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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems 16:38 - Feb 14 with 659 viewsGaryHaddock

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You'll never get past
Danny Shittu
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 17:03 - Feb 14 with 614 viewsMonkey_Roots

Chair, like sunlight dancing on the dew,
My heart beats only for you,
A melody when you hit top bins
Love's embrace, for 90 mins
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 17:13 - Feb 14 with 575 viewsHAYESBOY

There was a Goalkeeper named Hucker.............

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 with 402 viewsDiscodroids

Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.

dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.

double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.

30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.

Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..


Happy f ucking valentines day.




[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:21 - Feb 14 with 380 viewsstainrods_elbow

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 17:13 - Feb 14 by HAYESBOY

There was a Goalkeeper named Hucker.............


Who thought Alan Mullery a f*cker . . .

Who's with me?

Poll: Playoffs?

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:30 - Feb 14 with 363 viewsToast_R

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids

Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.

dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.

double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.

30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.

Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..


Happy f ucking valentines day.




[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]


Sorry to hear that Disco. You know what you need to do, put the YouTube app on, watch the QPR highlights and open another SuperBock.

Tomorrow is another chapter and Rangers ain't on, so you can spend the whole day with her.
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:34 - Feb 14 with 351 viewsDiscodroids

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:30 - Feb 14 by Toast_R

Sorry to hear that Disco. You know what you need to do, put the YouTube app on, watch the QPR highlights and open another SuperBock.

Tomorrow is another chapter and Rangers ain't on, so you can spend the whole day with her.


cheers toast ;-)

xx

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:37 - Feb 14 with 346 viewsDiscodroids

i think the cumbersome point i was trying to make was that valentines day is a rip off..

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:13 - Feb 15 with 313 viewsHooping_Mad

On Valentines day I like a Bacardi
It loosens me up
Before I bend over Derby

Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society
Poll: What's the next move?

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:23 - Feb 15 with 293 viewsBoston

We were on the good ship Rangers
School End full of East Mids strangers
We scored once, then three times more
Leaving Derby relegation endangered.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:28 - Feb 15 with 286 viewsjohncharles

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids

Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.

dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.

double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.

30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.

Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..


Happy f ucking valentines day.




[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]


“The best part of breaking up
Is when you’re making up”

Strong and stable my arse.

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:51 - Feb 15 with 268 viewsDiscodroids

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 01:13 - Feb 15 with 247 viewsNorthLondonR

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 00:51 - Feb 15 by Discodroids

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I have been trying to pen a stefan Moore tribute, inspired by ABc, but alas needs work...

"Chase that plastic ba'ag through the pa'ar'ark, chase that plastic ba'ag, through the park park park"
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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 01:25 - Feb 15 with 230 viewsDiscodroids

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 02:33 - Feb 15 with 204 viewsBoston

Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 23:17 - Feb 14 by Discodroids

Just back from a Valentines dinner for two, Portugese in westcliff.. £195.

dinner two hours late, got acosted at the bar by a wiston sillcot look a like trying to sell me a lump of off the rock steredent dental powder for £60.

double vodka and coke £15, pint of superbock £8 ,lemon sole on a bed of butterbeans, chorizo and new potatoes £48 and a scotchman on the way out telling me he had 3rd stage bowel cancer.

30 minute wait for a cab and the cabbie talked all the way home about his Bulgarian girlfriend's polysistic ovaries and his sunday morning radio spare parts stall in basildon.

Back home for a force 10 nuclear row with the mrs who'se stormed off to bed like blanche dubois..


Happy f ucking valentines day.




[Post edited 14 Feb 23:22]


NEXT...

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Valentines Day - QPR Love Poems on 09:12 - Feb 15 with 82 viewsscot1963

Chair, Chair
He's here and then he's there
Pocket rocket in hoops of white and blue
Standing five foot five and not five foot two
I had thought he was till I checked his stats for this rhyme
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