Christmas TV 17:24 - Dec 24 with 10729 views | paulparker | This has to be the worst year ever , absolute sh1te michael f***ing mcintyre. He's as funny as a rectal prolapse. BBC1 3.00pm The King's Christmas Broadcast 3.10pm Film : Aladdin (2019) Première 5.10pm Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special 6.25pm Michael McIntyre's Christmas Wheel 7.25pm Ghosts Christmas Special 7.55pm Call the Midwife Christmas Special 9.25pm EastEnders 10.25pm Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special 10.55pm BBC News, Weather 11.15pm On Christmas Night 11.20pm The Vicar of Dibley (Repeat) 12.05am Film : When Harry Met Sally (1989) ITV 6.00pm Emmerdale 7.00pm Coronation Street 8.00pm Ant & Dec's Limitless Win Christmas Special 9.05pm Doc Martin Christmas Special 10.35pm ITV News and Weather 10.45pm Film : Love Actually (2003) | ![](/images/avatars/8151.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 17:33 - Dec 24 with 6538 views | QPRSteve | They manage to plumb the depths even further every year. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 17:40 - Dec 24 with 6521 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Christmas TV on 17:33 - Dec 24 by QPRSteve | They manage to plumb the depths even further every year. |
Yes to the posts above me! A few years back, my family and I took such a view about the offerings on TV, that we decided to play board games. Turns out, it was a brilliant move, that is more entertaining than the TV. | ![](/images/avatars/16575.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 17:49 - Dec 24 with 6494 views | stevec | Caught a section of planes, trains on Channel 5 this afternoon. They cut out all the dialogue in the car hire scene and butchered the Steve Martin getting picked up by his nuts scene. Crying out loud funny back in the day. Not any more apparently. | ![](/images/avatars/6823.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 17:57 - Dec 24 with 6471 views | Northernr |
Christmas TV on 17:49 - Dec 24 by stevec | Caught a section of planes, trains on Channel 5 this afternoon. They cut out all the dialogue in the car hire scene and butchered the Steve Martin getting picked up by his nuts scene. Crying out loud funny back in the day. Not any more apparently. |
Yeh we did the same but then realised it was the pre watershed cut and stuck the DVD on instead. It’s weird the stuff them seem unsuitable in that film - they cut the Jamaican rum line in the motel, presumably because he does the accent! Just show it after 9pm if you’re going to show it. “Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism.
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Christmas TV on 18:14 - Dec 24 with 6422 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Christmas TV on 17:57 - Dec 24 by Northernr | Yeh we did the same but then realised it was the pre watershed cut and stuck the DVD on instead. It’s weird the stuff them seem unsuitable in that film - they cut the Jamaican rum line in the motel, presumably because he does the accent! Just show it after 9pm if you’re going to show it. “Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism.
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“Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism Glad to read you’re enjoying Bangkok, but do try to see more than Patpong Road! | ![](/images/avatars/16575.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 19:28 - Dec 24 with 6299 views | ManinBlack | This is what your TV licence pays for these days. I have been forced to watch That's TV for a dose of Alf Garnett, Cribbens, the Goodies and Benny Hill. | ![](/images/avatars/1986.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 19:32 - Dec 24 with 6284 views | bosh67 | All I can say is thank God for porn on the internet! | ![](/images/avatars/1510.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 19:41 - Dec 24 with 6246 views | Boston |
Christmas TV on 19:32 - Dec 24 by bosh67 | All I can say is thank God for porn on the internet! |
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Christmas TV on 20:15 - Dec 24 with 6156 views | LowerloftLad |
Christmas TV on 19:41 - Dec 24 by Boston | Oh, what are you in? |
They keep producing rubbish like Mrs browns boys or tv Christmas specials with Greg Wallace and his adventures of watching paint dry in a factory in grimsby. Then wonder why tv viewing figures are decreasing year on year. | ![](/images/avatars/1297.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 with 6053 views | colinallcars | TV lowers people's standards I feel. My brother-in-law, who is as thick as mince, watches TV all day every day. He has the opinion that if something's not on “telly”, it can't be any good. | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 with 6054 views | ozexile | What's happened to Eastenders? Admittedly it was 20 odd years ago since I've been home for Christmas but that use to be on a lot earlier on the day. Now it's shifted to 9.30? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 with 5970 views | Northernr |
Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 by ozexile | What's happened to Eastenders? Admittedly it was 20 odd years ago since I've been home for Christmas but that use to be on a lot earlier on the day. Now it's shifted to 9.30? |
Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back? | ![](/images/avatars/1005.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 with 5895 views | ted_hendrix | “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 with 5886 views | Boston |
Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 by Northernr | Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back? |
Indeed, Kat got her kit back. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 with 5869 views | colinallcars |
Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 by ted_hendrix | “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx |
Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me. Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model. Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around. | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 23:19 - Dec 24 with 5851 views | ted_hendrix |
Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 by colinallcars | Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me. Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model. Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around. |
I've got the American Vintage 11 series which was bloody expensive; original 57 pups and a solid ash body in off white, It is extremely heavy but beautiful to look at and the playability is exceptional. I was strumming and riffing It today through my Fender Pro Junior vintage tweed (all valve) and then my Vox AC15C all valve (tube driven tremolo and reverb) amps; tone and volume, tone and volume keep fiddling with the tone and volume. I'm chuffed to bits for you mate. Hey Joe. | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 23:19 - Dec 24 with 5850 views | ozexile |
Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 by colinallcars | Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me. Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model. Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around. |
Wonderful. I'm off to the boxing day sales tomorrow I think one of those or a PRS Silver sky could be coming home with me. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 23:24 - Dec 24 with 5836 views | BrianMcCarthy | Poor ol' Mortimer and Whitehouse have lost their mojo as well. | ![](/images/avatars/1570.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 23:30 - Dec 24 with 5830 views | Toast_R | It's always been shit though really. Since they wrapped up OFAH there's been nothing worth making plans for on Xmas day. | ![](/images/avatars/1554.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 00:36 - Dec 25 with 5748 views | kensalriser |
Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 by Northernr | Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back? |
Guaranteed there'll be a massive barney or some kind of death or disaster. I know this not because I've watched it in the last several decades, but because I occasionally catch the trailers. | ![](/images/avatars/3082.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 10:59 - Dec 25 with 5471 views | colinallcars | As shepherds watched their flocks by night, all watching BBC, An angel of the Lord came down, and switched to ITV. | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 11:49 - Dec 25 with 5368 views | Northernr |
Christmas TV on 00:36 - Dec 25 by kensalriser | Guaranteed there'll be a massive barney or some kind of death or disaster. I know this not because I've watched it in the last several decades, but because I occasionally catch the trailers. |
We actually stuck it on last year or year before having not watched for 20 years and wouldn’t you just know it Phil had fallen off the wagon and Sharon had been putting it about a bit. | ![](/images/avatars/1005.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 12:36 - Dec 25 with 5267 views | Superhoops2808 | Anything with Jane McDonald or Susan Calman is my worst nightmare for Christmas TV. I detest those two!!! | ![](/images/avatars/1639.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Christmas TV on 12:55 - Dec 25 with 5234 views | qpr_1968 | no top of the pops? christ, it has gone to the dogs. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Christmas TV on 18:29 - Dec 25 with 4986 views | Logman | Comes to something when the choice is so bad that the best option is to watch repeats of repeats on Dave which have been on every bloody day of the year. [Post edited 25 Dec 2022 18:30]
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