![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | First NFL Game at 11:06 9 Sep 2024
Bah! I do like the way the NFL youtube channel does spoiler free highlights. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Today i am mostly eating...... at 09:03 6 Sep 2024
I found an EXCELLENT chippy near me last year. Only been twice because I DON'T WANT TO DIE. But yeah chippy on a Friday is hard to beat. I've been a bit of tw@t foodwise this last month so I'm back on the diet. Which is alright generally but on a Friday? Shite! |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | if your peckish.... at 09:01 6 Sep 2024
It's situational but if you're getting in from a flight and the fridge is almost empty but you've got enough to pull out a snack, that's better than a full on meal. You've just done four hours flying, f**ked about in the airport, travelled home and it's like 11pm and you find some sort of f**king pan au chocolat thing kicking it at the back of the fridge? JAH WILL PROVIDE! JAH WILL PROVIDE! |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | When you realised there was no meaning to life and no God at 08:58 6 Sep 2024
My worst teacher in middle school was Ms Hindle, the RE teacher. Proper c*nt. Anyway, she did a whole hour on hell. I remember her saying that if you're basically sound but don't repent for the original sin, you burn for eternity. I literally remember "you burn but the flesh isn't consumed" and if you're basically a bad person you burn but are on a spinning wheel and are dizzy and burning eternity. Thanks, Hindle, I'm ten by the way. Can you f**king not try to terrify me and mates with existential terror, you f**king SHREW. Anyway, it all sounded A BIT MUCH. And so I went into break time after and said that that all sounded like a load of bollocks. And that was me out of the religion game. So a) she did me a solid and b) she's almost certainly dead now. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | First NFL Game at 22:00 5 Sep 2024
WHO DEY THINK GONNA BEAT DEM BENGALS |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | You Are FIFA at 17:23 5 Sep 2024
If I was FIFA, I'd take all of those teams that wanted to be in the bullshit Super League and send them into it with no option to go back to their home leagues. F**k all y'all. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | First film you ever see at the cinema/pictures. at 09:23 4 Sep 2024
The first one I remember was Empire Strikes Back in 1981. I had seen one of the Disney films at some point around then (Snow White or some shit like that) but it must have been a showing of one of the really old ones. Anyway, Empire. I didn't have a clue what was going on, I fell asleep and when I left I realised my Mickey Mouse watch had fallen off my wrist. F**k Star Wars. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | LFW Message Board Glossary at 09:01 3 Sep 2024
"Happy Chelsea out of Europe Day" Admittedly, I don't use it as much now that Chelsea are shit and since they won the Champions League (allegedly, I turned it off just before the last penalty so they're really Shrodinger's C*nts). But I used to enjoy saying it every year. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Dynamic Pricing at 08:59 3 Sep 2024
Been saying it a while but I'll say it again. EVERY C*NT WANTS YOUR MONEY. If it's not ticket pricks it's supermarkets faffing you about with loyalty cards while the shit gets more expensive and the portion sizes get smaller. Or banks trying to fk you. Or the local council sending you fines for the crime of just trying to fking drive, man. You stopped for a second in a box junction because we set the lights to stay green for 1.5 seconds. Give us £70 you driving c*nt. Like I can't even answer my phone now if I don't recognise the number. Why? Because it's probably some guy from India calling himself "Oliver" who wants to connect to my PC and then f**k it up with a virus that steals all my cash. Bro, I'm not paying for shit unless there's a good reason and I trust the pricing. Otherwise f*ck you, f*ck Oasis, f*ck "Oliver from Microsoft" and f*ck my absolute dad, you c*nts. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Another music thread at 16:17 2 Sep 2024
The Cure. Rob's the only constant member. Even if Simon has been on bass for like 90% of the time. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Random irritations.. at 11:49 2 Sep 2024
Man, I feel that. I've got everything going through Alexa. The sofa now uses a smart plug that goes through Alexa. If I die, my wife will have to move as the whole place will be fking locked down. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Random irritations.. at 11:28 2 Sep 2024
Every fking thing needing an app these days. My gym is excellent. It's super well kitted out and it's only £26 a month. Great. Except NOT GREAT because they've introduced a new fking booking system/app bullshit thing which is a) the faffiest fking shit I've ever seen (it's somehow got three separate fking logins for a start) b) shit because it doesn't show TODAY'S classes - so I can't just book onto lunchtime spin and instead have to wait at the front desk LIKE A CHUMP with the families taking their kids swimming or some shit. Which will take fking AGES. They had a nice little self check-in thing before where you had a fob that just got you in. And now it's IMPOSSIBLY COMPLEX. And I'm smart at this shit. Like properly. I can figure out interfaces because I'm a bit of a nerd tw@t. Some poor old Doris isn't going to be able to handle any of this shit and will likely stroke out before she gets to go swimming. Christ. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Guitar playing thread at 09:41 2 Sep 2024
I bought a guitar in April 2023, a smart one. It's an acoustic that has a screen built in and it does all sorts of effects, pre-made loops and it has a looper built in too. I thought I'd use it tons for jazz stuff. Lay down a 2-5-1 and then solo over it sort of thing. But in all that time I probably picked it up like 10 times. It was going to be my garden guitar but we've not had much of a summer. And while I'm still trying to figure out jazz, I'm not really playing along with things and am instead just trying to get to the root of all the theory stuff. So I lashed it on eBay. Lucky guy got himself a fking bargain there as I took a 50% hit on it. But fk it. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Full 90 ? at 09:32 2 Sep 2024
Because when you double f**k Luton that hard, you need to get the videos cleared by the British Board of Film Censors. Marti Does Luton: Double Penetration Edition. |
![](/images/avatars/1664.gif) | Forum Reply | Defending crosses at 23:00 1 Sep 2024
No, WWC. If you want to see a team eat shit at crosses, look at Everton yesterday. Making us look solid as fk. |
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