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Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.
dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.
double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.
30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.
Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..
Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids
Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.
dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.
double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.
30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.
Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..
Happy f ucking valentines day.
[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]
Sorry to hear that Disco. You know what you need to do, put the YouTube app on, watch the QPR highlights and open another SuperBock.
Tomorrow is another chapter and Rangers ain't on, so you can spend the whole day with her.
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:34 - Feb 14 with 351 views
Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids
Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.
dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.
double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.
30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.
Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..
Happy f ucking valentines day.
[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]
“The best part of breaking up Is when you’re making up”
Strong and stable my arse.
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:51 - Feb 15 with 268 views
Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids
Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.
dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.
double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.
30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.
Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..
Chair, Chair He's here and then he's there Pocket rocket in hoops of white and blue Standing five foot five and not five foot two I had thought he was till I checked his stats for this rhyme