Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe 15:32 - Nov 29 with 8443 views | kensalriser | Thanks to Antti for the inspiration. Found out Stonewall penalty Recycling possession Flat track bully 20 goal a season striker | ![](/images/avatars/3082.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:35 - Nov 29 with 4593 views | Ned_Kennedys | Clean Sheet | ![](/images/avatars/24226.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:48 - Nov 29 with 4565 views | Juzzie | He has the right to go down They even themselves out over the season A little bit offside | ![](/images/avatars/1466.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 15:49 - Nov 29 with 4563 views | colinallcars | Penalty all day long. Turned him inside out. Not a cliche but a nice turn of phrase from a commentator - Elegant as a gazelle but tough as teak. | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:07 - Nov 29 with 4531 views | Antti_Heinola | He almost hit it too well | ![](/images/avatars/5743.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:31 - Nov 29 with 4513 views | CliveWilsonSaid | Got to make the goalkeeper make a save No you fcking don’t. | ![](/images/avatars/21669.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:32 - Nov 29 with 4504 views | ted_hendrix | "Keep the ball, keep the fcing ball" Sat in front of Clive once away at Forest, I'm sure it was him who said what seemed like every 5 minutes,"second ball, SECOND BALL" | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:39 - Nov 29 with 4481 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:07 - Nov 29 by Antti_Heinola | He almost hit it too well |
Yep. Does my head in. | ![](/images/avatars/1570.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:40 - Nov 29 with 4479 views | BrianMcCarthy | Physicality. | ![](/images/avatars/1570.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:42 - Nov 29 with 4472 views | HantsR | Slide rule pass | ![](/images/avatars/1295.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 17:32 - Nov 29 with 4422 views | Antti_Heinola |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 16:42 - Nov 29 by HantsR | Slide rule pass |
Back to basics. | ![](/images/avatars/5743.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 17:52 - Nov 29 with 4392 views | qprxtc | “That could have gone anywhere”. It did. “He’s lost the dressing room”. Eh? “Tactically naive”. Meaningless bollox. “Get yer tits out for the lads”. Yes please. | ![](/images/avatars/5303.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:02 - Nov 29 with 4381 views | BazzaInTheLoft | In and around the box. | ![](/images/avatars/6600.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:50 - Nov 29 with 4350 views | PinnerPaul | Its about taking your chances in this league (As opposed to those leagues who give you points for not scoring I suppose?) Corner ball - where did that come from - we don't say goal kick ball or free kick ball? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:54 - Nov 29 with 4343 views | PinnerPaul | and a few from my officiating - just a few - promise! Two sides out there ref - Really, never knew that! You saw that lino - normally when the ref is 5 yards away and I'm about 50+ My best/worse is when the ref has given a foul and you get 'You have to help him out there lino' - like maybe run onto the pitch and snatch the whistle from his hand perhaps?! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:56 - Nov 29 with 4340 views | PinnerPaul | Freefall - sorry Bobbi66! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:36 - Nov 29 with 4315 views | colinallcars | Stung the goalie's hands..... | ![](/images/avatars/22076.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:40 - Nov 29 with 4303 views | CamberleyR | "He's a proper football man" Managers (yes I'm talking about you Sean Dyche) referring to their team or squad as "the group" | ![](/images/avatars/1250.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 19:59 - Nov 29 with 4285 views | Dorse |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 18:02 - Nov 29 by BazzaInTheLoft | In and around the box. |
Or 'the pitch' as it is sometimes known. | ![](/images/avatars/17282.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 20:05 - Nov 29 with 4268 views | PlanetHonneywood | Plucky lower-/non-league minnows. | ![](/images/avatars/16575.gif) |
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 20:29 - Nov 29 with 4244 views | WokingR | Probably scored too early What !? | ![](/images/avatars/2367.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:23 - Nov 29 with 4209 views | BathRanger | Early doors | ![](/images/avatars/1407.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:26 - Nov 29 with 4205 views | dodge_stoke_r | Keep it simple (boot it) It was a soft penalty (it wasn't a penalty!) | ![](/images/avatars/1898.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 21:55 - Nov 29 with 4184 views | paulparker | Class of 92 | ![](/images/avatars/8151.gif) |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Meaningless football cliches that make you cringe on 22:05 - Nov 29 with 4169 views | izlingtonhoop | Denied by the woodwork It doesn't take part, he missed. | ![](/images/avatars/8065.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
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