2024

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

Harvey, Harvey

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

David Harvey

David Harvey, David Harvey

Who’s got a face like an old pigs arse?

David Harvey

V Leeds, December 1978 1-4 defeat. Freezing bloody cold but that chant warmed my eight year old heart.

He was an ugly old git.
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Reply		LFW Message Board Glossary
at 18:26 29 Aug 2024

He’s lost the dressing room.

Even though there’s a sign on the door.
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Reply		Tonight's Draw - Ball Number 20
at 22:35 28 Aug 2024

Is this one of those draws that take place at 3.45am in Bangkok?
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Reply		Oasis Reunion 2025
at 10:09 26 Aug 2024

The No Way Sis reunion is being announced at 3.33am on Wednesday. Twenty six nights at the Dog and Duck, every Saturday. Ticket price includes a free Pork Pie at the bar.
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Reply		Finney.
at 21:17 22 Aug 2024

Mr Finney, best wishes on your journey to Bestofhealthville. Take the quickest route and no detours.

Here’s something to pass the time:

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Reply		Over-rated books
at 08:55 21 Aug 2024

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah.

I value your onion Woking. But let me steer you away from that cul de sac you are heading down and lead you to the road that will rise with you.

Wonderful book is Catch 22 which I have read a good few times. As I mentioned to Daniel Paddoocks last week it, along with The Dice Man, is the best fiction book I’ve read.

Of course you could be right Woking, sir.

But you ain’t.
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Reply		Over-rated books
at 08:27 21 Aug 2024

The Holy Bible

Not that I’ve read the whole of the bastard but the bits I have read are fairly dark.

Loads of notes too.
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Thread		Sometimes I get so low
at 00:48 21 Aug 2024

There only one place o think of to go

It’s where the beat is strong strong strong

My love is here I can sing my sing

Walk down the high streets

Among the neon lights and pretty soon I’ll find my way


To the

Twilght Cafe
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Thread		Peter Davidson or Karl Elsey?
at 23:49 20 Aug 2024

When a signing meant something.

Or did it?

I remember these two because a) i remember us getting them.

And b) us not playing them much

I was 8/9/10 or so. tenish. Sean Connery’s favourite game.

Neither made a blind bit of cobblers to anything.

Adel did.
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Thread		The glow
at 23:37 20 Aug 2024

That moment when you’re on top , the substances do their thing , you have the world on tie tongue.

You are the f ucking KING.

and then…..

The rapid descent..

You can’t pinpoint it at the time, yet the morning brings the horror

The horror of the night before , before you were a c unt
Was there a time before that?

Possibly.

F uck it , you’re dead once.

I love QPR. I’m not a f ucking matmatician. I dint give a f uck about ana f ucking lytics.

I like words , I like unpredictability.

Adel, Stan, Rodney, Simon, Roy.

F uck VAR.

I’ll be dead in twenty years.

COME ON YOU R’s!
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Thread		The Disappointed
at 23:26 20 Aug 2024

Great song .




Greatest (?) disappointment of your life , so far?

Mine are:

Elizabeth McGovern knows not of my existence.

Life is a disappointment.

Disappointment is life

My brain going under alcohol.

Thdoswill get 300 views and f uck off to page two in hours

I had so much to say and so much to say had I

Peter:

[Post edited 20 Aug 23:27]
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Reply		Songs that Chair taught Us...
at 09:53 18 Aug 2024

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Reply		Kolli online abuse
at 14:49 8 Aug 2024

Stick it up your arse.
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Reply		Kolli online abuse
at 14:41 8 Aug 2024

This is a right f ucking larf. Just the antidote to the shite in the world right now.

I’m going to go down the pub drink a shitload of Guinness and a litre of Sherry back home. Talk bollocks up to my eyeballs.

And then put this thread in the f ucking bin of my brain and some twa t on ignore.
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